A/N: Based on "Occupy Bowser's Castle" on Youtube…Enjoy!
Outside Eggman's fortress, four robot were outside chanting. It was Metal Sonic, Shadow Android, Metal Knuckles, and the Tails Doll.
"What do we want?" Metal Sonic shouted.
"Better strategies!" demanded Tails Doll, Metal Knuckles, and Shadow Android.
"When do we want it?" Metal Sonic chanted.
"NOW!" the other Badniks shouted.
"What do we want?" Metal Sonic repeated.
"Better strategies!" the other robots chanted.
"When do we want it?" Metal Sonic asked them.
"NOW!" the other three Metals repeated.
"Okay! Okay! Fine! What are your demands?" Eggman yelled.
"We want some machine guns!" Metal Sonic demanded.
"And explosions!" Metal Knuckles added.
"And a big purple dildo!" Shadow Android put his two cents in.
"Yeah! What?" Metal Sonic asked confused.
"Those things are expensive!" Eggman shouted.
"Expensive? Are you kidding me? Look at your fucking fortress! How much did that cost you?" Metal Sonic shouted back.
"That's none of your business!" Eggman roared.
"The past few times I've gone out there, all you tell me to do is to challenge Sonic -" Metal Sonic began, but was interrupted by Eggman.
"Challenge Sonic to a race! I know! It's a good strategy!" Eggman cut him off.
"I get the shit kicked out of me!" MS shouted.
"Hey, I wanna be able to fly a little faster." Shadow Android yelled.
"I can't control how fast you fly!" Eggman shouted.
"Well, I mean, hell, buy me a jet pack! Hey! Hey, make him buy me a jet pack." Shadow Android suggested to Metal Sonic, while nudging his shoulders.
"Get off me, you stupid black motherfucker!" Metal Sonic roared, while pushing Shadow Android away.
"You guys aren't getting any of the stuff! We use the old strategies, and that's final!" Eggman screamed.
"Well, what about the princess?" Metal Knuckles asked referring to Sally Acorn.
"What about her?" Eggman asked.
"Well, I think we ought have sex with her, too." MK suggested.
"WHAT?!" Eggman yelled in shock.
"Yeah, wait, what?" Metal Sonic echoed.
"Well, I mean she's your girlfriend, right? So, you know, how come only one of us is getting to fuck the princess?" MK clarified.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, hold up! You told me she was your daughter!" Metal Sonic exclaimed.
"Umm.." Eggman was in thought - trying to think f an excuse.
"You told me she was your sister!" Tails Doll chimed.
"And you told me that she was made out of biscuits, and that we have to get her back, so we can all have a delicious breakfast." Shadow Android commented.
"Alright, alright alright! Here's the truth…I'm in love with her, and I'm trying to take her away from Sonic, her current boyfriend, okay?" Eggman admitted.
"So we're the ones doing the kidnapping?" Metal Sonic asked in shocked realization.
"Yeah…" Eggman stated calmly.
The group of protesting robots gasped in unison.
"We've been deceived!" Metal Knuckles exclaimed.
"Oh, fuck this, I quit!" Metal Sonic roared.
Metal Knuckles, and Tails Doll shouted in agreement, and took off with Metal Sonic.
"Wait! No, come back! I give you the machine guns, okay? Come back! C'mon, guys!" Eggman shouted frantically in a last ditch effort to stop his robots from quitting.
Eggman saw Shadow Android stinging there, not moving. He stared at Eggman with a weird smile on his face.
"What the hell do you want?" Eggman asked - enraged.
"You lied to me, and let me tell you something…" Shadow Android piped up. He took out a gun, and finished his sentence menacingly, "Nobody ever…fucking lies…to Shadow Android…"
Eggamn had a "Oh shit" look on his face.
"Heh, no, man, I'm just ticklin' yer dick. Let's go kidnap a princess." Shadow Android stated.
A/N: I nearly died of laughter just by typing this up! XD