Alright, this is going to be a small collection of Shizaya and alt!shizaya

drabbles. It'll involve the pairings Shizaya, Tsuki x Roppi, DelHibi and TsuPsy

So, here is the first one! Valentines Day themed.

It's a Tsuki x Roppi pairing and these two are just so adorable =3=

I hope you guys like this dose of sugar.

Disclaimer: Don't own Durarara! or the alts.

It was Valentines Day, and, well, Tsuki was nervous. In his hands he had a poorly wrapped gift, the bow haphazardly done and slipping undone. Still, with all that you could tell that the male had tried his hardest. The proof of that being various band aids over his fingers from paper cuts. One would think that it would be painful, but, one convenience of being a clone of the infamous Shizuo Heiwajima is that he didn't feel pain easily.

He looked around, his scanning around at all the hugging couples, kissing couples and hundreds and hundreds of just plain public displays of affection. The nervous and shy blonde felt his cheeks heat up as he looked away, feeling the need to look away and give the others privacy and he did so.

Yes, today was Valentines Day! The day people all over the world confessed and showed affection to their loved ones through cheesy and overrated actions. Yes it was the day that everyone in the world loved! Except Roppi.

Or, more precisely Hachimenroppi as he preferred to be called, however, no one seemed to listen to him and decided to give him degrading nicknames like 'Roppi-chan' or the disgusting 'Pi-Chan'.

Now, said red eyed male was scowling as he walked the streets of Ikeburkuro, glowering at ever love-dovey couple that he saw. Most of the couples seemed froze as they saw him pass and Roppi grinned as he could practically see the chills. Oh, humans, how disgusting they were. He hated them, hated them all and their weak, easy to manipulate minds and their emotions which they allowed to rule their lives. Pitiful beings couldn't they see how weak they were? They were idiotic, disgusting and weak and he frowned upon them all, especially today.

Valentines Day, it left a disgusting taste in his mouth. Just thinking about it he could feel his skin crawl. Love; it was a disgusting emotion that Roppi vowed he would never fall prey to. He had watched countless disgusting humans fall prey to this so called 'lovely and amazing' emotion. They claim it's the most wonderful thing in the world, all encompassing and they can't live without it. Roppi scoffed at that. Of course you could, it was entirely possible. Love was only a bunch of complex chemicals and neuron signals. That was it, just chemicals, chemicals that you could live without experiencing.

Roppi watched those pitiful humans grow weak as they allowed that disgusting emotion to rule their life, take over their thoughts and infest their lives and then, when everything was supposedly 'as good as it gets' it all spirals down and crashes. That's when the depression sets in. Roppi chuckled; it was a truly pitiful sight.

Didn't these humans get it by now? Nothing good ever came from love, Roppi had observed enough of it to see that. There was no such thing as true love, no such thing as love at first sight and certainly there was no such thing as soul mates. Roppi was one hundred precent sure of that. Roppi was also certain that anyone who thought that such things did exist were idiots, the worst kind of idiots. They were air headed, overly joyous idiots such as his 'brother'. Even if they shared the same outward appearance they were far from identical. Psyche, as he was called, was all into this 'love' stuff. It was horrible, really, to see something so exact in his image go around and hugging everything in sight, namely a tall blonde by the name Tsugaru. It was nauseating to see the two of them.

Roppi continued on, his thoughts always in the negative. His eyes were looking around but only focussed on ruining this day for everyone. He was trying to teach the weak humans a lesson, so to speak. However, he wasn't exactly looking where he was going, or, perhaps he was but the other wasn't. There was a collision, a fall and when he looked up he saw a pair of red eyes much like his own behind a pair of lenses.

"A-Ah, Roppi-san, I-I'm sorry. Are you hurt? Are you ok? I wasn't looking where I was going a-and I trippe-"

"Calm down, would you? I'm fine."

Tsuki nodded as he went about dusting himself off and making sure he hadn't dropped everything. Roppi was doing the same when he spotted the little box on the ground. He arched a brow as he stared at it, the bad wrapping and the sloppy red bow.

He leaned down, picking up the small box and weighing it in his hands. He looked up to Tsuki who seemed rather nervous and fidgety, the blonde's cheeks steadily heating up. Oh no, it wasn't-

"What's this?"

The blonde looked up, meeting the other's steely gaze before looking away, his cheeks flushing. After a second and Roppi tapping his foot the male answered, stuttering.

"I-It's a v-valentines day p-present."

Yup, thoughts as much. The raven gave a scoff before his eyes narrowed down at the present; this seemed to make Tsuki even more nervous. He tugged at his scarf before burying almost all of his face into it as Roppi continued to glare. And glare and glare and glare.

Firstly, he felt somewhat angry at the present's existence. However, he didn't know why. He shouldn't get angry at an inanimate object, it wasn't human, it had no feelings, no thought processes, it just was. His eyes narrowed and then slid up to look over to Tsuki who seemed to shrink against the gaze. Oddly he felt, betrayed by Tsuki. He knew how the male felt about things, and yet, he went out and did something like this? While looking over the male and then the present Roppi couldn't help but feel a strange, third feeling. One he knew of but had never really truly experienced himself; jealousy.

"Who's this for?"

Tsuki looked up at the steely tone of Roppi. He looked over to the male, his eyes peeking up over his scarf. He didn't answer immediately as his cheeks only inflamed, his fingers gripping the scarf in a deadly grip. This kind of Roppi was a frightening one. He was all steel gaze and deadly looks.

"Who is this for, Tsukishima?"

Roppi said, his voice showing off his growing impatience. He had to find out who this present went to so he could go end them. Wait, did he just think that? Oh god, he didn't, did he? He wasn't was he? He arched an eyebrow at the male. Oh yes, he was jealous, very much so.

The blonde was stalling, fixing his glasses, his scarf all the while avoiding the impatient and deadly raven's gaze. The raven was growing even more impatient and the blonde knew he couldn't stay quiet any longer.

"Tsukishima! Tell me who it's fo-"

"I-It's for you, Roppi-san."

He said, finally. The raven paused, everything freezing. His eyes widened and his mouth opened on its own accord.

"What?"

He asked, completely disbelieving whatever it was. Did he, did he just say that it was for him?

The present fell to the ground and Tsuki, suddenly getting enough bravery to walk forward and pick up the present held it out in front of him, a sign of offering as he gave it to the raven.

"I-I said it was f-for you, R-Roppi-san."

The raven stayed silent, all jealousy and anger and impatience gone. He just stood, still somewhat not trusting his senses. He felt his cheeks heat up slightly as he finally let it sink in.

"It was, for me."

He said, under his breath. Tsuki, who seemed to have more courage now gave a nod before smiling gently to the raven.

"Happy valentines Day, Roppi-san."

The raven looked away, taking the gift as his cheeks grew warm. He allowed a small, very small smile be placed on his face as he stared at the present.

Maybe Valentines Day wasn't so bad.

Alright, hope you liked it!

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