Naruto and his Galactic Pirates

AN: Hey guys here's the Naruto/One Piece crossover I promised this one has been swimming in my head for awhile and just wait till you see Naruto's crew also as an added point I saw "Chronicle" today and made me think of a Naruto/Chronicle crossover so I'd be the first to think it up. Anyway here are the positions in Naruto's crew so far.

Captain: Naruto Uzumaki (Devil Fruit revealed in this chapter)

1st mate: appears in this chapter

"Wow": person talking

'Hmm': person thinking

"Gum-Gum": person yelling and attacking

Beginning and 1st mate

It was a normal peaceful day in Foosha Village the sun was shining, birds were singing, and 2 boys were standing atop the mast of the "Red-Haired Pirates" commanded under Captain "Red-Haired" Shanks… Wait WHAT!

"Say, Cap'n what do ya think the kid are up to this time?" asked Lucky Roux a rather portly pirate of Shanks crew with his ever present grin and his trademark meat-on a-bone in his hand. "Who cares what they're doing it'll be worth a few laughs whenever those two are involved." Said the amused captain Shanks looking up toward the mast where the two boys were goading them into doing whatever they were planning.

The boy's just 'humphed' at Shanks' proclamation and continued their antics. The one to the left was a village boy by the name of Monkey D. Luffy; the boy has shaggy black hair and a white t-shirt with word "Anchor" in the middle, and was brandishing a knife. The boy on the right was Uzumaki D. Naruto (no relation) and son of Uzumaki D. Kushina as well as Namikaze D. Minato Captain of the "Flash Pirates" both deceased. He had sun kissed blond hair, and ocean-blue eyes like his father's but a spirit like his mother's, currently he was wearing a orange and blue jumpsuit (his outfit from the show) and had 6 knives three in each hand.

"We'll show you how tough we are Shanks just watch let's do it Luffy" said the blond, receiving a nod from the other boy they simultaneously stabbed themselves in their cheeks eliciting a scream of pain from both as the knives dug in their flesh. This sent all the pirates on the ship into a panic as they witnessed the boys do something so stupid, and rushed to help.

(Partys bar)

Inside a quaint little bar in the village the pirates were celebrating Luffy and Naruto's "courage". "Did ya see us Shanks we were completely tough you have to take us on your next voyage now." Said Luffy a bandage present under his left eye "No way Luffy you can't even swim, though I'd consider taking Naruto he can." Shanks clarified as well as added that last bit to further torture Luffy as he screamed about how it wasn't fair. Naruto sighed at his surrogate brother "Come on Luffy you always let the Captain get to you. You have to be more sensible like me." Luffy just blankly stared at the blond 'When did he get so smart?' thought the boy. Shanks just laughed and prodded Luffy with his finger while lifting his glass to take a swig of his drink "He's right Luffy are you ever gonna grow up?" Shanks queried that is until he drank his grog to find it was hot… Really Hot! Without any warning he started spewing flames as anime tears fell from his eyes. "Ha, I got you with my 'Revenge prank: hot sauce grog' you should see you face." laughed the blond before he started running from the infuriated captain.

"YOU LITTLE BRAT DON'T EVER MESS WITH MY ALE!" "Ahhhhhhhhhh!" screamed the pirate and child while the entire bar watched on in amusement. Minutes later Shanks was enjoying his new glass as Naruto sat next to Luffy sporting multiple bumps on his head as well as tick marks since Luffy was laughing at him. "Could you stop now, we get it I got beat up it's not that funny" the ashamed blond said as Luffy continued to laugh.

Suddenly the door was kicked open as a plentiful amount of men walked into the bar the most prominent being the one in front sporting an x-shaped scar over his right eye and wearing a brown, black pants, and a gold necklace. Everyone was so fixated on the commotion they never noticed the two boys eating fruits they had found in a treasure chest, though judging by their faces you could tell they didn't taste very good. "Look out for the Terror of the Highlands." Announced the man as he proceeded through the aisle of the bar, stopping at the counter he said "I am Higuma 'The Bear' and this is my group of mountain bandits. We'd like you to sell us some ale if you don't mind." Makino the owner of the bar and Naruto's mother figure after his past away started to sweat and apologized saying she had sold the last batch, which clearly angered the bandits. "Out of alcohol? That seems hard to believe because I can see all these pirates drinking It." stated the bandit leader matter-of-factly "I am terribly sorry sir but I did serve the last of it a couple of moments ago" said Makino worriedly hoping to avoid any conflicts.

