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If Naruto and Sasuke walked in…

"I so am stronger than you!"

"You wish, dobe!"

"Heh, maybe you're just jealous and don't want to admit it."

"Again, you wish."

Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke were currently walking to Sasuke's house after a their team session and a little training. It was about 3'o clock. They were best friends, even if they didn't admit it. Naruto wore his usual orange jumpsuit, something that Sasuke hated. After asking Naruto asked why he wore it, Naruto responded by telling him that it was comfy and that it was orange. Sasuke wore his usual high-collar blue shirt with the Uchiha clan symbol in the back, and white shorts.

"Hmm, I wonder what you're mom is cooking today…"

"I don't know."

The two reached the compound's gate, opened it and entered. They were greeted with many hellos from all the residents. The Uchihas were one of the few clans that didn't hate Naruto, something he was grateful for. It wasn't long before they reached Sasuke's house. They both entered after taking their sandals off. When they were about to enter the kitchen they heard giggling. After a few more seconds, they realized it was from Sasuke's mom, Mikoto.

"Hey, teme, why is your mom laughing?" asked Naruto.

"I don't know," answered Sasuke.

They heard even more noises. When they saw what the commotion was all about, their eyes widened. There, in front of them, was Mikoto, wearing her usual house clothes. But that wasn't the unusual part. No, the unusual part was the fact that she was being undressed and making out with her husband and Sasuke's father, Uchiha Fugaku.

The two twelve years-old watched, wide eyed, as the two kept undressing and making out.

"Wait, Fugaku, what if someone sees us?" asked Mikoto.

"Don't worry, honey," said Fugaku in a reassuring manner,"no one is gonna see us. Besides, I'm pretty sure we could hear if someone walked in."

With that he returned to kissing and stripping his wife, unaware that his son and his best friend were watching. After awhile, when they were about to actually get to the good part, Sasuke and Naruto ran out the house at supper speed.

"What was that?" asked Mikoto.

"Nothing," said Fugaku. With that, he entered inside her, both moaning.

Sasuke and Naruto stopped running when they reached they're usual training spot.

"Sasuke, was that your mother and father doing…?" Naruto could not finish the question.

"I-I think so…" said Sasuke with wide eyes.

"But, how?" asked Naruto.

"You think that I know!" shouted Sasuke.

"Well, you're the one with parents…"

"Well, no I don't know." The truth was that neither Sasuke nor Naruto knew the 'talk.' With Naruto being an orphan, having no parents to tell him, and Sasuke, never showing an interest in that regard, until now.

"We have to ask someone who knows about this," said Sasuke.

"Who?" asked Naruto.

"Follow me."

After having asked Iruka who couldn't explain without blushing and sputtering garbage because he was a virgin himself, the two genin made their way to team 8's training ground. They both decided that Kakashi was too much of a pervert for them to listen to. The only reasonable candidate that they knew was Kurenai, because there was no way in hell that Sasuke was about to ask his parents and tell them that he saw them do…that.

"Kurenai-sensei!" screamed Naruto.

The raven-hair beauty turned from her team to see who called her. She saw that it was Naruto, and Sasuke. 'What could they want?' wondered Kurenai. Hinata blushed when she saw who it was and started to rub her two index fingers together.

When they reached Kurenai, she asked,"What can I do for you two?"

"Well…" started Naruto as he rubbed the back of his head,"can we talk in private."

"Please." added Sasuke.

Kurenai merely raised an eyebrow but complied. "Team, wait here until I return." Team 8 nodded.

The three individuals left to a different clearing. When they got there and Kurenai asked her question once again. After they explained what had happened and what they wanted to know, Kurenai was blushing furiously. 'Why are they so interested? More importantly, why would they ask me?' wondered Kurenai once again. 'I understand Naruto, since he's an orphan, but Sasuke could ask his parents.' In the end, the poor woman could not explain it thoroughly, since she too, unfortunately, was a virgin. But, Kurenai did think of someone who could help them. 'I just hope she doesn't kill them.'

"Is this the right place?" asked Naruto as they stopped inside a forest.

"It is. I'm pretty sure this is is training ground 44."

As soon as he finished, several shuriken made their way towards them. They managed to dodge a few of them, but in the end they were both pinned to a tree.

"Well, well, what do we have here?" asked a grinning Anko as she made herself be seen.

"Please don't kill us!" screamed Naruto. Sasuke just kept silent, but he too was terrified.

"I won't, unless you tell me why you're here."

"Kurenai-sensei told us to come here," explained Naruto.

'Kurenai-chan?' thought Anko. Then it hit her. "Oh so you're the two gakis she told me to meet here." She then released them, making Naruto and Sasuke sigh in relief that she didn't kill them.

"So what can I do for you two?" asked Anko.

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other, then Sasuke shrugged. "We're here to know what sex is," answered Sasuke.

Anko went wide-eyed went she heard his response, but then she laughed inside her mind. 'Heh, so Kurenai-chan couldn't explain it to them, so she thought to send them to me. Smart, Kurenai-chan, smart,' thought Anko.

She then grinned a scary grin, scaring both Sasuke and Naruto. "All right, I'll teach you. But you both need to know that I teach better by showing and actually doing." Sasuke and Naruto just looked at her confused. Anko just smiled to herself. 'Perfect.'

The next day, everybody wondered why Sasuke and Naruto were smiling all day.

Well, I had this idea for awhile now, so I thought of posting this, and here it is!

Later.