"ALRIGHT!" America yelled, getting off the boat that he, his brother Canada, and Prussia had all went on. He didn't want to stay there for the other two were busy trying to 'eat each others faces'. While they were busy doing that, America ran to the tower place that the legendary Victory Pokemon Victini was supposed to be living in. Perfect fit for a hero like him, eh?

He found it in no time. Being the hero that he is, he annoyed the Team Plasma guys enough to make them run away, so that he could have Victini to himself. He made sure to bring over nine hundred pokeballs since he accidentally used his master ball on a golden magikarp... But it turned out it wasn't gold.

"Victini! I challenge you!"

He waited for a reply, getting nothing but a 'Vic?'

Then he remembered Victini couldn't talk. "Oh right! You can't talk!" He threw a rock at it. Victini looked uneffected. "Alright! I lowered it's health enough! GO pokeball!" He threw one, and almost immediately, Victini was released. America burrowed his eyebrows.

"What, am I too much of a hero? Oh well! You will be MY pokemon!" He threw another one, but Victini escaped that one too. He narrowed his eyes. "If that's the way you want to play it..."

~time skip~

Alfred was on pokeball number 623. He had got too lazy to throw a pokeball, so he magically made a cannon appear and he filled it with pokeballs. He just sat, playing PSP and eating a hamburger.

~More time skip~

Last pokeball. If this one didn't work, he'd be DOOMED. And a hero doesn't look good when that happens. He actually thought for a few moments, about how he'd get the last pokeball to work. Then he got an idea. "That's it!" He threw it like the victini was Canada and they were playing baseball, and hit the Victini on the face, and it got swallowed up into the pokeball.

America immediately ran up to it and held it shut. "STAY." He commanded. The pokeball gave protest, trying to open. "STAY." He repeated. Again, the pokeball tried to open. "STAY!" And finally, it gave up and finally decided to stay closed.

Alfred cheered. "Yes! I caught a Victini!" He held the pokeball up in the air and stood in a victory pose. "I caught the legendary Victory poke-" And just then, the pokeball opened. "-DAMMIT!"