"Sorry friend, seems me and my crew drank all of the liquor but I do have this one bottle that's unopened you can have this if you like." Said Shanks politely, now normally when you respond to someone's kindness it's with a "thank you" or even a "no thanks" but, instead of either instance Higuma thought it best to crack the bottle over Shanks' head spilling the contents of said bottle, and debris all over the floor of the bar. "Are you mad? What good is one bottle to all of us we would need barrels" said the enraged bandit though Shanks wasn't listening preferring to crouch to the ground to begin cleaning the mess that is until the bear decided to slash all of the bottles on the counter showering Shanks in even more ale, and shards of glass. "If you enjoy cleaning so much, go ahead and clean that up while you're at it." Said Higuma as he and his band of…bandits left the bar.

After Makino checked to make sure that Shanks was okay the entire crew of the "Red-Haired" Pirates erupted in laughter as their captain joined in. "HOW COULD YOU JUST LAUGH THAT OFF!" yelled Luffy and Naruto at the same time halting the crews laughter to hear the interaction between the kids and their captain. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BEAT THEM UP, EVEN WITH THEIR LARGER NUMBERS YOU COULD HAVE BEAT 'EM!" the boys yelled simultaneously again making the pirates wonder how they did that twice. "Look kids it isn't anything to get bent out of shape about. So he spilled a drink on me no big deal" said the captain just waving the occurrence off as if it were nothing. This didn't deter the boys as they turned to leave with Shanks grabbing their arms trying to get them to come back but, to everyone's surprise Luffy's arm stretched and Shanks hand went through Naruto's own hand.

Staring in disbelief while the boys panicked about their arms Lucky Roux being the first to recover ran to the treasure chest the boys found the fruit and gasped finding it empty. "They aren't here!" screamed the fat pirate "Both devil fruits we found aren't in the chest" everyone then looked at the boys intently as Lucky Roux drew a picture of both fruits one was purple with swirls while the other was black with white spots on it. "You guys didn't eat these did you?" Roux asked as the boys nodded in the affirmative as well as sweat drops on their heads remembering the fruits horrible taste.

"You fools you ate Devil Fruits now you can never swim again those fruits were enchanted by Devils of the Sea." Shanks explained "What? Now I can't learn how to swim? This sucks!" screamed Luffy as Naruto screamed too "Who cares if Luffy can't swim? I could and I enjoyed it, now I can't do it ever again!" Luffy then went for a punch at his "brother" for his remark but it went right through him causing Luffy to crash into a pole.

(The next day)

Luffy found out yesterday that he ate the Gum-Gum Fruit making his body rubber allowing him to stretch his extremities to amazing lengths, while Naruto found out that he ate the only fruit of its kind recorded so far the Space-Time fruit allowing him to control space and time at will. Currently the two boys were planning on stealing some fish from the fish monger they both knew under the guise of buying it. "Hey, Mr. Fishmonger can I get some fish" asked Luffy cheerily while Naruto was using his powers to levitate a fish over to him while the monger was distracted by Luffy. "Hey there rubber-boy where's your brother I thought you'd be sad that the pirates left without you, not to mention you can't swim either." The monger stated though it did little to faze Luffy.

"It's alright me and Naruto are still gonna be pirates we just need to make sure we don't fall overboard, besides it's fun having devil fruit powers" they boy said as he stretched his cheeks. "That's great and all but," the fish monger turned to the levitating fish and grabbed it and Naruto after his face became that of a demons "DON'T USE THOSE POWERS TO ROB FROM MY SHOP!" he screamed while the boys cowered as they nodded their heads.

That's when the mayor showed up named Woop Slap (Funny name right?) and furrowed his brow at the two "You two shouldn't be so happy about being freaks you know. Also Naruto, Luffy I want you to stop this pirate nonsense it'll make the village look bad if you became pirates and… blah blah blah" said the mayor while the boys just plugged their ears.

(Partys bar)

Makino was behind the counter cleaning glasses while Luffy was sitting across from her plying with a glass while Naruto was asleep beside him. "I just can't believe it Makino, I thought they were supposed to be tough but they didn't stand up for themselves at all." Luffy said wondering what was up with the "Red-Haired" Pirates Makino simply smiled "Luffy maybe it just takes more courage not to fight." The woman had stated the correct answer but Luffy's childhood naivety wouldn't have any of it "Aww, Makino you'd have to be a man to understand what I'm getting at" Luffy deadpanned as the bartender giggled.

That's right when the door was kicked open again which jolted Naruto awake as the brothers stared at the door to see the same mountain bandits from the other day sit down and order drinks.

