*Eike is talking to the weird stranger in a coat*
Stranger: Have you seen a woman wearing a coat?
Eike: No...
Stranger: Never mind... do you want to see my stuff?
*points to his suitcase*
Eike (afraid): Er... I'd rather...
Stranger (smiling): I have everything you want...
Eike: Thanks, but I like to care about my health... (proud) Drugs are bad!
Stranger: What?
*Eike looks around*
Eike (embarrassed): Excuse me?
Stranger: I am offering you false Rolex, Cartier, and almost every deluxe watch you can think of...
Eike (suddenly interested): Did you say false watches? You mean cheap watches?
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*Eike is about to tell Margarete she could be an ancestor of Eike*
Eike: Margarete...
Margarete: Yes?
Eike: I think you could be my ancestor...
Margarete (sighs, looks at the ceiling): Yes, Eike.
Eike (surprised): I am serious, Margarete, I...
Margarete (packing some things): Of course, of course, Eike, I believe your time-travelling bull... stories too.
Eike:...
*Margarete leaves*
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*Eike is with Eckart after having survived, thanks to the rope*
Eike (furious): You tried to kill me??
Eckart (calm): Yes.
*Eike waits, but there is no response*
Eike: Mr. Eckart, wasn't someone blackmailing you or something... so that you agreed to kill me?
Eckart: No.
Eike (after a pause): You mean you were trying to kill me on your own?
Eckart: That's it.
Eike (surprised): You wanted to kill ME?
Eckart: Yeah.
Eike (about to cry, with manga-style tears in his eyes): But... why?
Eckart: Well, you went to my museum everytime, never paying the ticket; you borrowed my books never giving them back; every time I tried to say this to you you started with that "I-didn't-ever-meet-my-parents" stuff... You have become very annoying, Eike.
*Eike cries*
Eike: Okay, then!! Tell me what do I have to do!
Eckart: Pay me, of course.
Eike (stops crying): ...
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*In Ending A, Homunculus is about to bring dr. Wagner to life again*
Eike: So you are gonna bring him from the dead?
Homunculus: Yes.
Eike: Really?
Homunculus: Hum... Yes.
*Homunculus whispers, there is a lot of smoke and dr. Wagner appears on the street*
Eike: This is dr. Wagner?
Homunculus: The very same.
Eike: Doesn't he look a little... awkward?
Homunculus (looking at another place): What do you mean?
*Eike looks at dr. Wagner more closely*
Eike: Yes... he looks...
*Eike touches dr. Wagner's shoulder with one finger*
*dr. Wagner's head falls to the ground*
Eike: Homunculus... you sure this is the real dr. Wagner?
*Homunculus vanishes*
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*Eike is talking to Dana in the square*
Dana: Is this stone yours?
Eike: No, it's not mine.
Dana: And this lighter?
Eike: This IS mine, thank you.
Dana: I feel good talking to you... Sometimes I-
Eike (interrupting Dana, speaking loud) HEY! This is NOT my lighter! Mine is a silver lighter, this is a regular cheap lighter!
Dana: No, that IS your lighter.
Eike: No way! Mine is 10 times more valuable!
Dana: Uh, my boss is calling me!
Eike: No he's not!
*Dana runs away*
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*Eike is in the bakery*
Baker: Do you want a chocolate? We called them "Margarete"
Eike: Of course.
*Eike eats a chocolate*
*Eike starts to feel a great pain and falls to the floor*
Eike (screaming): What?! It was poisoned?!
Baker (serious): Well, al the town is trying to kill you, so I might as well give it a try... Everyone seems to have fun with it...
*Eike dies*
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*Eike leaves the museum*
*A Chinese vase falls and hits Eike on the head*
Eike (falling to he ground): OUCH!
*Eike stands up*
Eike: Damn... that hurts...
*A voice is heard from the first floor*
Voice: Damn! Didn't work!
*A chair falls from the window and hits Eike in the back*
Eike (falling to the ground again): Duh!!
*Eike stands up again*
Voice: Sheesh...
*An office table falls over Eike*
*Eike slowly pushes the table and stands up with pain*
Eike: Don't...worry... (with pain, as a marble sculpture hits the ground two feet away) I think I broke my leg... But I'm all right!
*Eike limps away, while weird noises are heard from the first floor*
*A giant piano falls over Eike*
*The only visible part of his body, a hand, doesn't move*
Voice: Thanks God I won't have to use the wardrobe...
