Naruto's Pet - Most likely it is not what you think

AKA perv test keep a straight face and you are not a perv

Naruto- You will never guess what my pet is, I will leave you wanting to know!

Uhh Naruto do you even know what your pet is

Naruto-No...

Anyways none of this belongs to me, well the idea for the plot but the characters don't hope you like it.

Naruto sat awake in bed for the thousandth time this week, stroking his pet. He always did this, it relaxed his pet in some way. Sasuke had left, making this the perfect time to finish the deed. His pet was long and hard and thank goodness it hadn't gone soft and mushy, he didn't want to loss this one like he lost the last. He looked down to look at his little friend, he knew his buddy wasn't perfect but it was his. He continued to stroke the figure that was under the sheets.

Naruto was in the middle of one of his stokes when he could feel the unwanted presence of Sasuke.Sasuke seem to sense something off as Naruto froze in fear.

"Dobe, what are you doing?" he questioned not really sure he wanted to know to answer to the question.

"Uhh...nothing," Naruto answered hesitantly.

"Dobe?"

"Uhh..."

"Is your pet under the sheets again?" he asked with a smirk plastered on his face. When would he be done with his pet? He had been taking care of it for the last couple hours.

"Sasuke," Naruto whined, "You know how much attention it needs, if you pat it to hard-" He was cut off mid sentence by Sasuke.

"We all know how needy your pet is, I could help if you want?" Sasuke offered with mischievous glint in his eyes.

"YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING MY BABY, I REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID TO MY LAST ONE, AND YOU MADE IT GO ALL SOFT AND SQUISHY!" Naruto screeched now possessively holding his pet.

"Oh c'mon dobe, please?" Sasuke asked with a unusually out of character pout. Naruto made the mistake of looking Sasuke in the eyes and instantly caved. Naruto moved over and made room for Sasuke to come in the bed to help Naruto with his pet. "WAIT, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" Sasuke screeched looking down at the lump.

"My Pet," Naruto sang happily.

"Really dobe? Why is it under the covers I want to be able to see it at all times!" Sasuke scolded Naruto. Naruto reluctantly took it out from under the covers. Sasuke froze for a second before yelling "Dobe! That is suppose to be part of my dinner!"

"You can suck on it, but it must live." Naruto offered.

"Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you dobe?" Sasuke scoffed fed up with not getting the what he considered a delicious treat.

"It needs to stay hard, that is how I like my pet!" Naruto squeaked.

"I like it that way too, but if you keep petting it that hard and that fast it's going to go soft!" Sasuke stated a matter of factley. "Let me help you.." Sasuke whispered in Naruto's ear as he sat in front of Naruto and placed his hand over Naruto's leading it with his own. "We need to get it just right."

"Sasuke? Uhh..." Naruto didn't know where this was going.

"Shhhh.." Sasuke whispered into his ear as he lead Naruto's hand over his pet. "You have to be gently or it'll get soft way too soon..."

Naruto nodded softly and fallowed. Naruto let out a little moan, "Sasuke that isn't the pet," he whined.

"Oh, I know why don't you get rid of your pet and I'll introduce you to mine?" Naruto eagerly pounced on Sasuke leaving Naruto's pet long forgotten.

Clothes lay scattered across the floor, among the clothes sat Naruto's pet cucumber...