(30 minutes later)

Makino rushed and got the mayor and rushed back to her bar to see Higuma roughing Luffy and Naruto up after the boys decided to attack him for speaking ill about Shanks. "What did I do to instigate this all I was doing was talking to my men and the next thing I know you 2 try to attack me." said the leader as he stepped on the boys repeatedly "You know what you did, and you better apologize no one talks bad about Shanks!" the boys yelled.

"'Ey what's going on nobody was at the harbor to welcome us back." said the familiar voice of "Red-Haired" Shanks as he appeared with his crew. "Oh, it's you mountain bandits again. What's with you two I thought you trained for situations like this?" Shanks stated then asked the two boys. "Not now cap'n Shanks we were getting ready to finish them." Luffy said. Shanks then began to walk forward when a nameless bandit pointed a gun at his head "Don't move if you want to live pirate." The bandit said that's when Shanks turned just his head toward him "You know it's not safe to point guns." The strawhatted captain said confusing the bandits until Lucky Roux suddenly appeared by his side and shot him surprising the bandits at how swiftly the fat man moved. Higuma became angry at this and ordered all of his men to charge forward "Captain I've got this one." stated Ben Beckman, Shanks' first mate as he proceeded to clean house on all the bandits with no assistance whatsoever.

Fearful, Higuma threw a smoke pellet onto the ground, grabbed Luffy and beat a hasty retreat in the cover of the smoke. "Dammit I let him get away with Luffy, we have to find him!" Shanks yelled concerned, while Naruto was looking down and feeling pathetic for not saving Luffy"

(Island coast)

"Ha the perfect plan, hide out at sea and escape no one would expect a mountain bandit to do this." said the smug bandit as he looked at Luffy "Now I don't need you anymore ya brat." With that said Higuma kicked Luffy off the dinghy and laughed until he saw a shadow. As he turned around he was met with the gaping maw of a Sea King, with one tremendous chomp it swallowed the dinghy and its passenger then turned its sights on the drowning Luffy. When it took a bite it didn't taste the boy but an arm. That's right Shanks miraculously found Luffy and saved him from the jaws of death and to the naked eye he made the sea monster run away with just a harsh glare.

(Back on land)

"So you guys are leaving?" Naruto asked very sad to see his and Luffy's role model and father figure leave. "Yep, we've stayed here for way to long we're practically attracting trouble now." the pirate captain said "Well that's alright we won't ask to come or anything we decided to become pirates on our own." Luffy said beaming with pride. Shanks just stuck his tongue out at the notion "You two? Pirates that'll be the day, you could never be pirates." Shanks said as a hidden way to test their conviction. "Yeah I will! I'll get a crew that's even better than yours, I'll become the Pirate King" both boy said but at the last proclamation electricity sparked between their eyes as the challenge for the better crew and who'd be the pirate king was on.

"So your both gonna be better than us eh?" Shanks said amused while taking his hat and cape off "Well then I need you to hold onto these for me they're my treasures, I want you to give them back to me when you become great pirates." at Shanks words the boys began to cry as they saw Shanks leave. "They're going to become great pirates." Beckman stated while his captain simply nodded as they set sail.

(10 years later)

Makino and the entire village were at the coast watching as the two brothers headed out on separate dinghies "There they go mayor, sure am going to miss them." Makino said the mayor just sighed "If they do become great pirates they'll bring shame to the village." the mayor said to himself.

"See ya later Luffy don't get caught by the marines" said a seventeen-year old Naruto wearing Shanks' cape over a black shirt with a black hole in the middle, and black shorts. "You to Naruto see you when the sea bring us back together." Said the seventeen-year old Luffy wearing a red vest, blue shorts, and Shanks' straw hat. The two brothers then parted ways

(Somewhere in East Blue)

"Ahhh, it sure is peaceful out here and boring there isn't even anyone to play pranks on. *sigh* oh well I have to make sure I get a super-er crew than Luffy so I can be Pirate King. Hmm I wonder if Luffy's in any trouble yet." Said the blond

(Somewhere else in East Blue)

Luffy was being sucked into a whirlpool at the beginning of his journey.

(Back with Naruto)

"Nahh, even Luffy couldn't get in trouble at the beginning it's barely been 20 minutes since we separated." the spatial user said that's when a sudden tidal wave struck. "I don't believe it a tidal wave, and I can't swim either" the boy then took a look around "there aren't any islands either. So I'm gonna die before I even get a 1st mate?" he contemplated not at all caring about his imminent danger until the wave struck.

