Yo Merry Christmas everyone, This Hibiki making his second story around this time, just finally realize that this is a story that I truly enjoy the most. To Love-Ru and KHR crossover that no one yet make it, So I'm the first to take this challenge to myself. The main character is our favorite Vongola Primo who is living in the modern time while enjoying his peaceful life that about to turn around when a certain alien land on his bathroom.

Well better not to keep you guy waiting here is my first chapter of To Love-Ru-ed Osora.

Enjoy~!

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On top of a tall building, near the edge of the roof, two people wearing black formal suit along with a sunglasses corner a girl with pink hair that standing at the edge.

"We've finally found you." One of the two with a scar on his left face said. "I never thought you would run away to this 'remote area'…"

"But now…This is the end of your game of tags." The other one added.

"Now! If you would, come with us quietly." The Scar guy marched toward the girl.

"…" The Pink hair girl stay silent before giggled.

"What's so funny?"

"Oh nothing, it's just that you forgot to whom you are up to." She raised her left arm to reveal a bracelet with a strange shape rabbit on it.

"!, That's-!"

"Oh no, get her!"

"Bye-bye~!"

Light envelop her whole body before illuminated the night. When the light finally fades away, the pink hair girl is nowhere to be found.

"Nghhh, she got away again." The Scar guy smacks his forehead.

"We're going to get yell again." The other one sighed.

Unknown to them a diminutive being fly to the night sky and tried as it can not to get noticed by the duo on the top of the building.

'Wait for me, Lala-sama.' The being thoughts. 'I'll find you.'

/Sainan Gakuen – After School./

Trouble.

It is the source of everything that happen through out of your life, it could be the source of difficulty and problem to others, it could be source of distress and painful event, hack it can be the source of inconvenient and discomfort to oneself.

*Chuckle*

I thought that it will follow through out of my life but…

I never thought what I do without it as something cause a change in my life.

Here where I live a normal and peaceful life that I been denied long ago, here where I see a huge change then before, here I don't have to worry about the rest of my life.

But I know one day, that trouble will find me again.

"Sawada-kun, Sawada-kun!" A girl's voice calls out. "Sawada-kun deba!"

"Nnh…"

"Sawada-kun, class is over!" The girl shakes the boy's shoulder.

"Mmmh…" The boy yawned as he regained all his senses. "Ah, Ohayo Sairenji-san."

"It's not morning anymore, Sawada-kun." The girl's name is Sairenji Haruna. "You sleep through the rest of math class."

"Gomen." He apologizes sheepishly. "I didn't get enough sleep lately."

"Please take good care of you body, Sawada-kun. It's not good staying up late." Sairenji advised him.

"I'll try." Sawada replied. "By the way, Sairenji-san, don't you have a club to attend to?"

"Eh?" She blinked before she realized. "Oh no, my club! J-Ja ne, Sawada-kun!"

The boy laugh as the girl quickly sprints out of their classroom.

'It's rare for her to forget.' The boy smiled bemusedly before take a quick look at the classroom. 'Yup, I'm the only left.'

The boy gathers his things before proceeding to the hallway and gaze at the school ground that has some student that about to return to their home.

(Hibiki - Oh I forgot to introduce and describe the boy, my bad.)

The boy's name is Ieyatsu, Sawada Ieyatsu, a 15-year boy with unusual gold brown slightly spiky but tidy hair and wears a circle glasses with spiraling lines on them. He wears the usual Sainan Gakuen uniform that consist a tan blazer with a white under shirt within, complete with a red tie and finishing with a green pants. From the looks of it he pass as your everyday normal student who is about to finish his business at school.

'Hmm, still early to go home…maybe I should kill some time.' The glasses boy thought. 'And buy so grocery along too.'

With that in mind he makes his way to the shopping district, where trouble is about to happened.

/Sainan Shopping District - Street./

"STOP THIEF!" A Police Officer runs with all his might to catch the thief in front him. He was just doing his usual lookout around the shopping district when someone scream for help that he saw the thief stole a bag from a woman. He quickly jumps and tries to apprehend the crook but the guy was swift and quickly run to another direction. This how the game of cat and mice begin and it begin about a few minutes ago.

