Disclaimer: Harry Potter no own.
YAY! This is the final chapter. After this I am going to sit back, relax and go to gulp HIGH SCHOOL! I'm scared! jumps behind desk
Back to the story. I updated it in one day! takes out paper And now I have to email the link to Cho Chang913, and thank the people who put my on their favorites list at the end of this.
Dumbledore: Draco is in the lead with 6100, while Lupin is almost equal to him with 5700. They are tied pretty close to eachother. All right, our question for today is: Who does Draco REALLY have a crush on?
Draco: Nooooooooooooooo!
Dumbledore: You have 30 seconds. Good luck!
*****commercials start***** (early commercials for suspense)
Trelawney: looks into crystal ball I see you on a date with a very cute guy. But something will go wrong. Something will go TERRIBLY wrong.
Lavender: What is it?
Trelawney: Well, it's red. And is kinda puffy. crystal ball shows Lavender with acne right on the middle of her forehead like a Hindu
Lavender: Is there anything I can do?
Trelawney: Ah, yes. With the new Phisoderm Clear Swab. You will snap the tip and zap the little red demon. Ah, yes, the future is clear now.
Voice: Phisoderm Acne Clear Swabs. Your future is clear.
****next commercial****
Hermione: washing her hair in the shower and looking at Herbal Essence shampoo You know, we're great together.
Ron: brushes his teeth Ha ha!
Hermione: But I found something new.
Ron: Hmm?
Hermione: Something more EXCITING!
Ron: spits toothpaste in the mirror
Hermione: lathering up her hair Yes. Oh yes. Yes! YES! YES! YES!!!!!
Ron: No, no, no! buries head in pillow
****Commercials End****
Dumbledore: Now we are back on Jeopardy. Draco and Lupin are in a hard race, and best of all, WE GET TO FIND OUT DRACO'S CRUSH!
Draco: groans and hits his forehead
Dumbledore: Now, our question was 'Who does Draco have a crush on.' We'll go with Draco first. Draco, you put-?
Draco's stand lights up
Answer: Who is Pansy Parkinson.
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
Draco: groans
Lupin: You didn't get your own crush?
Dumbledore: Aw, Draco, are you being a naughty boy? Are you trying to hide something from us?
Draco: whimpers
Dumbledore: And how much do you wager?
Answer: 6100.
Draco: I didn't know what the question was.
Dumbledore: Oh, you risked it all. Now, it is time for Lupin. Lupin, what was your answer?
Answer: Who was Hermione Granger?
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, that is incorrect also. How much did you wager?
Sign: 3000.
Dumbledore: Congradulations! You still have 2700 galleons! Lupin is our new winner!
Lupin: What was the answer?
Dumbledore: Well, the correct answer was Professor Trelawney!
Lupin: Sybil? How in the world did-
Draco: Don't ask.
Lupin: Now that is just sick. That is demented. That can cause an annihilation! I mean, she is older than I am! She is like, in her late 60's or early 70's! She went to school with Minerva! Her skin is all saggy!
Dumbledore: She's in the audience right now, you know.
Lupin: Oh. tries to smile you have, erm, good taste Draco. But still, what made you like her?
Draco: She seems to want Harry dead just as much as I do.
Lupin: I see.
Dumbledore: Well, the author of this fanfic did tell us to be afraid. I guess this is what we should have been prepared for. But Lupin, what are you going to do with your money?
Lupin: I am going to buy some new dress robes, and a habitat for all my interesting creatures I keep at home! And hire a butler! And give Sirius some food! And get myself some medication! And take a vacation!
Dumbledore: Well, congratulations! turns to audience See you, never again by this author, Ailsa, on Jeopardy!!!!!!!
******************End of Fanfic FOREVER!**************** ~Credits~
Executive Producers: Ailsa and Ailsa Incorporations
Director: Ailsa
Host: Dumbledore
Contestants: Remus Lupin, Peeves, and Draco Malfoy.
Past Contestants: Sirius Black, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, and Amos Diggory.
Filming: Ailsa (and Cameraman that helped with Peter Pan and the Queen of Hearts)
Credits: Ailsa
Color: Ailsa
Writers: Ailsa
Idea Helping Reviewers: Endrigo Luna- Thanks! The Where in the World is Minerva McGonagall (Igor Karkaroff) really helped!
Special Thanks to: Mike Meyers, Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, The Beatles, JK Rowling, Tom Felton, Tom Felton's girlfriend, Louis Sachar, Roald Dahl, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Robert E. Lee, The Simpsons, Frank L. Baum, Dick King-Smith, and Elizabeth George Speare for using these celebrity Muggles in my Muggle questions.