(Random Island [This first one I couldn't come up with a good name sorry]

On this island we see a teen with pale skin, flame-like hair, and goggles on his head running away from a shopkeeper while he screams 'monster' over and over again the teen jumped into an alley and with a wave of his hand metal blocked the passage so the shopkeeper had to stop the chase. "Alright time to eat." Said the teen that is until a pair of hungry kids walked by him while eyeing his food but a look at his dark ringed red eyes made them back off. "Hey get over here." he said in a demanding tone to which they complied to. He simply got up dropped the food by them and walked off.

"*sigh* go on Kid be a big softie just 'cause you started out like them." said the newly identified Kid as he walked ignoring the glares sent his way. This was all because of his appearance when he was born his parents had dropped him at some orphanage with an abusive caretaker Kid took it upon himself to the big brother to them. So he would sneak out and steal food, toys, and medical supplies for the others, eventually while stealing some food he came across some strange fruit that tasted terrible. The next thing he knew he could use magnetism to attract, repel, or build anything they needed. Their caretaker didn't take this well and tried to beat Kid resulting in him killing her in front of the public eye, in order to protect the other orphans he proclaimed himself as the one stealing and hoarding it all to himself.

Now he was living on the streets stealing what he could to survive "Hey Kid." turning toward the voice Kid saw a little girl grabbing his lizard-print pant leg "What do you want brat." Kid said impatiently keeping his tough guy façade. "Something washed up on the beach come see." The girl said grabbing his hand to lead him.

(Beach)

"See do you know what it is." Kid simply stared at the sand that was clearly covering a human body and sweat dropped at how the girl couldn't see it was a human. 'Why is there a guy here anyway' he thought then proceeded to kick him to see if he was alive the girl joining in believing she had to do it too. That's when the body burst up to reveal a blond boy "WHO THE HELL IS KICKING ME!" he yelled as the girl screamed and hid behind Kid's pant leg.

The trio just stared at each other for awhile "So what's your name again? The blond asked, Kid grew a tick mark at this "Shouldn't you be telling us who you are!" Kid asked. The blond didn't appear to be listening as he cleaned his ears of any sand "Sorry so where am I anyway guy?" Kid was moving to choke him when the little girl noticed his six scars on his cheeks resembling whiskers and as no little girl could resist them she jumped in his arms while petting them.

They both sweat dropped and Kid proceeded to explain "Don't mind her. I'm Eustass Kid and you're in Tanzaku village." He told the blond trying to get the little girl off of him. "Hi, I'm Uzumaki D. Naruto the future Pirate King." His statement shocked Kid "So you're a pirate, where's your crew and jolly roger." he asked for the basics of pirates the blond simply said "Don't have 'em yet I just started today." Kid just sighed "Well might as well show you around 'till you get a new boat." He said noticing the splinters "Yeah, thanks"

(Off the coast)

"Captain Killer we are approaching an island." Said a pirates with white hair and a zombie-like appearance "…" was all that was heard from the captain in strange headgear and blond hair sticking out the back. "Head towards it I'm feeling like a slaughter." Killer stated as the ship turned toward the island.

(Tanzaku village: restaurant)

"What's up with the stares did you prank them or something?" the oblivious blond asked as he held the girl whose name he learned was Trisha. "No, you wouldn't understand what I had to go through."Kid said "Try me." Was the captain's reply, after hearing Kid's tale Naruto was crying what he called 'manly tears'. "That is so touching you sacrificed your own reputation for kids, alright you're joining my crew." The blond said leaving no room for argument, while Kid sat there mouth agape "You can't be serious, I mean I wanna be a pirate but not under someone unless I absolutely have to and besides these brats need someone to watch over them." He motioned to Trisha "Come on and join already besides my brother you're the only other friend I've got." The ocean-eyed boy said.

After the word 'friend' Kid felt like going besides his surrogate brothers and sisters that got off the island he had no one, Trisha was the only one to talk to him while everyone else glared hatefully at him. "Well…"

Before Kid could answer the pirate alarm went off "What's that?" Naruto asked but when he turned around Eustass was gone.

(Outside)

Kid was running through every alley making sure any and all orphans were safe when he coincidentally came across the kid he helped earlier that day in the way of the group of pirates when one noticed them he went in for the kill when a metal hand got in his way. "Metal Golem Hand: Right" Kid yelled as his right hand was engulfed in metal creating a hand shape.

"A fruit user interesting." Killer said the zombie-like man then blew a fireball at Kid which he blocked with his Golem hand. Kid was shocked to see the metal melt at the fire's touch "You should leave now while you're still alive" Killer said, he then was in front of Kid with hook blades that dug into Kid's face a little before he backed off "You had your chance" Killer stated Kid then yelled "I barely even had time to move asshole." While blood dripped over his eye Killer stared and then ducked when a crescent-shaped attack flew through the air and impacted his crew except for the zombie.

