This is kinda the sequel to The Man. Enjoy!

Chuck Norris ran for his life down the streets of Central.

Wait, back up….Chuck Norris was running for his life? No one ever thought they'd see the day that this would happen. But there he was, Chuck Norris, running desperately away from the one chasing him. He had to though. Not even Chuck was a match for this foe. He wasn't even sure his pursuer was human, as powerful as they were. Even more powerful than Chuck himself.

"I never thought I'd see the day…" Chuck muttered to himself, shaking his head as he ran down an alley.

Suddenly, the wall beside him exploded and he was thrown back. He landed roughly and looked up to find his pursuer standing in the hole in the wall.

"What are you?" Chuck asked in awe.

Dark eyes glared at him as Chuck received his answer, "I'M A HOUSEWIFE!"

Yeah, I so went there. At first I was going to have Chuck Norris running away from Olivier, but then I couldn't resist putting Izumi in.

Remember! Every time you don't review a kitten dies. We don't want to make Al sad, now do we?