Inspired by reviewers: oh crap, how many are there Endrigo Luna, Bookworm2000, Weekend Soul, no name, Potter_Ring_Wars, Albus DumbledoreIII, qwert, Karima, Marguerite, defenderofthebunnies, ChoChang913, Weaslygurl4, animegirl-mika, Mihoshe, Oliverwoodlover, angered.fairy.the.CoRuPt, Anita-chan, Giesbrecht, Minnowbrookskittles, JaimeC. Jc, lil becca, Princess Potter, Kindaqueasy, me no, not me, somebody anonymus named me blinking person, Malfoy Malfoy, FlyinHigh, liltrick89, tasty-ham-sandwich girl, anonymus, cente, Jan McNeville, roctnazi, Julephenia, goggle girl, black shimmer, Jvjjr, Hazelmist, Medrelina The Weird, rach, Rubi Granger, Calvin, spidergirl05, sailorsol, Draco1499, Daniel's girl, ladedaladedaladeda the name goes on forever, seduceastranger, SlytherinS, PartlyFoxyGrandma, Meisako, Kaylin, rissa, Archangela, The Great Kelly The Great, apostrophe, and sailor moirae, who gave me my first review.
Whew, that took a while. I didn't thank Tsuki Tatsu because I think he/she and Endrigo Luna are the same person. If not, I am sorry. But together, they/he/she reviewed every chapter.
Another reward for people who reviewed more than twice: Medrelina The Weird, Endrigo Luna, Hazelmist, Julephenia, ChoChang913, cente, and Weekend Soul.
Authors note: I gotta say this, do you know how LONG it took to put up all those people who reviewed my fanfic! I had to go through 8 whole pages! And maximize and minimize the computer screen. And feel free to email me for no reason, but say you are from fanfiction.net first. Or I'll delete it, thinking it is an advertisement.
*~*IN THE LOVING MEMORY OF IGOR KARKAROFF. MAY YOU REST IN PEACE.*~*
Born: Exact date unknown
Died: August 27th 2002
He was the headmaster of Durmstrang. He was a Death Eater. He was a coward. He was killed by his fellow death eaters, but he makes us clutch our bellies and laugh our heads off now that he is dead, cause we almost forgot about him.
YAY! This is the final chapter. After this I am going to sit back, relax and go to gulp HIGH SCHOOL! I'm scared! jumps behind desk
Back to the story. I updated it in one day! takes out paper And now I have to email the link to Cho Chang913, and thank the people who put my on their favorites list at the end of this.
Dumbledore: Draco is in the lead with 6100, while Lupin is almost equal to him with 5700. They are tied pretty close to eachother. All right, our question for today is: Who does Draco REALLY have a crush on?
Draco: Nooooooooooooooo!
Dumbledore: You have 30 seconds. Good luck!
*****commercials start***** (early commercials for suspense)
Trelawney: looks into crystal ball I see you on a date with a very cute guy. But something will go wrong. Something will go TERRIBLY wrong.
Lavender: What is it?
Trelawney: Well, it's red. And is kinda puffy. crystal ball shows Lavender with acne right on the middle of her forehead like a Hindu
Lavender: Is there anything I can do?
Trelawney: Ah, yes. With the new Phisoderm Clear Swab. You will snap the tip and zap the little red demon. Ah, yes, the future is clear now.
Voice: Phisoderm Acne Clear Swabs. Your future is clear.
****next commercial****
Hermione: washing her hair in the shower and looking at Herbal Essence shampoo You know, we're great together.
Ron: brushes his teeth Ha ha!
Hermione: But I found something new.
Ron: Hmm?
Hermione: Something more EXCITING!
Ron: spits toothpaste in the mirror
Hermione: lathering up her hair Yes. Oh yes. Yes! YES! YES! YES!!!!!
Ron: No, no, no! buries head in pillow
****Commercials End****
Dumbledore: Now we are back on Jeopardy. Draco and Lupin are in a hard race, and best of all, WE GET TO FIND OUT DRACO'S CRUSH!
Draco: groans and hits his forehead
Dumbledore: Now, our question was 'Who does Draco have a crush on.' We'll go with Draco first. Draco, you put-?
Draco's stand lights up
Answer: Who is Pansy Parkinson.
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
Draco: groans
Lupin: You didn't get your own crush?
Dumbledore: Aw, Draco, are you being a naughty boy? Are you trying to hide something from us?
Draco: whimpers
Dumbledore: And how much do you wager?
Answer: 6100.