"If I'm your friend you should let me help you out at least Kid." Naruto said as his arm was smoking 'Another fruit user? What's his power?' Killer thought as he saw the boys cape lined with stars? (Think how Blackbeard's powers seep into his coat). "I'll take out headgear, you get the zombie." Kid nodded while he reformed his metal hand.

(Kid vs. Zombie)

After finishing his hand Kid went for a slam but the Zombie moved pretty fast and dodged it Kid smirked in annoyance "You're pretty good." He said begrudgingly as the Zombie opened his mouth to shoot fire. Not wanting a repeat of last time Kid jumped out of the way and repelled the Golem fist to try and hit the Zombie but, a quick fire stream stopped the attack. Because of the fire though the Zombie didn't see Kid by him and got clocked in the face for it and sent into a wall making it crumble.

Kid laughed at his misfortune until he in turn got flame kicked in the side and was pretty sure he had a broken rib from it and a 2nd degree burn 'Ngghh he's strong, stronger than me by a little but with a good enough opening…' Kid thought as he saw metal beams from the broken wall and raised one up. The Zombie looked down on the pale teen "Any last words." He asked "Yeah actually, HEADS UP!" Kid said and moved his hand the Zombie was then met with a metal beam against his head knocking him out. "Don't mess with me you douche bag." Kid then fell over from exertion.

(Naruto vs. Killer)

"Before your death tell me your name." Killer said to his fellow blond "Uzumaki D. Naruto." Was all that was said before they clashed "Peculiar you're holding my blade back with your forearm. How?" "I'm using my powers to make a thin barrier around it so it won't cut me." Naruto replied to Killer's question as they broke off. Killer than saw energy gather in Naruto's forearm area "Spatial Rend" the same crescent then raced toward Killer who looked up to see Naruto and got kneed to the face. In the process though he got a shallow cut on Naruto's chest area creating mild pain for the boy.

Naruto then used his time powers to speed himself up a delivered about 20 punches to Killer before getting cut in the legs almost making him collapse. "You're quite skilled would you consider joining my crew?" Killer questioned the bleeding blond "Not on your life." Was his answer "*sigh* such potential wasted." Killer then rushed in to finish him off when Naruto sprang up a latched onto Killer creating a barrier around his forehead he delivered a head butt that left Killer's ears ringing. He was so disoriented he didn't see Naruto come in with his arm charged again "Spatial Rend X" he sliced his arm in an x-shape over his chest rocketing them at Killer who took the brunt and fell over and if his mask was off you'd see his eyes rolled into the back of his head symbolizing he was knocked out. Killer's crew then took their captain and the 1st mate back to their ship cursing Naruto and Kid's name.

(The next day)

"Gee mister thanks for the dinghy now I can get to the next island." Naruto beamed at the boat seller "Well it's all thanks to you and Kid that we're safe I wish we weren't so mean-spirited to him. After hearing his tale, it turns out we're the bad ones." "Don't worry about it you were just misinformed… by the person you shunned." Naruto deadpanned at the end earning a sweat drop from the man.

(Minutes before departure)

"I'm the captain and I say we're leaving now!" Naruto said he wanted to see the next island already. "Hey, just shut up we may never come back here again. As crappy as it was it was home." Kid said sighing as he walked toward his captain in their dinghy he was surprised to see the townsfolk there. "What the hell do you want? Wanna get your licks in before I go?" Kid asked until he saw them all bow and ask for forgiveness. Kid accepted then the orphans showed up with Trisha "Good-bye Kiddy we'll miss you." The kids then handed Kid a badly drawn picture of him "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME!" his yell scaring the kids but, he took it anyway and muttered a 'thanks' as he and his captain took off.

(Somewhere)

"So where are we going?" Kid asked "To that island over there." The blond captain said Kid raised an eyebrow "Why?" he asked "Because I don't have a map, and I'm hungry we can't just keep catching fish to eat we need real food." Naruto said as they neared the island they noticed it looked like a mound of spaghetti with a fork shaped rock formation protruding out of the mound, they also noticed a sign that read 'Welcome to Lean-Cuisine Island!'

AN: Aww finally finished took forever to write this so you better enjoy it also for my Chronicle crossover there'll be a poll to see if Naruto should be like Andrew or Matt so make sure you vote

Naruto's crew

Captain: Naruto Uzumaki

1st Mate: Eustass Kid

Cook: next chapter