Warnings: AU, innuendo.

Disclaimer: One Piece belongs to Oda-san. I make no profit.

Theme 1 Ghost

Luffy giggled to himself as held the sheet up to the light, ideas cropping up in his brain. He took the scissors next to him from the end table and quickly cut out the small black circles he'd drawn on the sheet earlier. When he was finished, the teen put the scissors down and threw the sheet over him with an excited flourish and another giggle.

Footsteps sounded from behind him, the familiar click-clack of Sanji's dress shoes on the kitchen floor. They stopped in the doorway for a moment, and then Luffy heard the sound of an exhaled breath.

"Luffy! What have I told you about ruining the damn sheets!" The blonde man yelled, lunging forward to grab the raven's arm.

Luffy danced out of his reach and raised his arms, grinning beneath the ruined sheet.

"Whooooooooo, I'm a ghost!" He laughed, escaping into the living room from Sanji's ire, taunting the man to follow him.

"Dammit, Luffy!" Sanji roared from behind him. "When I catch you, your ass is mine!"

Luffy threw himself onto the couch, laughing loudly. It was a good thing he was naked underneath the sheet. Sanji could have his ass that much easier.