Draco: I didn't know what the question was.
Dumbledore: Oh, you risked it all. Now, it is time for Lupin. Lupin, what was your answer?
Answer: Who was Hermione Granger?
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, that is incorrect also. How much did you wager?
Sign: 3000.
Dumbledore: Congradulations! You still have 2700 galleons! Lupin is our new winner!
Lupin: What was the answer?
Dumbledore: Well, the correct answer was Professor Trelawney!
Lupin: Sybil? How in the world did-
Draco: Don't ask.
Lupin: Now that is just sick. That is demented. That can cause an annihilation! I mean, she is older than I am! She is like, in her late 60's or early 70's! She went to school with Minerva! Her skin is all saggy!
Dumbledore: She's in the audience right now, you know.
Lupin: Oh. tries to smile you have, erm, good taste Draco. But still, what made you like her?
Draco: She seems to want Harry dead just as much as I do.
Lupin: I see.
Dumbledore: Well, the author of this fanfic did tell us to be afraid. I guess this is what we should have been prepared for. But Lupin, what are you going to do with your money?
Lupin: I am going to buy some new dress robes, and a habitat for all my interesting creatures I keep at home! And hire a butler! And give Sirius some food! And get myself some medication! And take a vacation!
Dumbledore: Well, congratulations! turns to audience See you, never again by this author, Ailsa, on Jeopardy!!!!!!!
******************End of Fanfic FOREVER!**************** ~Credits~
Executive Producers: Ailsa and Ailsa Incorporations
Director: Ailsa
Host: Dumbledore
Contestants: Remus Lupin, Peeves, and Draco Malfoy.
Past Contestants: Sirius Black, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, and Amos Diggory.
Filming: Ailsa (and Cameraman that helped with Peter Pan and the Queen of Hearts)
Credits: Ailsa
Color: Ailsa
Writers: Ailsa
Idea Helping Reviewers: Endrigo Luna- Thanks! The Where in the World is Minerva McGonagall (Igor Karkaroff) really helped!
Special Thanks to: Mike Meyers, Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, The Beatles, JK Rowling, Tom Felton, Tom Felton's girlfriend, Louis Sachar, Roald Dahl, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Robert E. Lee, The Simpsons, Frank L. Baum, Dick King-Smith, and Elizabeth George Speare for using these celebrity Muggles in my Muggle questions.
Inspired by reviewers: oh crap, how many are there Endrigo Luna, Bookworm2000, Weekend Soul, no name, Potter_Ring_Wars, Albus DumbledoreIII, qwert, Karima, Marguerite, defenderofthebunnies, ChoChang913, Weaslygurl4, animegirl-mika, Mihoshe, Oliverwoodlover, angered.fairy.the.CoRuPt, Anita-chan, Giesbrecht, Minnowbrookskittles, JaimeC. Jc, lil becca, Princess Potter, Kindaqueasy, me no, not me, somebody anonymus named me blinking person, Malfoy Malfoy, FlyinHigh, liltrick89, tasty-ham-sandwich girl, anonymus, cente, Jan McNeville, roctnazi, Julephenia, goggle girl, black shimmer, Jvjjr, Hazelmist, Medrelina The Weird, rach, Rubi Granger, Calvin, spidergirl05, sailorsol, Draco1499, Daniel's girl, ladedaladedaladeda the name goes on forever, seduceastranger, SlytherinS, PartlyFoxyGrandma, Meisako, Kaylin, rissa, Archangela, The Great Kelly The Great, apostrophe, and sailor moirae, who gave me my first review.
Whew, that took a while. I didn't thank Tsuki Tatsu because I think he/she and Endrigo Luna are the same person. If not, I am sorry. But together, they/he/she reviewed every chapter.
Another reward for people who reviewed more than twice: Medrelina The Weird, Endrigo Luna, Hazelmist, Julephenia, ChoChang913, cente, and Weekend Soul.
Authors note: I gotta say this, do you know how LONG it took to put up all those people who reviewed my fanfic! I had to go through 8 whole pages! And maximize and minimize the computer screen. And feel free to email me for no reason, but say you are from fanfiction.net first. Or I'll delete it, thinking it is an advertisement.
*~*IN THE LOVING MEMORY OF IGOR KARKAROFF. MAY YOU REST IN PEACE.*~*
Born: Exact date unknown
Died: August 27th 2002
He was the headmaster of Durmstrang. He was a Death Eater. He was a coward. He was killed by his fellow death eaters, but he makes us clutch our bellies and laugh our heads off now that he is dead, cause we almost forgot about him.