Shit Naruto Says to Kiba

"I don't even subscribe to Konoha Weekly but they just keep sending me them!"

"I just rented Stepninja and Akai's Bloody Hero on DVD! Which one should we watch tonight?"

"Have you seen my impression of the 3rd Hokage?"

"Kiba, where'd you put my socks?"

"So we were at Shikamaru's house, well not Shikamaru's house, it was actually Sasuke's house but he just lets Shikamaru live there."

"Kiba! Can you believe the Kunai Show is on Netflix Streaming?"

"Your biceps are huuuuge, can I touch em? Oh wait, already touchin' em…"

"I like the strawberry frosted donuts, it just fits my ego better than those chocolate frosted ones. Although Boston Cream is pretty close! What do you think?"

"Kiba, have you seen my orange chopsticks?"

"Remember that night when we got drunk and almost kissed? No? Me neither…"

"I LOVE boobs, are you kiddin' me Kiba?"

"Kiba, I can't see, the light's off! Come turn it on for me!"

"That backwards cap isn't cute."

"Kiba, you're stepping on my jacket!"

"That backwards cap is SO cute!"

"Hey Kiba…. Let's party."

"Can't you feel that boom ba boomdoom boom ba boomdoom baby superbass! No? Me neither."

"KIBAAA, THE DAMN SHOWER'S LEAKING AGAIN! COME FIX IT, I'M NAKED."

"Do you think I smile too much?"

"I had a girlfriend once but I dumped her because she had a mustache. Mustaches only look good on guys."

"Oh my god! We're like, Bromeo and Juliet!"

"Kiba, where did you last see that big frying pan in the cabinet? I need it, now!"

"What? Of course I still like you even though you don't have a mustache!"

"Kibaaaa, we're out of milk and my arm hurts, go get more!"

"I know you're not my slave! I'm not your uke! No wait, maybe I am…"

"I NEEED MILK!"

"Can you believe Lee got that dolphin tattoo? Not to sound bigoted but it's so QUEER!"

"Can you believe Shikamaru got into Konoha University? That hipster don't know shit!"

"Kiba, let's go get matching dolphin tattoos. Right now."

"I know his IQ is 200! But he still don't know shit! He lives in Sasuke's house, damnit!"

"You got 1%? C'mon Kiba, you know 1% is the shittiest!"

"Okay, if we're Bromeo and Juliet, can I be Juliet? No wait. That makes me a woman."

"How do you use a tampon? Not like I'm gonna try, I just wanna know!"

"…. Sakura's such a bitch, bless her heart."

"Y'know the episode where they're in a hurricane and they're all dressed like nuns? No? Me neither…"

"Damn, she looks cute with that mustache"

"shit….. it's not Friday."

"I'd tap that… but with my eyes closed, don't worry."

"I shouldn't have spent $80 on candles? YOU shouldn't have spent $130 on networking hardware!"

"If we were a reality show, I would totally DVR it!"

"Kiba! Can you tell Akamaru to stop eating my peanut butter? It's just so weird!"

"No... He just jumps up when I'm tryin' to eat some Skippy and knocks the jar out of my hands!"

"I can't eat peanut butter without some milk, Kiba!"

"Why is everyone going so nuts about this Anthony Weiner dude? HE'S NOT EVEN CUTE."

"UGH! Damn dog did it again!"

"I'm a man, we chop trees and grow beards, well, not me personally, but I know a few people, that might know people.. with beards"

"I could pick you out in a crowd of tall people!"

"Kiba, stop sayin' stupid shit."

"do you write LOL after everything you post even though it's not really an LOL? kinda makes you look like a ditzy blonde that laughs at everything she says. Lol"

"I wonder what it'd be like to ride a motorcycle."

"Do you know how to ride a motorcycle? No? Me neither…"

"Kiba, let's go get matching motorcycle tattoos! Right now."

"EVERY SINGLE GAY BAR is advertising a "free champagne toast at midnight" for their New Year's Eve parties. I'm waiting for the first innovative promoter to advertise "free toast at midnight". Bonus points if they offer me a whole wheat option"

"Kiba, I agree with you. I like pets but not cats. They're created by pharmaceutical companies to sell antihistamines"

"Okay, I stole that off Wikipedia. But it's true."

"Kiba, you should grow a mustache."
"Kiba, why is Stephen Hawking a robot?"
"Kiba, why don't girl dogs get periods?"
"Kiba, is that face paint or fang tattoos on your face? They better be face paint cuz we have to get our first tattoos together!"
"Kiba, you better not be giving me the silent treatment!"
"Kiba… do I sound gay to you? Cuz I am. I fuckin' love you, Bromeo… I do, I fuckin' do."

"Ah Naruto, I guess we're about as straight as rainbows... I fuckin' love you too, Juliet." said Kiba

((A.N.: teehee, the idea came from various 'Shit _ Say' videos on Youtube x) review, favorite, whatever. Just don't get butthurt, this wasn't meant to insult anyone. I totally support all sexualities and I'm not trying to be mean. I wrote this just for fun, I hope y'all had a good laugh because wouldn't Naruto say shit like this to Kiba? Or Sasuke? Or whoever you want? xD BROMEO AND JULIET!))