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*Eike is in the XVIth century, talking to the guy guarding the entrance to Lord Manor's house*
Eike: Could you let me in, please?
Guy: Hmm, maybe... don't you have anything to trade?
*Eike gives the Karl Franssen postcard to the guy*
Guy: Okay, come on inside.
*Eike tries to enter, but the door is closed*
Eike: Aren't you going to open this?
Guy: Ah, but you will have to trade something more for that...
Eike: I don't have anything else! All the other things I have are going to be necessary later!
Guy: I liked that fire machine of yours...
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*Eike is talking with Dana*
Dana: Is this red stone yours?
Eike: ...no, I'm sorry.
Dana: And this lighter?
Eike: That IS mine, thank you.
Dana: And this diary?
Eike (surprised): Yes!
Dana (opening it): It looks interesting... "I have to gather people at the square"... "Today I met the waitress..."
*When he hears that, Eike blushes and tries to grab the notebook*
Dana (escaping from Eike and reading aloud): "She is very cute, and warm"... Oooh! So you think this about me, huh?
Eike (running after Dana): Eh! That's not you! It's... another blonde waitress!
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*Eike is inside the Bar Zum Ei, when it is on fire*
Eike: Duh...
*Eike remembers*
Eike: Wait! Maybe the destiny won't get me after all! I still have some cash...
*Eike takes his cell phone and dials the emergency number*
Recorded Voice of a woman (speaking very slow): Good morning. This is the emergency number. If you are being stolen, press 1.
*long pause; Eike waits puzzled*
Recorded Voice: If you are being assassinated, press 2.
*long pause*
Eike: I might as well try that one later...
Recorded Voice: If you are the witness of a murder, press 3.
*long pause; the cell phone of Eike does a loud beep*
Eike: Damn, I'm running out of money...
Recorded Voice: If you are inside a burning building, press 4.
*Eike presses the 4 button quickly*
Recorded Voice (still speaking very slow; as Eike's phone does another beep): You have chosen "I am inside a burning building". If you are at a burning hotel, press 1.
*long pause; the phone starts beeping unstoppably*
Recorded Voice: If you are at a burning bar, press 2.
*Eike presses 2 hysterically*
*The beeping ends*
Recorded Voice of another woman: You ran out of money. You can use a credit card or...
*Eike puts the phone on his pocket as half of the ceiling falls*
Eike (frightened): I KNEW I shouldn't have spent an hour chatting with my friends...
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*Eike is in dr. Wagner's lab*
Eike: I got the red stone you asked me... could it be this one?
Dr. Wagner: The Philosopher's Stone! Please! Give it to me!
*Eike gives the stone to dr. Wagner*
Dr. Wagner (hugging Eike): Thank you very much!
*Dr. Wagner starts whistling a symphony as he turns to continue with his experiments*
*Eike starts leaving*
Eike: Now, ten days to the future...
*Eike checks his pockets*
Eike: Wait... My... Digipad? Where's my Digipad?
*Eike turns and looks to dr. Wagner*
Eike: ...dr. Wagner? Have you taken my Digipad?
Dr. Wagner: What? I don't know what you are talking about...
Eike (surprised): I see it on your table! And my lighter! And my wallet! And my phone!
*A tense silence*
Eike: Don't know why, but I feel you are very similar to me...
Dr. Wagner: Yes, you remind me of myself when I was young... specially when you tried to steal a coin of mine...
*both meditate*
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*Eike is on top of the museum's tower*
Eike (ties the rope): Okay... It's ready.
*When the time comes, Eike notices a penny on the floor*
Eike (crouching to take it): I'm lucky today! I might be trying to avoid my own death by trusting an androgynous stranger, but still I've found a penny!
*Eike hears footsteps and a long shriek*
Eike (standing up): What the...
*Eike looks over the railing and sees mr. Eckart's body on the ground*
Eike: ...and I will have to travel back in time to save him, or will he have his own Homunculus?
*Eike takes his penny and leaves*
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·The next one is based on an idea that Leknaat ([email protected])sent me·
*Eike appears in the Limb, after dying*
Homunculus (angry): For Heaven's sake! This is the 14th time you die? How many times do I have to tell you? Read my lips: G-r-a-b t-h-e r-o-p-e!!
Eike: I know I have to do that... but I don't want to do that right now...
Homunculus (puzzled): What?? Why?
Eike (closing his eyes): I like the vibrations of the Digipad in my pocket...
Homunculus: !!?? ...get a girlfriend!