"NEVER!" The Thief with a bandana on his lower face shouted as he makes another turn to an alley, he kick some of the trash bin to sidetrack the copper behind him.

"Dang!" The Officer shouted under his breath as he jump and dodge all the trash can that been scatter at his path. "Don't think this will stop me!"

The Bandana once more make a turn when he reach out of the ally as the Police was about to turn, a trash bin lid meets with his face and leave a face dent on the lid. The one that hold the lid was none other then the Bandana thief with a Cheshire cat smile on his face.

"Got him!" He cheered as he push the unconscious Officer and let him lie on the ground. "Smell you around, sucker!"

He quickly left the unconscious officer and make way to another direction to run, he needs a hiding place before he can open that bag that he just stole. When his eyes saw a student with brunette hair that was a few distances in front of him, he was about to shove the kid away so he can make his merry way. Then suddenly he felt a pain on his stomach and before long he falls on the ground, fainted.

A few minutes later, the Police Officer regains his consciousness and wonder what is he doing on the ground. Not long that realization hit him, the thief!-?

'Where did he go!-?' The Officer frantically try to find the crook but nowhere in sight, he was about to give up until he saw a body that being tied to an electrical post.

It was none other the thief that has been tied to the post using his own shirt no less, heck the thief was out like the light and drool coming out of his mouth. The Officer almost felt sorry for the guy, well almost, and then he found the stole bag that was place on top of the poor guy's head.

Whoever it was that beat this poor guy must been long gone already.

/Ieyatsu./

"Yare, Yare." The gold brunette sighed as just finish buying some grocery that he bought from the grocery store. "Thief this day."

He passes all the stores and makes haste toward his destination. It didn't take him an hour as he reaches his house that just outskirt the shopping district. He enters his house and greet.

"Tadaima."

"Oh, okairi, Ieyatsu." A young girl with dark brunette appeared.

"Tadaima, Mikan." The Glasses boy smiled. "I brought some grocery."

Yuuki Mikan, a reliable 11-year-old girl, who live just right next door to him. The Yuuki family has been his neighbor every since he bought this house, the parents were quite surprise that a young boy bought a house all by himself. Mikan who is still a child back then always come and play with him while her parents are at work, she thought that he was her brother and stick with him all the time, not that he mind.

"What with that smile?" The girl that been name after an orange said suspiciously.

"Nothing, just reminiscing." Ieyatsu chuckled.

"Weirdo." That even make him chuckled more. "The bath is ready, so go and wash up, so I can prepare dinner."

"Hai. Hai." He gives the grocery to Mikan before making his way to his room.

/Ieyatsu's Room./

The Brunette boy simply throw his bag aside before sitting on his bed, he loosen his tie and discard it, giving him some air. He sighed before cracking his neck.

'Cell Phone ringing – Final Fantasy VII - Victory Fanfare Ringtone.'

"?" He searched in his jacket and takeout an orange cell phone before flipping it open and read a bold text: Monkey.

He push the accept button. "Moshi, Moshi?"

"Yo! Ieyatsu, how is it going?" An energetic voice coming from the other side of the line shouted.

"It would've been a fine evening if you didn't call."

"Man, you're so cold. You won't get yourself a girlfriend with that kind of attitude."

"Better being cold then a complete pervert." The Glasses boy smirked.

"Ouch! That's a low blow below the belt."

"What did you call me for, Saruyama-kun?"

"What? Is it a crime to call you dear friend~?"

"That's depends on the reason for it."

"Sheesh, always to the point." The guy who name after a mountain monkey sighed.

"I don't have the luxury of wasting time talking with you."

"Double ouch, I call just to know about the thing I lend you, was it good?"

"You mean the one that you misplace in my bag and got lectured by Mikan…"

"Yup, how was it?" The guy should consider himself lucky as he is at the other side of the phone line, if he were in front of the Glasses boy, he might end up at the hospital.

"…I'll hang out now."

"Wha-! Wait-!-!"

'Blip'

"*Sigh* how did that guy become my friend." He glance his clock on the wall. "Uh-oh better get clean before Mikan found out."

