DYAC 3
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Danny: Hey sis can you come pick me and Tucker up and drop us off at Sam's. We're out by the peir.
Jazz: Can't you just fly over.
Danny: Seriously Jazz what if the phone is tapped by the GIW?
Jazz: Fine I'll be over, I'm pumping ass give me a minute.
Danny: WUUUUUTTT?
Jazz: FTW, I meant pumping Gas!
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Danny: Did you eat all the Cocoa Crappies when you were over here last night?
Tucker: I might eat Nasty Burger but not Crappies.
Danny: Crispies dammit.
Danny: Just answer the question.
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Maddie: Will you turn of the crotch pot when you get home.
Danny: We have a CROTCH pot? WTF?
Maddie: Crock pot. Watch your language.
Danny: It's just acronyms.-_-'
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Danny: What do you want to eat tonight?
Sam: I'm thinking Taliban.
Danny: Or you know we could eat Italian.
Sam: You're an ass.
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Danny: Where are you? Your mom won't let us in the door for our movie marathon night.
Sam: I went to the skulk and lurk. I had to get some buttsex.
Sam: FUCK! I meant balls.
Sam: BALLSTOYOU!
Sam: Cooks.
Sam: S!
Sam: I sweaty I'm gunneries to KILLBILL my phone.
Danny: Take your time.
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Tucker: I got a new pussy.
Danny: Do you think your chances of scoring would be better as a girl.
Danny: I didn't know you got a sex change anything you want to tell me.
Tucker: Shut up, I meant pussy.
Tucker: PUPPY GODDAMIT!
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Jack: I need your help son I'm getting fisted down here.
Danny: Um…. Good luck you're on your own.
Jack: Seriously come down here.
Jack: Frustrated. Not fisted.
Danny: Well because that makes it all better.
Danny: I'm actually in school right now you know.
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Tucker: I'm hungry, what do you have at your house.
Danny: Seamen.
Tucker: Dude. I have that too.
Danny: FTW! Ramen.
Tucker: Ok I'm coming over.
Danny: You would have come over it was just seamen.
Tucker: Shut up you duck.
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Sam: What you doing.
Danny: Busy right now.
Sam: Ok… doing what.
Danny: Busy right now.
Sam: Cake.
Danny: Busy right now.
Sam: I want you.
Danny: Ok, where are you?
Sam: You ass!
Danny: Sorry, I just got done, I really sent that just seconds before your text popped up.
(that wasn't really a DYAC just a funny-ish text)
Danny: That race sucked. Remind me again why you dragged me to it?
Jazz: I thought you could outlast me little brother.
Jazz: At least you got a constipation prize.
Danny: I'll be taking my leave now.
Jazz: Consolation.
Jazz: Danny?
Jazz: Danny?
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Dash: Dad I think I need a new mistress.
Dash: Matress.
Dash's Dad: We can get both.
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Paulina: Our new hoes were just shipped in. We can go pick them up now.
Star: Eww. Gross. I don't need a hoe.
Paulina: Not even a man hoe?
Star: Well…
Paulina: Now that that's settle I meant shoes.
Star: ok.
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*Facebook*
Phantom: Check it out.
Sam: Sweet!
Tucker: Is that a picture of Danny's pants?
Phantom: Yup, I am officially in Danny's pants.
Danny: He's wearing them I swear.
Sam: Are you sure.
Danny: Yes.
Dash: Why is Phantom is Fenturd's pants.
Danny: This just got a whole lot more akward.
Phantom: You're all just jealous!
Sam: Yes Danny P. Very jealous.
Dash: Of course.
Danny: Now don't get any ideas I don't want anyone else in my pants.
Phantom: Just me?
Danny: Yes!
Tucker: ROTFLMFAO.
Tucker: I went to get a snack and this is what I come back to?
Sam: Didn't know you two were like that.
Danny: Shut up that didn't come out right.
Dash: I'm gonna leave now.
Danny: That's probably best.
Danny: Tell Jazz to get the ghost catcher.
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Tucker: I had baby black kids for supper. I'm in heaven now.
Danny: You racist cannibal.
Tucker: Shut up I just caught that.
Danny: Did they taste like chicken.
Tucker: I meant baby back ribs.
Danny: Suuurre you did.
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Danny: Speed of lightning roar of thunder UNDERDOG!
Tucker: Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound….
Danny: Spider-man, spider-man does whatever a spider can.
Tucker: dun nun nuh na na na na na na dun nun nuh na na na na na BREAT MILK!
Danny: ROTFLMFAO!
Tucker: I meant BATMAN you ass.
Danny: I think this means I win.
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Tucker: I hate my cock, it glows all night long and keeps me up and it runs of batteries so it won't turn of when I unplug it.
Sam: TMI!
Tucker: Clock… not cock… that was a fail.
Sam: I'll say.
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Maddie: Jack, would you pick up some monkey tray chesse.
Maddie: Monkey tit
Maddie: Mountie
Maddie: This phone is possessed, lets make sure to run it through the ghost catcher when we find it.
Maddie: Monterey cheese.
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Tucker: God, Lancer is boneing me to death.
Danny: Dude, I just hope that's supposed to be boring.
Tucker: Shut up.
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Tucker: Come on dude, the movie starts in ten minutes.
Danny: I can't find clean panda
Tucker: Dude, you don't need a panda!
Danny: Pants.
Tucker: Phantom has them remember.
Danny: Shut up.
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Tucker: I have to buy a new black penis because mine broke on me.
Tucker: PENIS!
Tucker: P E N S!
Danny: I was wondering, I have some black pens you could borrow.
Tucker: Thanks.
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Danny: I've been wanting to see that move all week.
Sam: We should go then, go get Tucker.
Danny: Sorry Skulker just showed up outside. Brb.
Sam: Don't get trousers elf killed.
Sam: Yourself.
Sam: I'll meet you at Tucker's.
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Danny: What you doing Tuck?
Tucker: Drinking cock. I jizzed all over.
Danny: TMI
Tucker: Coke, and fizzed.
Tucker: I think I'll go die now.
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Thanks once again for reading these.
I think they're a little weak, but enjoy.
Reveiws.
MM Phantom: Sorry the review wasn't so quick.
ForeverHalfa: Aw, you died?
Codiak: Lol. A little graphic at times but defiantly funny.
VampireFrootloopsRule: LOL. Try not to blow your cover as much then. Lol. Gandalf the Gray from Lord of the Rings. Look it up.
ThePurpleSuperCow: Hey look I didn't call you miss nemesis face. And I shall. And you'll enjoy it. Muwah ha ha ha!
Hellbreaker: LOL. I was thinking about adding the ghosts and others. I played around a little with some of the other characters in this chapter. But IDK about adding the ghosts just yet. Plus I wouldn't know who Lancer would txt.
Seantriana: LOL. I'm confused.
D for Danielle: Yup. It's Tuckers. :D
WeeserGurl88: Glad you enjoyed it so much.
Little Ontario: Glad you liked it. Here's chapter three.
WiltedLily: LOL. I think a lot of people enjoyed that one. And the exploding cock too.
CON-SAN OUT!