Unofficial Rules For Mario Kart Online 3

AN: God I hate the people online...

No matter who you are, or how badass you think you are, you do not call your Mii Chuck Norris. Nobody's buying it, and he's gonna come after you.

If your Mii is called Tommy and is racing with a guest called Mommy, or vice versa, then yes, we are going to be laughing at you.

Don't put three stars at the end of your name, or two, or one. It's lame, and we aren't fooled.*

Don't just jump ship in the middle of the race in favour of shoving everyone off a cliff. This is RACING, not wrestling.*

If you get in first, and have a badass item like a star or a bullet, don't use it! It won't help!**

If you follow directly behind someone, you're gonna get hit by a banana or a fake item box, or a shell or something.

If you haven't finished all of the Grand Prix's, then you're gonna get owned. Just saying.

Do note, if your name includes an ungodly amount of pictures, or is completely illegible, everyone mentally calls you Noobcakes. Just saying.

We get it. You like Rainbow Raod, and you want a challenge. That does not mean you have to vote for it every. Damn. Time.

If you get a golden mushroom, then hit the throw button until it dies. You wont regret it.

If you get a thundercloud while nowhere near anyone else, you're royally screwed.

Yes, girls do exist on the internet.

AN: *Thanks again to AaylaKit!

**And thank you OldRivalShipper.

And sorry about the long time no update, my Wii broke, and so this is half memory, a quarter of the people mentioned above, and the last quarter have probably happened to someone, somewhere. When I get a new Wii, probably around Christmas, I'll most likely have a new update. Seriously, the internet will never run out of idiots for me to write about.