Chapter 1: New Host

Disclaimer: I'm broke so I don't own it hahahahahahahahaha! :3

Kagome's always been quiet, ever since she started attending Ouran. The only person she's ever showed emotion to, aside from anger or irritation, is Haruhi and her aniki, Sesshomaru, who also attends. As a side note, Haruhi and Kagome are females mistaken as males. Also Sesshomaru and Kagome are demons born as fighters, only Kagome's more aggressive. Life just can't get any better.

Haruhi sighed as she observed her overly quiet companion and her brother.

Her first companion was Kagome. An overly quiet demoness, (Yes Haruhi knew that there's no secrets between them) who's mistaken as a sexy male. She had raven black hair hat stops at her waist that was put in a braid going down her back. Her eyes were a golden red color that would make any female swoon. In fact Haruhi still blushes at the sight of her sometimes. She was in the standard Ouran uniform which was nothing but black slacks and a white button up shirt with a blue over shirt with black dress shoes with a tie.

Then came Kagome's aniki Sesshomaru. An overly stoic demon who, like his Imouto, was sexy. He had flowing silver hair that stopped a little past his butt. His eyes were also a golden red color that made all male and female stop dead in their tracks to stare. Haruhi knows that sometimes the two together make her face heat up. He was also wearing the standard uniform. He was the oldest out of the three. His mother was deceased because of an attack, same as for Kagome's mom.

Then finally came Haruhi. The amazingly smart sarcastic caring person they know and love. Like Kagome she was also mistaken as a male. She had messy brown hair that stopped a little past her ears. Her big brown eyes were hidden behind her dorky glasses but without them you could see how cute she was. She wasn't wearing them uniform at all though. She was wearing black jeans, black dress shoes, and a brown sweater her deceased mother made for her.

Together they were almost inseparable except Sesshomaru was a junior while the other two were freshman, Kagome older by two months.

"Tell me Haruhi." Kagome started. "Why have you been staring at me for a while. Is there something on my face?" Kagome turned a pointed look toward Haruhi who blushed lightly. "No. It's just that you're so mysterious. You never talk only sometimes and you hardly show emotion. Has something been bothering you?" Haruhi asked after finishing her explanation. Kagome laughed while Sesshomaru chuckled at Haruhi's deadpanned expression on their laughter. "It's quite simple Haruhi. Kagome's not the talking type. She's the quiet type of person that you still love." Sesshomaru explained wrapping his arm around Kagome's shoulder. Haruhi sighed knowing that was all she would get for right now. "You two are hopeless. She mumbled as the bell rang. They departed from Sesshomaru and went to their class.

Finally the class bell rang and the two went and found Sesshomaru. "How about we go and look for a place to study." Haruhi suggested. Kagome smiled slightly and shook her head. "Bookworm." She muttered.

It was annoying, and Kagome's eye twitch proved it. They'd been to for noisy library's and two noisy music rooms. No study place and it was pissing them each off. Finally they came to an abandoned music room. "This place better damn well be quiet or I'm snapping dammit!" Sesshomaru said angrily. He wrapped his arm around Kagome's shoulder once again that day as Haruhi opened the door. They were soon assaulted with roses and the smell of perfume.

"Ack! My sensitive nose." Kagome and Sesshomaru said as their noses were covered by each others hands.

"Welcome to the host club!"

(A/N: Chapters will be combined.)

In the middle of the room was six boys. There was a tall blonde boy in a chair, a short blonde on top of a strong dark haired males shoulders, a dark haired male with glasses, and twins both with very light brown hair. "H..h..host club?" Haruhi stuttered moving to hide behind the siblings. "Oh it's just boys. But who knew they'd be so openly gay." The tall blonde idiot said. Kagome's eye twitched in anger as she unnoticeable clenches her fist to keep from killing someone. He stepped forward but stopped as soon as his eyes touched the two siblings. He gasped making the host look up but what they saw made them blush uncontrollably Two amazingly sexy beings stood in front of them. Tamaki reached forward but a hand grasped his arm. "Touch me and you lose your arm." Kagome growled already annoyed by these idiots. Haruhi was too busy walking around.

Suddenly she slipped on a banana peel and bumped into a vase making it fall. All you here is a crash and oomph. There on the floor laid a broken vase. The guy with the glasses stand and observe the broken artifact. "Well seems like you've broken a 8 million yen vase. How do you expect him to pay this back Tamaki." "He has no choice but to become the host clubs lackey." Tamaki said. "But then you'd have to make us lackey's too." Kagome pointed out not going to leave her here with idiots. The males shiver at the seductive voice. "B..but you're too beautiful to be a lackey. You'd have to be a host." Hunny chimed in. "Then so does Haruhi. He doesn't need to be a lackey." Sesshomaru said clearly angry to be pulled into this mess. "Haha. He can't become a host. He doesn't even have the look..." The twins pulled Haruhi's glasses off and were immediately silenced. Tamaki pushed them aside and snapped his fingers.

"Hikaru! Kaoru!" "Right." Haruhi was taken to the back room. Mori was sent to get contacts from the nurse and Kyoya to call the hairstylist. Kagome and Sesshomaru waited patiently for Haruhi to come from behind the curtain. "Hey are you sure I can keep this uniform?" Haruhi asked as the curtain was pulled back. "KIWAII!" Tamaki yelled. Haruhi's hair was combed down and styled. He was also wearing the standard uniform. Haruhi rolled her eyes and flinched when she caught the glare Kagome gave her from getting her into that mess. Sesshomaru put a hand on the blood thirsty girl's shoulder and shook his head. Haruhi gave an apologetic look. "Well let's see what you can do. The host club is opening now

Tell me how you like it. Here are the parings you vote :3

Kagome/Kyoya

Kagome/twins

Kagome/Kaoru

Kagome/Hikaru

Kagome/Tamaki

Kagome/Mori

Kagome/Hunny

and...

Haruhi/Kyoya

Haruhi/twins

Haruhi/Kaoru

Haruhi/Hikaru

Haruhi/Tamaki

Haruhi/Mori

Haruhi/Hunny

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