Answering Machines

Ryoma's

Hello, you have reached Ryoma Echizen. I'm in the hospital right now, getting my head wound treated, so please leave a message. And if this is Kintaro Toyama, then NO, I am not having a match with you.

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Hello, brat. This is Ore-sama speaking. Now to answer your question, NO, my hair is not a wig! As for what Oshitari says, maybe, but Ore-sama's hair has grown back since then! Now stop bugging me about it! Got that? Good!

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O-chibi, this is Eiji. Uh, do you know how to get rid of fan girls, nya? Right now, I'm hiding in a trash can near the school, nya. A hoard of fan girls are heading this way… help!

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Oh, is this thing on? Hey, brat, this is Akaya Kirihara speaking. So, um, do you mind giving me English lessons? Yanagi-sempai said you are real good in this and I really need help with this subject. My mom is threatening me to take me off the team if I don't get my grades up with this, but you know me! So, think you can help? I'll lend you some of Niou's collection of embarrassing photos if you can do this! Thanks!

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Echizen-kun, this is Kuranosuke Shiraishi of Shitenhouji. First of all, I'm sorry about Kin-chan's break in into Seigaku. I don't know how he managed to sneak off from our practice at Fudomine. And… sorry about the broken racket along with the damaged properties. If you have any more problems with my teammate, then please call me. And by the way, are you free later for a match?

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This is Akira Kamio. Now, for the fifth time, it wasn't my fault that wild boy snuck into your school. I wasn't watching over him, anyway! Now stop giving me those death threats!

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Echizen, this is Tezuka. Are you okay? This whole mess reminds me of what happened back in my second year. Anyway, I'm hoping it's been treated. And by the way, do you know if Atobe is gone yet? He keeps asking me for a match…