A/NMy friend is in bold and I am not. This is a line by line which is basically I write a line, my friend writes a line. I cheated just a little...
Connor stood there as Abby ruffled his hair.
As gay guys tend to do, he slapped her for messing up his 'do.
"Connor!" Abby exclaimed before using her kickboxing skills to round house kick him.
As his body lay limp and lifeless on the cement,
Abby began CPR. It was a little diffrent to save a humans life rather than an animals.
and it was kinda awkward to breathing into a gay guy's mouth.
Well, once upon a time she thought he was gay. He does have fabulous style.
And there was that one time that she found him making out with a guy.
But that was Darrin's fault. He forced himself on poor Connor.
But there was also Austin...and Daniel...and Erik...
They all forced themselves on him, thinking he was gay.
and Kyle...and John...Timothy...Will...Justin...Josh...
Oh my dear lord, Connor isn't gay and he's in love with Abby and she's in love with him.
It's just a coincidence he knows so many gay rapists?
Yes. He and Abby love eachother but they didn't want to admit it because they are best friends.
And because Connor is gay, but I guess that is beside the point...
Connor isn't gay. NOT GAY! He probably had a phase, but that's over now.
If you say so... Let's just say he's 'confused'.
I have to admit something. Connor and Abby are from a show called Primeval.
WTF is that?
A show about rips in time called anomolies. CONBY FOREVER!
? So in which episode does he admit he's gay?
He isn't gay. Abby and a guy named Steven thought he was for awhile but he isn't.
So he never comes out of the closet? Why not?
He's not gay. In the fifth season, or series, Abby proposes and now they are engaged.
Wow. He went that far to hide his sexuality?
He isn't gay.
Season 1- meet, best friends, flatmates.
Season 2- Connor gets a girlfriend but they both love each other, Connor tells Abby how he feels, Connor breaks up with his girlfriend.
Season 3- Trapped in Cretaceous.
Season 4- Dating but Abby seems kinda annoyed at him a lot of the time...
Season 5- A rocky spot but Abby proposes and now they are engaged.
So in short Connor=Not gay. Mouth to mouth thing, no problem.
How do you know?
They are engaged, they kiss all the time. Mouth to mouth, no problem.
I don't get it, why would they kiss if he's gay?
He isn't gay. Might be metrosexual, maybe.
But I thought he was gay. You're confusing me...
Reread the season part. Read woman!
So he's bi?
Might be, he IS in college...
If you would have said that from the start there would be a lot less confusion.
Okay... Connor woke up and groaned in pain. "Sorry Conn."
"It's all good." He said, combing his hair and putting concealer on the bruise.
"Thanks for the concealer." He mummbled, stood up, kissed her, and continued working.
He watched Tom walk past and whistled, Tom was fine.
And dead. He died in the first season. Abby was confused. "Tom had your face." He pointed at thin air.
Then he began to flirt with a picture of Johhny Depp.
Abby did to, it was a game. "How's now?" "Yes." Abby replied to Connor's question and they left the ARC to elope.
Connor had a crush on the priest, he had a nice smile.
They got married quickly and left for their honeymoon at a hotel, why not we stop while we are ahead, yeah?