'What the hell is this?' you may ask. IT'S MY CRACK PAIRING ADVENTURES! So I'm warning you. If you no like crack pairing, NO READ! I just love crack pairings ^w^! I just need a 'break' from the other fics. I will be continuing this. So expect more crack, ooc characters and terrible work! Love ya guys!
Emily: *slams head repeatedly over the desk*
Inu-kun: *resting on Emily's bed*
Emily: I'M. SO. FRICKIN'. LAZY!
Inu-kun: You noticed? *sigh*
Emily: THERE'S SO MUCH! I'M FALLING BEHIND! Plus I'm squeezed out of ideas.
Inu-kun: ...Please do not say that again.
Emily: I am brain dead!
Inu-kun: Just stop complaining. Do something to get...'inspiration'.
Emily: *nods* That's a good idea, Inu-kun!
Inu-kun: Of course. Now please be quiet. And do not do anything-
Emily: BYE! *slams door*
Inu-kun: ...stupid.
*later that evening*
Italy: *sitting on the grass and eating pasta*
Emily: *in ninja clothes, climbs up a tree*
Puki (the gray cat Italy always seems to have around): Meow~ *resting on Italy's shoulder*
Emily: Hm..? *sees Greece (slowly) walking bye* *spark* Idea~
-* Emily takes out a piece of string. She hangs upside down from a branch and quietly whispers to the kitty, waving the sting near Italy's head. Puki starts to claw at it. Emily puts the string right next to Italy's curl. Puki reaches out for the string. Emily quickly moves the string away, causing Puki to grab Italy's curl!*-
Italy: Ve! *freezes*
Puki: *starts playing with the curl* Meow. Meow! Meow!
Italy: V-ve~ *blushes* B-bad Puki! *leans back on the tree and silently moans*
Emily: B). Step one, check. *jumps out the tree and runs to Greece* Greece!
Greece: Hm? *looks at Emily (who is still wearing the ninja 'disguise')* Is that Japan's?
Emily: Eh...no.
Greece: I think it is.
Emily: ...It's not! Now listen! Someone needs help-
America: DID SOMEONE SA- *knocked out*
Emily: There's a kitty who is acting bad!
Greece: Bad kitty?
Emily: *nods* Mhm, go try to calm it down! And check if that person is alright! *points to Italy and runs behind a tree (dragging America)*
Greece: *(slowly) walks to Italy*
Italy: Ve *pant* ve *pant* ve~ *small moan*
Greece: Hm? *grabs Puki and tries to pull the kitty away*
Puki: Meow~! *holding onto Italy's curl, causing the curl to be tugged*
Italy: VE!
Greece: *carefully removes Puki's paw from the curl*
Italy: *panting* v-ve...
Emily: *from the distance* Step two, check!
Greece: Are you okay?
Italy: *nods, small whimper*
Greece: Did the kitty hurt you?
Italy: ...n-no.
Greece: *sees that Puki had accidentally scratched Italy's cheek* Your face.
Italy: Ve?
Greece: *puts his hand on the injured cheek*
Italy: *gasp*
Greece: *leans in, licks the scratch*
Italy: W-what are you d-doing?
Greece: Trying to clean the wound.
Italy: *blushes, looks down* t-thank you.
Emily: *up the tree (somehow), quietly hisses Greece's name* Greece!
Greece: *looks up* ?
Emily: kiss him.
Greece: *mumbles* why?
Emily: kiss him!
Greece: *shrugs* Hey.
Italy: Ve? *looks up at Greece*
Greece: *kisses Italy*
Italy: *eyes widen*
Greece: *about to pull away*
Emily:*mumbles to self* Not on my watch! *leans down and pushes Greece's head to Italy's, making the kiss a bit...more*
America: Dude! What the hell! That's ju-
Emily: *swings a stuff bunny at America* DAMN IT! AMERICA, YOU JUST RUINED THE MOMENT!
America: *runs*
Emily: COME BACK HERE! *jumps off the tree*
Greece&Italy: *stare at Emily*
Emily: Uh...YOU GUYS KEEP KISSING! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! Don't. Go. Anywhere. *runs off to get America*
YAY! GreecexItaly! Imma call this GirIta! I honestly never thought of this pairing. But I likie! Well, I'm off~