/Bathroom – Changing room./

Ieyatsu enter the room and begin to strip his clothing, just as he about to take off his glasses, a cracking sound can be heard coming from the bathroom. He quickly leans against the wall that was near the glass door to his bathroom.

'What was that? A Burglar…?' He thought as light illuminate his bathroom. 'Burglar or not, whoever you're be prepare for the consequences of your action for breaking into my house.'

Clutch his one hand into a tight fist before the other one grip the handle of the door, just as the light dim he quickly open and leap in to prepare a one-hit K.O. then the author magical make a soap appeared on the tiled floor and have the glasses boy step on it.

"!-!"

'Screeching sound'

"Kyaaah!"

'Then crash sound.'

Ieyatsu shake the dizziness that he is having and tried to stand up but can't as he felt something soft is on his face. He place his hands on it and try to lift whatever that is on his face, only to hear a moan when he touch the soft sensation. Huh? Moan? He accidently squeezes the soft feeling and been reward with another moan.

"!-!" The Brunette stopped as he meet the person that breaks into his house, face to face.

A girl, that's right, an attractive girl with long bubblegum pink hair, green jade eyes and a curvaceous perfect hourglass body is on top of him. The Boy blink several time and try to slowly register everything, there is a girl in his bathroom, in his tub with him along, she doesn't seems to be someone he knew or even meet.

Processing…

Processing…

Pro…cess…ing…

Error, Error, Error!

The Boy's face lit up like a Christmas tree and blush different shade of reds as his hands are still on the girl's bosoms. The girl in question simply arches back and stretches her arms and smiles.

"Mmm, escape successful!" She happily said.

"…"

"Hm?" The Pink hair girl finally notices the boy's existence and simply said. "Hello."

Normally people would panic or scream in this situation, why? Cause it's not everyday something absurd happen to their life. Seriously in another alternative world a certain orange hair boy (Rito) did and screams, but Ieyatsu with red face plainly greet back.

"Hello." Thankfully his brain reboots and decides to ask his mysterious guest. "And who are you?"

"I'm Lala, from Deviluke!" She cheerfully answered.

"A pleasure to meet you Lala-san." He nodded. "Ano, Lala-san."

"Nani~?"

"Not to offend you but can you get off me." He tried to ignore the sensation that is on his hands but failed. "It's quite uncomfortable for me."

"Ok~" She complied.

The Brunette quickly look the other away as his guest is still completely naked, glancing the shelf that has some extra towels. He takes one and returns to his guest but eyes look the other way.

"Here." He holds out one of the towels. "Cover yourself."

Why?"

"Please, just do it…"

"Hmmm, ok." She takes the towel and warps it around her body.

And before he could say a word, a voice call out to him.

"Ieyatsu! What was that noise?" Mikan.

'Crap! Mikan!' He makes haste to the door. "Stay here and don't make any noise."

/The other side./

"Ieyatsu!" Mikan called just as she about to open the door. Instead the open itself and the boy in question peek through the small crack.

"Yo, Mikan…"

"I just heard a huge crash and come to check you. What happened?"

"Nothing serious, I just slip that's all." He sheepishly rubbed his back head.

".And I also heard a girl's scream too…" She added.

"You must be hearing things."

"Are you sure?"

"Positive."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Well…ok, if you sure." The brunette said.

"By the way, is dinner going to be alright? I think I can smell something burn for here." The glasses boy sniffed at the air.

"Eh? Oh-no!" The Young Girl quickly makes haste to the kitchen.

'Fuh, that was close.' He wiped the sweat on his forehead. 'Now for the other problem.'

He gaze his guest who is taking a bath in his tube.

"Emmmh~ I'm so rejuvenate~" Lala stretch her arms.

"Ugh!" Ieyatsu clap his nose as a small streak of blood pour out. "Great, I just got myself a nosebleed."

Damn that monkey! The next time he meets him, his fist will greet him.

A certain monkey sneezed and wonder if a beautiful girl is talking about him.

/Ieyatsu's Room – A few minutes later./

"So…Lala-san." The now dress up Sawada Ieyatsu sit on his chair while looking at his guest who only has a towel to cover and sitting on his bed.

"Nani~?" Lala cutely said.

"You said you from Deviluke…does that make you an alien?" He questioned.

