A/N: Oh my God, no, she's now gone and tried ruining the Naruto series as well XD I am so weeping here. I wasn't going to do this but then I figured "Why not?" I am working on a collab with Cupcake Queen Liz right now but I will make time to hopefully update HSI too.
it's tara, im back!
Oh no…
sorry i waz away 4 so long
That's okay.
but first i decided not 2 put up a story 4 a wile cuz of u h8er prepz nd i waz sent 2 rehab 4 cutting nd only got back last mnoth i pretended 2 stop so they'd release me, but im neva gonna stop wroshipping staan!1! MA MOM IZ A FUKIN PREP SHE TOOK ALL MA MCR POSTERS WIL I WAZ GONE!1!11!
Mm, deep. So…uh, I'm guessing if you actually do cut yourself…why are you still writing?
haha lol anyway dis is about ma new fave show Nariuto! i luv it so much itz so fukin kool!1! ya an my main charectar iz like enoby except her nam iz alabaster!1!1 (gettit cuz her skin is white cuz she's a vampire nd abalaster is another word 4 white)
Gee, that's so original…
hiya raven i luv ya bunches! say hi 2 katy 4 meh~ i lov her 2 ya no, but i luv y both da same biches
PREPZ DN'T FLAME DA STORY K?/1/?1?
FLAME, FLAME, FLAME AWAY~! MWHAHAHAHA~!
my name is abalaster dark'ness denouement crimson smith nd I am a vampire from a normal skool in da middle of noware. everyone callz me aba 4 short.
Interesting name for a school. Oh, wait a minute, apparently this school doesn't have one.
I waz wakling down a sidewalk going 2 school with m my 2 bffls anita (raven dis is u! I luv u stilll1!)
Poor Raven. Stuck with being in My Immortal and now this.
nd cathlin (katy I no I just met u btu u r liek relly awesoem nd I hpoe u liek being n my story) nd we were geting realy mean looks frm da prepz. we stuk our middle fingres up at dem cuz we r cooler than dem nd we know
Pfft, fucking preps, who do they think they are actually being normal? God, what losers…
2day I waz wearing a ripped up black skirt made up of tons of layers of like tulle and stuff, a ripped up blak corset wit lace nd thigh high blck boots made of like leather. my hair iz long nd blak and has red streeks in it. i have super big green eys dat r da color of grass nd my skin is relly really white. anita waz wearing a black leater mini dress wit red plaid trim at da bottom. her hair iz short nd dyed white and blak stripes. caithlin waz wearing relly pretty black high heeled leather bootsand a little plaid mini nd a black shrit dat said good charlotte on it cuz that's one of our faveorit bands.
I don't know about anyone else but I skipped over that part where she described all the clothing and what not.
suddenly… a giant swirling vortex apearred out of noware nd sucked us in!
Yay~! She's been sucked into nothing~! :D
when we oke up we were in our favorit show Nariuto!
Crap.
A/N: I'll put three chapters in one because that one was short.
look u prepz idk what ur talkin about im tara!1!
Wait a minute…You might not be Tara? Aw, damn, you got my hopes up that you were. Sucks…
if u dont like the story den don't read it!11!
Wow, she actually has a point there. Granted, she is the worst writer in existence, can't write proper words for shit and ruins every single fandom and characters in it by writing about it but, to be fair, that is a good point.
raven fangz 4 helping wit this chapter it was so cool of you
She helped you with this chapter? But…it's not any better –Le sigh-
nd fangz 2 katy 4 likeing it!
XD Haha, Katy, you actually stood there in front of Tara and said you liked it? Ha ha ha ha ha…I'm sorry, I can't help but laugh at that.
guyz im sorry if it isnt as good as my immortal cause i no how much u luved it (cept katy cuz she wasnt there lol)
Don't remind us. It's hard enough having the mental image burned into our minds.
but its just starting remmber! oh yah nd FUK U PREPZ! QUIT FLAMIN!1!
Yeah, preps, what do you know? God, fucking preps…
i woke up in a forrest in da middle of nowere. "omfs were in naruito!1!" i shrieked cause i recngized the trees and stuff.
Yeah, can't you tell by the green colour and stuff that it's Naruto? I mean, trees definitely bring out the best in Naruto.
we were in the forest of death! "omfs seriosly?" anita yelled "dat is so fukin cool!" we ran arond trying to find a ninja so we could talk to them but it seemed to be deserted. caithlin sed dat it was probably only open during the Chuunen exams.
Well…duh. It's not called the Forest of Death for nothing.
so we walked out and went to konoho. when we were there i saw a really hawt boy with black hair stickin up (AN: it does not look liek a duck but idk y people say dat but it does NOT it looks al kool nd goffic!11!1!1!)
No, you're right, it doesn't look like a butt. It looks like a parakeet's ass :| And besides, Sasuke's name is no longer duckbutt. XMistressChaosx came up with the brilliant name of…The Wall XD
nd a black t shirt dat sed MCR on it. his pants were all kool nd black wit tons of pockets wit chains driping out of them. it was….
Choji in a thong!
Sauske!1!1!
Damn, I was hoping for my guess.
A/N: Woohoo…a new chapter, who's excited? –Crickets chirp-
AN: hay raven dis is wat u get 4 being a bitch!1! u 2 caithlin!1!1! ur both pozer prepz!1!1 if u didnt like my immortal den u shouldnt have red it or helpd me rite it like raven!1! FUK U!1!11 PREPZ QUIT FALMING DA STORY K!1!
Pfft, I don't blame them for hating it. Have you actually sat down and read it yourself?
i looked up at him. "hay Sauske" I giggled
"hey wats ur name" he asked shyly
Okay, Sasuke is anything but shy. Sasuke being shy is the equivalent of Voldemort admitting that Harry Potter is the ultimate wizard. Oh wait…you wouldn't understand how retarded that is because you seem to think things differently when it comes to Harry Potter.
"abalasert but you can call me aba" i grinned
"nice name" he smelled
"Ew…Do you smell Mary-sue or is it just me?"
"thanks" i barked
If you turn out to be a dog, I am putting you down straight away.
"i'm anita nd this is caithlin" anita flipped her hair and opened her big crimson eyes very wide nd looking relly pretty like a pentagram (AN: geddit cuz she's a stanist) between amy lee nd a vampire
My mum looks as pretty as a octagon, you know.
caithlin giggled and played with a strand of her hair.
i took my friends off 2 the side "r u flirting with him?"
Oh my gosh, how dare you guys do what all the other girls do to him every day in this village?
"of coarse i am i am a bitch nd so is caithlin" anita glared at me
i killed dem both with a steak nd sucked their blood nd threw there bodies off a bridge then came back too sasukie. "sorry i waz in da bathroom"
You. Are. Mental.
"were are your frends" he asked cutely
-Dies laughing-
"oh i killed them nd threw their bodies in da river cause they were poser bitches"
"kawai" he smiled
._. Yeah, you know, I just killed a few people. No biggie. In fact, do you want to hear about the time I cut a guy's head off, opened it up to eat his brain out and then shoved his own testicles down his throat?
"hey mcr is having a concert just outsid of konoha you want to come?"
No, you guys can't just act normal after she practically told you she was a murderer and could most likely spoon your guts out if you were to anger her in any way DX
"yeah!" i smelled at him nd went off to find a place to stay
A/N: I need a new brain or something to get rid of this memory…