Prologue.

Let me tell you something, no one. Absolutely no one has a better bro than me, Clyde Donovan. Sure Craig is an asshole who likes to flip me off and reject my bro hugs, but I and he are way better bros than fucking Stan and Kyle. Stan and Kyle can go die in a hole. That and Craig needs to shut up about Bebe being the only person I fucked. What about him, huh? Ever since that girl who Bebe hates moved here, I think her name's Ace or something stupid, he hasn't dated anyone. Fuck! Lizzy Traylor was the last girl he dated and she moved away in 6th grade. 6th god damn grade.

Oh and what's up with my bro hanging around Kenny and Ace all the time? Huh? He's MY bro, not Kenny's. So someone give me a damn good reason for Craig to hang around them! You don't have one, exactly. Craig's just being a taco-hating faggot as usual. I tried talking to Token about this but he just rolled his eyes and told me he couldn't understand me because I was crying too hard, great advice, Token!

Then I tried talking to Bebe but then she kept asking me about when I was going to give her the new pair of shoes. That's when it hit me! I should give Craig a pair of shoes! So, I was going over to my Bro to give them these shoes that Bebe really liked so I figured Craig would too, right? Well I guess I was wrong, so wrong that Craig flipped me off, threw the bag down and walked away. I'm going to take a guess that bros don't like shoes from other bros. He wouldn't even wear the shirt I gave him that said Bro #2.; because I'm bro 1 of course.

At least I've dated more girls than Craig has, the poor bastard. 1 for Clyde and 345 for Craig; I think I'm gaining up on him.

A/N: I've recently fallen in love with the bromance of Craig and Clyde. Thus Clyde's guide to Bromance is here! I hope you enjoy it and yes, I mentioned my OC for the hell of it. XD Love you guys, R&R.