"Well for you earthlings, I guess I am." She chirpily answered.

'Guess, huh…' He sighed.

Noticing the glasses boy sigh, she quickly jumps to conclusion. "Hmm? Do you not believe me?"

"Then, here," The so called Alien turn around and lift the lower part of the towel. "Look at this!"

The poor boy didn't know what hit him as he just open his eyes and meet the girls bottom, much to his grow of redness on his cheek but he did notice a tail which extend down from her base of her back with a heart-shape tip at the end.

"Well? Earthlings don't have tails like this, right?" She wriggles her bottom to him.

"!-!, You don't have to show me!" His blush increased as he covers his eyes. "I can tell by just sensing you!"

"Why are you blushing?" She giggled. "So cute~!"

'Well at least, she's not an alien that's to try imitate people and populate itself*.' He thought as he just remembers something. "So what's an alien doing in my bathroom?"

"Ah, that's because I used this!" She lifted her left arm to reveal a bracelet with a rabbit-shape on it. "Pyon-Pyon Warp-kun!"

"Warp?" The Glasses Boy can already guess what the use of it. "Let me guess, you use that to warp but couldn't determine where you might end up."

"Bingo~! Correct!" The Pink Hair girl cheered.

"And it only warp living thing with the exception of the bracelet." As he can tell from her nakedness.

"Bingo again~!"

"But that still haven't answer my first question yet."

"…I'm being chased." She answered.

"?"

"I thought I would be safe if I came to Earth, but my pursuers have followed me here." She continued. "I was about to be taken away to their ship if I didn't use this bracelet, I would have…"

'Pursuer?' He started to piece things together. "Who-!"

"LALA-SAMA!" Just then a squeaky voice shouted and enters through his veranda's sliding door which is slightly. "Are you alright?"

It was an odd looking creature with black swirly eyes and bat-like wings.

"Oh, Peke!" Lala caught the strange creature in a hug. "I'm so happy! You were able to safely escape too!"

"Yes! I was lucky you teleport somewhere nearby!" then the strange being notice the glasses boy.

Both the boy and the diminutive being meet eyes before turning to the girl with a question.

"Lala-san, who is that weird creature?"

"Lala-sama, who is that dull-looking earthling?"

The two turn to one another and glare.

"Dull-looking!-?"

"Weird!-?"

"Eto, this is Peke, my all-purpose costume robot that I made." The girl simply answered their question. "And he's the one who live here, oh yes, I haven't asked you name yet."

"Hmm? Oh it's Ieyatsu."

"I-yet-two?" She messed up his name.

"Ie-yat-tsu."

"Hmm, such hard name." She scratched her head.

"You're not the first one to misspell my name." He chuckled. "But nice to meet you, Peke-san."

"Nice to meet you." The Robot waved at him.

"So…an all-purpose costume robot, I take it that Peke-san can transform into any clothing I presume?" He deducted.

"That's right! Peke, do your thing."

"Ossu! Dressform!" Peke shouted as light illuminate his room, as the light dies out, Lala is now all clothed.

"Tada~!"

"Well…you're wearing something at least." The glasses boy has no further comment as he won't question anyone's taste of clothing.

"Is it too tight, Lala-sama?" Peke's voice said from the hat that Lala is wearing.

"Nope, it's perfect." The Pink hair girl does a few test spin. "Well, what do you think? It looks good, right?"

"…It's cute." That's all he can comment.

"Tee-hee~!" Lala Giggled.

"By the way, Lala-sama." The Costume Robot interrupted. "What do you plan to do now?"

"Well, about that, I have a few ideas." Lala said.

Ieyatsu's sense suddenly kicks in, as he senses two presences coming their way toward his house with unusual speed. He quickly searched something within his drawer of his table and took out two white gloves.

Just then two man in formal suit and sunglasses slide into his room.

"Goodness me, what a troublesome lady." The scar face seems to ignore the owner of the house and glare the pink hair girl. "Maybe I should restrict your arms and legs before we leave this planet."

"…Peke." Lala said with a warning tone.

"H-Hai!"

"Didn't I tell you to make sure no one is following you here?"

"…Hai…"

"Mou Baka robot, now everything has gone down the drain!" She shouted and waves her arms in the air in frustration.

