A/N: A very shittily written (I guess everyone has their good days and bad days) one-shot based off a dream I had.

As for the pairings...this was how the dream went. I'm sorry if you don't like it. Don't complain about it in the reviews please.

It was a typical day in the guild of Fairy Tail. As always, Natsu and Gray had caused a ruckus that had resulted in a fight and the breaking of floors, ceilings, tables, chairs, walls, and the occasional face. Lucy sat in a cushioned bar stool and sipped a glass of orange juice, completely oblivious to the commotion behind her. Mira, who was cleaning a glass behind the bar smiled at her sweetly.

"I heard from Erza you received three new keys." She said sweetly.

Lucy nodded and replied enthusiastically. "Scorpio, Aries, and Gemini."

"Gemini?" Mira asked with slight curiosity.

"The twins." Lucy replied. "They copy any person I tell them to and they can tell you what they're thinking."

"Oh!" Mira looked excited. "Can you show me?"

"Sure!" Lucy said feeling superior due to Mira's interest in her magic. "Door of the Twins, I open thee! Gemini!"

In a poof of clouds, the twin spirits Gemini appeared. Mira looked ecstatic and clapped happily. "Make them transform into someone!"

Lucy looked around looking for someone. Levi was sitting three seats away looking back awe struck. "Copy Levi."

In another poof of clouds, Gemini suddenly took Levi's form. Lucy smiled evilly and whispered something to Gemini.

"Levi's thoughts on Gajeel." Gemini replied happily, mimicking Levi's voice perfectly. "Former Phantom Lord Member, Dragon Slayer, she likes him."

"LU-CHAN!" Levi whine and blushed. She was glad no one else heard over the ruckus the fighting members had created.

"I won't tell anyone." Mira and Lucy replied. "Besides it was obvious anyway."

Levi's face reddened even more.

Natsu had disengaged himself from the group and rolled over to them Lucy pointed at Natsu and Gemini transformed again.

"WHOA! AWESOME!" Natsu yelled and jumped around like a moron.

"How about his thoughts on Gr-" Lucy started but Gemini had already begun.

"Natsu's thoughts on Lisanna."

Natsu's face suddenly burned bright red and he glared at Lucy. She held up her hands defensively.

"Cute. Likes her." Gemini stated. Natsu's face was the color of Erza's hair.

"It wasn't me!" Lucy cried and hugged herself. "I didn't tell them to do that!"

Gemini changed once more, this time into Juvia. "Juvia's thoughts on Gray. Thinks he's hot. Obsessed with him. In love with him."

Juvia's face matched Natsu's. Several other people had crowded around. She began to regret this; Gemini was having too much fun.

"Erza's thoughts on Natsu. Sweet, funny, a pain in the ass."

Gemini transformed again, this time into Gray. Everyone suddenly seemed to hold their breath, wondering who Gemini was going to pick. Gemini turned towards Lucy. She suddenly remembered the Oracion Seis mission and swallowed a lump in her throat. Juvia was not going to like this at all.

"Gray's thoughts on Lucy. Possesses some skill, more naïve than she appears, pretty damned cute, somewhat interested in her."

The whole guild fell silent at this. Gray's face, just like the others before him was red. Lucy looked around awkwardly, obviously not surprised with this. She tried, at all cost, to avoid Juvia's stare.

Gemini transformed once more, into Lucy. "Lucy's thoughts on Gray-"

"GEMINI FORCED GATE CLOSURE!" Lucy snapped and stuck the key out. Gemini disappeared into the spirit world and Lucy fell backwards, exhausted and absolutely embarrassed. Natsu and Erza jumped towards her but Gray stood frozen in his spot; his eyes were fixed on Lucy.

"My that was…interesting." Mira laughed sweetly. Lucy glared at her before pushing herself to her feet and running from the guild. She was never going to do that again.