The Meat wars ( Nhaaa-na-na-naaa-na–Nhaaaa-na-na-naaa-na- star wars theme)

Disclaimer: As much as I dream of it, I do not own The Teen Titans or Star wars. I'd be rich if that was the case and then I would own Teen Titans.

Beast Boy got up early today; it was the only day of the year that he voluntarily got up at 6:00 am. But today was different. He put on his only bullet proof-padded-no tear-diamond fused- grease proof suit, then his moped helmet (He had planned on getting a moped too, but after he lost his job well…). He opened up his cell phone and waited it to dial.

"Come on, Come on pick up! This is not the day to mess up now!" And like magic, the phone was answered."Yes!"

"Hey General BB, sir!" a young girlish voice spoke.

"Is everything ready?"

"Yes sir, the army and Hose is ready! We are now waiting for your signal in the park at 2:00!" She reported.

"Good job, and be careful! This day is a haunted day now, but it will soon be rejoiced. Over and out!" He hung up the phone and smiled. That was pretty cool to him. Now he could concentrate on living through Jump city's Meat day. That's right, a day when a whole city celebrates the poor, and slaughtered animals that are in their cheeseburgers. But today, beast boy decided, that was going to change.

Cyborg woke up around 8:00 and he happily re-oiled himself while humming. He only hummed when he was working on the T-car; his baby. But today was even better than working on her, today was meat day! The day when jump city embrace the hot, greasy burgers, the saucy, sizzling ribs and the FAT, JUICY STEAKS!

That was only part of it, the other part was BB. It was his favorite part when he sees BB cringe, and gag and in the park, barf. Okay, the barf wasn't as funny, but sometimes it was gross and funny at the same time. Oh, that was also really awesome about today.

Every year, The Mayor throws a meat fair in the park and has a celebrity open it. Well, this year he had asked him to open it! He would be able to the open the way to Meatdom come! Then there was the mystery pot. It held a different dessert every year and the person who made it would be revealed with the deserts. Last year it was Granny Goodness with her donut wholes.

Also the mystery pot was huge, big as the warehouses by the docks.

"Huh, I wonder who is the cook this year." He shrugged his shoulders as he head out for breakfast.

Starfire sat at her mirror and brushed her hair. She usually counted to hundred brushes but she wasn't really paying attention, not today. She was thrilled about today. The Mayor's wife had asked her make a Tamereanian dessert for the mystery pot. It was already done, and was in Jump city's biggest freezer that they had built for meat day. She had ordered ingredients from Tamaran just for it. The dish was called Myran, and it had Zorrika berries, candy canes and junyen (basically a cake batter) in it. Together it made a pudding.

She set down her brush and smiled. This was going to be a fun day, even though BB and CY were going to be fighting all day because of the meat. She didn't know that it was going to be literal

Raven groaned as she awoke. Azar no, don't let it be Meat Day. She glanced at her calendar. It was. She groaned again as she got up and changed into a fresh leotard and hooded cape. Good thing she stocked up on tea, because she was going to need it, that and a lot of mediation.

She really didn't want to go to the meat fair where there would be neon colors, high running emotions and people constantly brushing past her. Then idiots one and two would be fighting each other all day, giving her a headache. Great.

"Ugh," she tripped over a book as she stormed in a bad mood out of her room to retrieve herbal tea already.

Robin was on the roof, watching the city start setting up the fair. Today was meat day so the people were busy bees, preparing for the day. He just wanted to sit up here forever so he wouldn't have to spend the day keeping Raven, Cyborg and Beast Boy from killing each other. Really, the only one who was fun to hang out with on meat day was Starfire. But Starfire was always fun to hang out with, she always tried to keep a positive outlook and it rubbed off on him.

He knew he was going to need it. Maybe if there was time he would take Starfire on the Farris wheel. Then possibly he would admit hiss feelin—

"No I have to stay her friend; if a villain ever found out that they were dating her, she uh… the team would get hurt. That was if she liked me too, which she properly doesn't." (a/n:Silly Robin!) He sighed and turned his thoughts back to meat day. He didn't want to drag on this day so he squared his shoulders towards the yelling from the kitchen.

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Well, what do you think? Future chapters are under way so keep you're your pants on please! I'm only allowed on the computer during the weekends so you have to wait until then. Though I need you to review so I can decide whether to keep this going, but I do already have the story in my head. Until next weekend!

KKA