"G-Gomenansai!"

While the three and a robot costume were busy engaging a serious conversation, they totally ignore the Glasses boy, who is right now down right pissed.

'…I don't care about any of this but can those two at least come in with their shoes off, it rude you know.'

"Come now, let's go!" The scar face said just he was about to grab the girl's arm, but someone else grab his. "What the?"

"…You know, it is rude coming into someone else house without permission…" Ieyatsu whispered before swing the scar face to the other one with great display of strength. "Lala-san!"

"Eh?" The Boy scopes the girl into a bride style carry and jump out the window.

"Wait!" the other guy grunted.

/Jumping from root top to root top./

"…Why…?" The Pink hair whispered.

"Hmm?"

"Why did you help me? It's has nothing to do with you."

Ieyatsu simply smiled before answering. "Do I need a reason to help someone?"

That smile makes the girl in his arms blush and wondered what was that feeling just now.

"? Seems like their catching up." The Brunette sensed the two. "Hold on tight!"

With that, he kicks the roof that he stands hard and jumps into the night sky.

/The street./

Sairenji Haruna sighed as she strolls along the street with her pet dog, Maron. Right now her mind is thinking about a certain brunette glasses boy, who been occupying her mind lately.

"Sawada-kun…" She whispered.

'Creak!'

Haruna saw a shadow figure running on top of the roof with a speed faster then a human, but thanks to her train in her tennis club, her eyes can keep up and see the figure with no trouble. The figure was none other then the boy that been invading her mind and with a girl on his arms.

"Sa…Sawada-kun?" She questioned.

/Ieyatsu./

"?" Did someone just call his name? He shrugged it as he focuses matter in hand first. He jump down from the roof and land on the street and continue to run.

"I-yes-three, something's coming at 6 O'clock." Lala warned him.

The boy sighed as she keeps saying the wrong words of his name, but the boy glance behind as a motorcycle is coming at his way. He just simply jumps and let the poor bike crash on the ground.

"Don't they know that it's against the law about damaging someone else belongings." The Glasses boy makes a side comment.

"UHOOOH!-!-!"

"What now?" He glance behind as he saw the bulk looking of the two lift a truck and throw it right in front of the boy, blocking his way. "I'm not taking responsible for that."

"Do not interfere, Earthling!" The scar face warned as they march towards the pair.

'I could just jump over and run.' The Brunette thought dance with decisions. 'But they'll just keep on chasing us.'

"Lala-sama." The Scar one called out the girl's name. "Please stop trying to…run away!"

'…Come again?' The boy blinked in confusion. 'Run away?'

"I don't want to!" The Pink hair girl in his arms shouted back. "I've had enough! I don't care if I'm the successor or whatever! I'm tired of meeting future husband candidates everyday!"

The boy finally connects all the dots and understands the situation. 'Now I get the gist.'

"But Lala-sama. This is your father's will." The Scarred guy tried to reason the girl.

"I don't care about what Daddy said!" She takes out a cell phone. "Transmit! Go Vacuum-kun" A giant robot like-octopus appears above the pair.

"Crap! It's one of Lala-sama inventions!" The first one said alarmed.

"Go suck them!" She commend as the mouth of the octopus open and begin to suck the air, the two black suits guy tried to stand their ground but got pull in the end, they got suck into the mouth of the mechanical octopus and end up who knows where.

'Those poor guys.' Ieyatsu shook his in sympathy then notice as things around him are being sucked in too. "Oi, turn off that giant vacuum octopus!"

He can tell as the vacuum's sucking is getting stronger and stronger as time pass, he has to lean back to stop himself from getting sucked in too.

"…" The girl stroked her chin.

"What's wrong? Lala-sama?" Peke question as to why she hasn't stopped that monstrous vacuum.

"That…how do I stop it?"

"Huh!-? You mean to tell me that you create this thing but don't know how to turn it off?" The Glasses boy shouted in disbelief.

"Well I made it a long time ago that I don't remember how to shut it off." The girl laughed and sheepishly rubbed her back head.

The brunette sighs as he just has to shut it off manually. One hand search his pocket while the other one hold onto the pink hair girl, he take out one of the white glove that he brought along.

