"Hi! You're now tuning in to France's radio show." What? You expect me to use this silly pick up line? How amateurish. This is MY radio show! I can introduce myself in however I wa- Oh, the mike's on? Why didn't you tell me?

Ahem.

Bonjour, mon auditeurs belle, it is moi, Monsieur François Bonnéfois, and welcome to Big Brother's Radio Show Of Amour, live! If you, mon auditeurs belle, have any questions about anything, like about amour, or if you want to know how to get your stuffy Brit into bed with you (honhonhon), then send letters to moi~! I will be more than happy to give you a solution to your problems~!

In fact, I have a letter right here in my hands now! Let's see what it says, non?

Hello France~! There's something troubling me at the moment. What can I do to make people like me?

Hmm… Let's see…

That's a piece of cake. Just offer your love. That's the only way. And your pick up line has to be, "How do I get to your bed from here?" Then you're all set.

That pick up line does work! Remember the stuffy Brit I've mentioned earlier? Oui, it worked on him~!

Onhonhonhonhon~! It seems like I already have a fan! Well, I'd better go and give my fan what he wants~! Before he breaks down the windows again. I-in his attempt to get more of my knowledge and experience of amour~! Oui, oui.

-pounding sounds in the background-

Heh heh, what frog? There are no frogs here, my lovely number one fan~! Have patience, I will attend to you shortly~!

Well, that's it for now! Join me again next time for more of Big Brother's Radio Show Of Amour-

-crashing sound-

Oh, merde. Angleterre-

-random noises-

-I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston-

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A/N: SO. Send France your letters! It can be from anyone, normal people, nations, etc etc. You can be anonymous if you want. Yes, I got this idea while re-watching episode 43, and I stole Russia's letter from there… OTL

I think I will have a plot behind all this, so, uh, don't send in letters from England, please? FrUK yeah! /shot

By the way, if you want to hear this song, paste this after the Youtube URL - watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU&ob=av2n

Translations:

Mon auditeurs belle – my lovely listeners

Hetalia belongs to Himaruya.

NEW FEATURE! Request songs if you want for dedication! This ain't called a radio show for nuthin'! I'll search for them on Youtube and stick the back bit of the link here. You can include a message too~! Enjoy~!