So Santana has a good day, and she and Sebastian are living in an apartment together already and are in eachothers hair all the time but love it, of course, and one night Sebastian comes home after a day of not seeing her and Santana is in their messy kitchen and taking a shop-bought pizza out of the oven because god knows she can't cook, and whenever she's tried it's ended in her being pissed off and Sebastian calling up various take-out services and them yelling at eachother, and then having sex on the couch. Or on the table. Where-ever.

But tonight she's happy and wearing her shortest bright yellow shorts and a black see-through top. Looking anything but a housewife. Santana in an apron is something Sebastian's only seen in the bedroom. Maybe she should start wearing it in the kitchen as well. Just for fun.

The pizza's only burnt round the edges, a first, and she swears under her breath when she takes the pizza out because fuck, that's hot and she burnt herself and she'd sooner go without sex for a month than wear "fucking oven gloves", to quote her.

She's singing something quietly as well, some upbeat club number frequently played on the radio while moving her hips and stretching up to take two plates out of a cupboard. Not matching ones of course. Plastic, because that's just them. Just like their small apartment, insults. Seb and Tana. Asshole and Bitch. Smythe and Lopez. They're fucked up, in their own perfect way.

Normally she would wait until Sebastian would get home to do the food, because she rants about stereotyping with women and "I suppose I have to prepare the fucking food because I'm female? You do it, you're gay. Jesus, you're supposed to KNOW this stuff."

And he rolls his eyes because he's heard this a million times before, and then he'd ask if she was on her period and annoy her mercilessly. They use the 'gay' comment all the time, they always will. As if they both know they are gay, but not for eachother, that's how it sounds. They are their own imperfection.

So today he's standing quietly in the doorframe, and he's watching her sway preparing the cheap pizza, and licks his lips at her wearing those damn yellow shorts, and loves her.

And that's all she needs.