'Well, here's goes nothing.' He quickly put on the glove with the assist of his mouth and tries to summon the inner energy that he didn't use for along time.

Lala wonders as to what the boy that been helping her is doing as her Vacuum-kun is slowly trying to suck them both. Then suddenly the boy's glasses got drawn to her giant vacuum but that didn't bother him a bit, as a flame appears on his forehead, without his glasses he reveals two brilliant orange eyes to her. Eyes that can make jewels look dull compare to his eyes.

'Beautiful.' That's what she thought.

'Now to finish this.' The boy who enters Hyper-mode held out his now change black metallic glove with an 'I' emblem on the back hand. 'Better control the volume or else I might kill those guys in there.'

Concentrating with all his strength, he created a ball of blazing flame the size of a baseball on his open palm before firing it to the mouth of the octopus. At first nothing happen as the vacuum octopus continues sucking everything until the mechanic octopus sudden expands before explode. Thankful the explosion wasn't that serious as it just release all the stuff that the octopus suck and the two guys in there are quite alive, faint but alive.

"Fuh…" Ieyatsu sighed as he return back to normal, the flame on his forehead disappear and eyes return back to brown color once more. "And that's close the curtain for the today."

"Sugoi~!" Lala said with twinkles on her eyes.

"Hn?"

"Ne, ne what was that flame! It was so cool~!" She started as she replays everything with childish gestures. "You were like 'Umm!' Then you were 'Chhha!' And then everything goes BOOM!"

'I've no idea what is she talking about but kinda know what she refers to.' The Boy sweatdrop as the girl continue all those childish gesture.

"That was so cool~! I didn't know earthling can use any kind of magic!" She waves her arms in excitement.

"Not all, only a 20% population can do that, which include me." He chuckled. "But technically that wasn't magic."

"Eh~?" She cutely tilted her head aside in confusion.

The Brunette simply chuckled before glancing around and makes a decision. 'Better go before anyone sees me.'

"Lala-san let make a run for it before those two wakes up."

"Eh? Oh! Right~! See you, It-yam-soup!" She waves at him before fly to the night sky.

"It's Ie-Ya-Tsu!" He corrected it but the girl doesn't seem to hear him. "*Sigh* is it that hard to pronounce it?"

You have no idea boya.

/The Next Day./

'Yesterday was a disaster.' The now glasses Ieyatsu sighed as he stroll the street. 'But at least I got some form of an exercise in it.'

Then his mind wonders to a certain pink hair alien. 'Wonder what happen to her…'

"…Ohayo, Sawada-kun." A girl that he didn't expect to meet this early morning greets him.

"Hn? Ah, Ohayo, Sairenji-san. This is a pleasant surprise." He greeted back with a smile. "What can I do for you on this fine morning?"

The blue hair girl thought about what happen last night when she saw him running and leaping from roof to another roof but have trouble trying to say it.

"That is…"

"Hn?" He quirk an eyebrow at her stutter, normally she wasn't that nervous when talking to him.

"Yesterday I…" She began to find the right word.

"Is-yarn-too~!" A childish and energetic call out.

"?" The Brunette looks up at the sky as a certain pink hair girl drop onto him. Thankful he held his ground catch the runaway alien in his arms in bride style. "L-Lala-san?"

"Ya-hoo~! I finally found you." She squealed before hugging him. "Let's get married, Ear-yang-u!"

"That way out the range of my name!" He shakes his head before realizing something. "Wait, what did you said?"

"I found you?"

"No, after that."

"Oh~ I said let's get married~!"

…

…

…

"WHAT!-?" He shouted. "MARRIED?-!"

Even Haruna can't describe or understand what's going on.

And so from this day forward, marks the day of Sawada Ieyatsu growing trouble.

/Outer Space – near the Earth./

Within a huge space ship the two guys in black suit just finish their report to their superior about what happen to them when they were on earth.

"I see. So even you two can't handle her yourselves…" Their superior said. "Fine then, I shall go down to earth next."

He then glance the world in question before sighing. "Goodness me. What a troublesome princess."

*An alien of THE THING.

That's all, how was it? Good? Bad? Review to tell me your comments please.

Ja ne~!"