Hey There... Sorry for the lack of updating for my stories, It's just the holidays got to me and I'm truly
sorry. Christmas was coming up and I had to go shopping and family all over came down and a family
member pasted away...so this week has been wrecking havoc... BuT DON'T WORRY :) All Hope isn't
lot. Starting Monday, My stories will be updated and some possibly finished.
But to show you(my readers) That I didn't Forget about you here Is A Songfic for your amusement. It's My
Version of 12 Days of Christmas. :) I hope you enjoy it although it's not actually like the song in the
descending of days...It's meant to be funny that's all and spread Christmas Cheer!
Please Enjoy.
:)
(Song Starts)
(Deidara Sings)
Verse 1:
One the First Day of Christmas I give my Deidara from Me
One Deidara sculpting
Explosive Big Sculptures of the Akatsuki
Only to have Tobi touch them
And they explode of his Sempai Deidei!
(Kakazu's Verse starts and he's singing without emotion)
(Me: C'Mon Kuzu-San! Do it for Suukino and the children, do it for Kishimoto-San)
(Kuzu: -_- *Still sings dully saying I hate children...*)
Verse 2:
One The Second Day of Christmas I give my Bank Attendant from me
One Kakazu using a dirty penny
To buy a Christmas tree that was Rotting
For the Akatsuki and now They
Decorated it with Stuff
But it ended up Falling Apart!
(Sasgay: Man Kumi I swear if you keep typing my name as Sasgay then I will kill you with Kirin...)
(Starts to sing his verse)
SASGAY SASGAY SASGAY SASGAY SASGAY SASGAY SASGAY!
(Sasgay: Grrrrrrrrrr!)
Verse 3:
On The Third Day of Christmas I give Sasuke from Me
One Sasuke Being Stalked By a petifile
Pink headed Sakura and an
Annoying Ino with a Whore Karin
And a Ghost of Itachi just
To be freaked out in the end!
(Has been chopped into Blue Sushi but can still sing and talk)
Verse 4:
On the Fourth Day of Christmas I give my Buddy Kisame
One fishy/man named Kisame
Being cut up into sushi
Which was blue
And being served at the Akatsuki Xmas Party!
(Me: Chi-Chan... we will do you know what if you sing it right for me...)
Itachi: Yessssssssssssss! And sings with emotion and joy)
Verse 5:
On The Fifth Day of Christmas I give my Husband Itachi gave to Me
One Itachi singing Christmas carols to
Little Kids in a dull voice ruining
Christmas Spirit, the Kids threw rocks
At His Fragile eyes
So we gave him
A pair of tinted black shades
And he ended up turning Blind!
(Sasori: Sings with a little joy but seems sad.)
(Me: Sasori Kun... what's wrong Tell your momma what's wrong.)
(Sasori: Continues to sing ignoring me)
Verse 6:
On the Sixth Day of Christmas I gave my adopted son Sasori
One Sasori turning an annoying Tobi
Into a puppet making him sing
Retarded Christmas carols
When Pein found out Sasori
Ended up blaming it on Deidara!
(Konan: Merry Christmas! Here you go!)
(Hands me a peice of paper that says Merry Christmas)
(Me *secretly* I will make her die in her verse for that suckish present.! MWAHHAHAAHHAHA!)
(Konan: Sings verse in a good voice and tone)
Verse 7:
On The Seventh Day of Christmas I gave Konan who is my Bestie
One Konan stalking her Leader Pein
Stealing his boxers, finding out what he wanted
For Freaking Christmas when he caught her
She found out he wanted her dead!
(Hidan: Thanks Babe!)
Me: *Winks at my boy toy* Mhmmmmm)
(Hidan: Just so you know..you're mine tonight and even Jashin knows that!)
(Me: But...Chi-Chan...A-And...)
(Hidan ignores me and sings his verse)
Verse 8:
One the Eighth Day of Christmas I gave my Sexy Boy Toy Hidan from Me
One Hidan dancing on dead-Konan's grave
Ruining Christmas Spirit telling Kids
Santa didn't exist then posing as Santa
Stealing their presents, maybe Sacrificing their
Parents and Leaving then out in the Cold with Fear!
(Leader Sama thanks me and kisses me on the cheek)
(Sings his Verse in An Opera Tone)
(Me: O.o)
Verse 9:
One the Ninth Day of Christmas I give Leader Sama from Me
One Pein asking Fake-Hidan-Santa for some
New piercing, Santa said it'd cost him 50 Bucks
Pein's like, "What?" Santa says get off him
You've been a damn Naughty Boy this year
Just to have Pein walk away
And he's disappointed as usual!
(Zetsu Growls at me)
(me: BAD ZTSU KUN! BAD ZETSU KUN!)
(Zetsu Sings his Verse)
Verse 10:
On The Tenth Day of Christmas I give my pet from me
One Zetsu eating an Anorexic Tobi
Barfing Up Kisame as a piece of Sushi
Whit Zetsu dressed up Black Zetsu as Rudolph
The Red Nose Reindeer, Making him Growl
Ending up trying to Eat his White Zetsu!
(Tobi: Hey! No Fair! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!)
(Me: *Rolls my eyes* Yeah I heard it before! TELL IT TO THE JUDGE!)
(Tobi Sings his verse and glares at me with a warm and sweet smile)
Verse 11:
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas I give The Bad Boy Tobi
One Evil Tobi wanting a New Mask to
Show off his stolen Rinnegan but when
He got it, it was Fuchsia Pink
So he went on a Rampage
Only to be punched in the face By Me!
(WE ALL SING TOGETHER)
(HAPPY AND JOYFUL)
Verse 12 And Last Verse:
On The Twelfth Day of Christmas I give to Everybody
All of The Akatsuki Celebrating Christmas
Kakazu being cheap, Itachi going Blind
Tobi getting a new mask, Konan dying
Hidan raping Santa, Zetsu Eating Elfs
Sasgay turning Gay
Ino being a petifile, Choji slurping Ramen
Naruto becoming Hokage, Marrying Hinata who blushes a lot
Sakura dying Lonely without Sasuke, Pein getting Nothing
Ten-Ten being Youthful, Me Laughing a lot, when I'm Writing This
Now this Song Is Ending
AND A VERY MERRY HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU!
*I say HO HO HO! And point at Sakura, Ino and Karin for each HO*
:) MERRY HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
Naruto: Why not Merry Christmas instead of adding the Happy to it?
Me: Um. BECAUSE, Say your Birthday was on Christmas, huh, eh, eh?
Naruto:...I don't Get It.
Me: -_-
Me: Merry is apart of the saying and YOU ADD HAPPY FOR THE BIRTHDAY!
Naruto: Ohhhhhhhhh! I still don't get it.
*I go crazy*
:) MERRY HAPPY CHRISTMAS! ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS TOOO! THANKS FOR READING AND DON'T
FORGET TO REVIEW!
Kumi-Chan/Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan