Eugene: *watching random Youtube video* Yummy~ Coca-Cola~ P: *pauses* Sorry, it's just that now it's Saturday and I have no studying and/or homework, I can get back to watching Youtube videos again… *clears throat* anyway, if any one of you read "5 Days of Nordic Winter", remember I did the ReaderXFinland one-shot with the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics Coca-Cola commercial? I'm watching about the Coca-Cola Happiness Machine and let me tell ya, that thing was pure magic. O.O I ain't lying, they're all true (just watch them!).

America: I know, right, dudette? HURRAY FOR COCA-COLA! *slurps soda loudly*

Eugene: So I decided to do these random one-shots (I don't know how many in there.. 4 maybe?) about the countries here and their encounters with the Happiness Machine, or in other words, the one-shots will be based on the clips from different countries. ONWARD WITH THE NEW ONE-SHOT SERIES! HETALIA AND THE HAPPINESS MACHINE!

We put a special Coke Machine in the middle of a college campus…

In one of America's colleges somewhere in the country, a new vending machine was set up. It was a Coca-Cola one and someone had just started filling up the machine with bottles and cans of Coca-Cola. Once the front of the machine was shut and the drinks were neatly nestled in place inside, college students began to walk in…

…to share a little happiness with the student body.

The first student, a young woman with dark curly hair in a ponytail, began to insert the coins in the slot before pressing the Coca-Cola button. There was a clank and she had just got out a bottle of the irresistible soda out. But then all of a sudden, CLANK! Another bottle fell out! She grabbed the second one in her arms as a few other girls were watching curiously. Then a third bottle came out.. and another…. CLANK! Another one? The woman and the others began to laugh at this; she got about 5 by now! As the 6th clank echoed out of the cafeteria, more people began to laugh as the woman handed out the other bottles cradled in her arms.

A friend of the woman, a younger one with a high ponytail and hoop earrings, also went to the Happiness Machine and got a bottle Coca-Cola, despite that she still had the one she got from her friend. She began to question with "You got that, too-" to another friend when another clank came. Get this; now more students got Coca-Cola bottles in their arms, handing the excess out to their friends and laughing as the machine kept sending in more bottles.

"I'm takin' this over." Another woman, this time with darker skin and shoulder-length hair, began to say when something amazing happened. As she bought a Coca-Cola from the machine, a hand appeared and gave her a bouquet sunflowers! The others went wide-eyed at this sight, saying "Awww~!" in the process. It turned out that 2 more girls also had a bouquet, too. Surprise, surprise.

A boy with the glasses got 2 bottles of Coca-Cola and as he turned to leave, a sound came out as if it came from a machine slot at Las Vegas and not from a vending machine. He gestured to the others in a "Dude! How is that possible?" gesture as he and his friend got out get this, more bottles and handed them out to others. As more people got more bottles of Coca-Cola, they became really happy.

"I wanna give it a hug!" One of the other students, a woman, piped up. The woman and another student, a man, gave the Happiness Machine a huge hug, saying "Thank you.".

As more bottles clanked out, America, also known as Alfred F. Jones to most of the citizens in his country, came over to check how was his college doing. As he heard the following clanks and people laughing, he decided to investigate. He arrived there in a second flat and peeked. He saw students chatting, laughing, and drinking bottles of Coca-Cola together. It reminded him of the after-school hangouts at diners and burger places a couple decades ago.

"Yo! What's going on here, man?" He asked a passing student, a guy with dark chocolate-coloured skin carrying 2 bottles of Coca-Cola.

"Huh? Mr. Jones, haven't you heard?" The student gaped in shock, realizing that the country was in the place (hence the "Mr. Jones" part). "That vending machine in the cafeteria's giving out Coca-Cola and random stuff to us!" He said before he dashed off to meet his gang of friends.

"Hm~ vending machine givin' out Coca-Cola and random stuff? The Hero must check it out!" America dashed to the scene. More students got the bottles every minute. American himself was surprised. Very surprised. That kind of thing never happened to him before! His eyes went wide as 2 hands came out from the Happiness Machine slot and opened up a bottle and poured a glass for a blond girl with the fashionable scarf. Then he grew more surprised as the hand reappeared and gave him a bottle Coca-Cola as well as, get this, a flashing pair of awesome glasses! The one with the plastic red lines on the lenses (you know what I'm talking about~ ;) right?)!

America watched in amazement as the hand from the Happiness Machine made a balloon animal (it was a dog) for a girl (with of course, a bottle of Coca-Cola), another with a box of pepperoni pizza (he'd better thank Italy for this) with 2 L bottles of the drink, and obviously, more bottles came out of the machine and into people's hands. And then as one girl with the white hoodie slid a coin onto the slot, the bottom then opened up a secret compartment, revealing… it's a Subway sandwich! Cool! It was really long and it had bologna, ham, salami, cheese, and lettuce on it. America joined in the crowd of happy student, munching on a slice of pizza and a half of the sub (delicious).

"Hey," America managed to ask a guy student after chewing his food. "wonder what happens when I try that machine out?"

"I dunno," The guy shrugged, wiping the remains of his food from his mouth with a napkin. "Try it out, man."

So America walked over to the Happiness Machine where he put a few American dollars into the little slot and pressed the Coca-Cola button. He waited for something to happen. He waited and waited and waited…

And then there's that sound again. The sound similar to a machine slot. Everyone else's eyes went wider when America got his own bottle of Coca-Cola and the hand started to slide out.. O-M-G! Cookies~! Yes, America got cookies in a long paper tray. Oreos, Chip Ahoys, and the good stuff.

"Awesome! Dessert!" One student exclaimed in amazement. America walked all the way around the cafeteria, sharing the cookies with everyone, stopping every couple of minutes just to take a sip of Coca-Cola and eat a cookie. For once, college is a happy place. Especially when the Happiness Machine is around.

And America is sharing it, too.

Where will happiness strike next?

Eugene: Hm.. I just hope it's ok. Dedicated to America, Coca-Cola, Hetalia, and of course, the Americans! xD I bet you can't guess who will be the lucky country! Ok, I'm out for now. See ya!