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:::1- party pooper:::

Courtney was a real piss at parties.

Duncan knew this. He had known since long before they had been together that Courtney was a real party pooper, if it wasn't obvious enough.

So that might explain why he didn't tell her about his party.

Do you know what it's like, having your own boyfriend fail to tell you about his own party?

Courtney does.

And she must say, it's awful embarrassing.

"What an asshole!" Courtney said as she walked in with Bridgette. Thankfully, Bridgette had come clean to her about the secret party and Courtney was, to say the least, shocked. She thought if anything, Duncan would want her here to be the perfect trophy date.

Bridgette shook her head. "He doesn't want a trophy date... he wants to get drunk, high, and party..."

So Courtney was gonna give him what he asked for.

Duncan felt the blood drain from his face as he stared at Courtney, who was at the moment, slowly lifting up her shirt on his parents dining room table as guys stood around and threw money and pulled out their camera phones. She had the biggest shit eating grin on her face and was singing 'What's Love Got to do with it' at the top of her lungs.

"Courtney, get the fuck down from there!"

A real piss at a party, indeed.

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