Hey people, I know I owe you the next chapter of Naruto's perfect life, but this popped into my mind as I was re-reading The Last Olympian, and it won't stop popping back in as I try to write. So, here it is… Disclaimer: I don't own PJ or TLOZ.

"Talking"

"SCREAMING/SHOUTING"

"Oracle speaking"

"Animals talking"

It was a beautiful day in Ordon, the birds sang, the sun shined, and the Hero of Twilight was…

"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!"

…In a lot of trouble. We find our courageous hero hiding in his basement, knowing all too well the danger that is after him. His faithful steed, Epona, had hurt her front-right leg after a goat hit her (Link reassumed his old job in Ordon) and now, his childhood friend was after his head, something that not even his triforce of courage allowed him to stand up to.

'Oh please Farore, Nayru, Din, help me out…'

A strong light shone behind him, and for a second he thought his prayers were heard, until…

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO EPONA!"

"Wait…Ilia, I can explain…"

"I DON'T CARE THE REASONS, YOU GOT EPONA HURT AGAIN, AND UNLESS IT WAS DOING SOMETHING ACTUALLY WORTHWHILE YOU AIN'T GETTING OFF SO EASILY!"

'Ok, plan B' He dug out a bundle of cloth from his pouch, and ran off to the stairs, climbed up, ran out, with Ilia on his heels, and as soon as he was outside, he touched the crystal-like object in the cloth, and transformed into his beastly form. He had already shown the Ordonians of this power, so Ilia wasn't even fazed. 'Just keep running…Just keep running'

He was soon caught sadly, and after a tongue lashing and a whimper of defeat, he went back home. Bo, the village's mayor, approached the odd lupine

"Hey Link! How's it going?" The now not-so-angry Ilia passed by "Oh… Anyway, Do you remember what day is it today?"

Link returned to his human form, who's ears were red from the scolding Ilia gave him, and thought for a while…

"hmmm… Sorry Bo, nothing comes to mind…"

"But my boy, how could you forget your own birthday!"

The young man's eyes widened in surprise, his life had been such a mess he had even forgotten about that little detail.

That evening, many of Links friends showed up: All of Ordon, Renado and his daughter, Barnes, the goron elders, the Zora Prince Ralis and his bodyguards, Thelma, Giovanny, and even his cat showed up. Now, you would think Link would be overjoyed, and he looked like it, but he was actually in deep sorrow, wondering who his mother was. His mood was raised a little when Princess Zelda arrived, and the presents were given: Several new clothes from the Ordonians, a clay statuette from Renado, a HUGE bomb bag by Barnes, a shimmering rock from the gorons, an improved zora tunic by the Zora's, a coupon for free all-you-can eat from Thelma, and about a thousand rupees from Giovanny. It was now Zelda's turn, and she had a smirk on her face.

"My gift to you, Link, is not a material one like the others, I offer you to transport you to your mother. I would love for you to see both your parents, but your father's spirit passed on after he taught you the great spin slash, and I know for sure that your mother lives. Will you take this offer?" He didn't have to answer, his eyes said everything.

"yes, but after the party,ok?"

"No problem"

The party was great, and now Link stood next to Zelda with all of the guests watching. Zelda raised her hand, and soon enough a portal was opened.

"Good luck Link, I hope your mother is as kind as you are"

After everyone else had given their blessings, Link jumped in.

Percy's POV

The pain in my arm was unbearable, and if I didn't do anything Dr. Thorn was going to take the demigods we came for. To make things worse I couldn't contact Grover. Soon we were standing on a cliff with the ocean beneath it. I thought jumping into it would be a good idea, but the other two demigods next to me wouldn't survive. Thalia, Grover and Annabeth showed up, and before they could engage, a hunting horn was heard. Thalia instantly tensed.

"Oh no…not them…"

Before I could ask, a flock of several silvery arrows soared over me and into Dr. Thorn (now revealed to be a manticore)

"NO! DIRECT INTERVENTION, THAT'S AGAINST THE DIVINE LAWS!" yelled the now injured beast

"The hunting of wild beasts is within my sphere, and you are a wild beast." It was a little girl who said that, no older than the rest, standing next to one of about 15 years with a silver circlet around her head.

"Permission to kill, m'lady" The one with the circlet said

"Granted, Zoe."

The one now identified as Zoe prepared to shoot, when a scream ripped the air, and a young man of about her age was falling.

"DIN-DAMNIT ZELDAAAAA!"

General POV

"DIN-DAMNIT ZELDAAAAA!" Was all the young hero could scream as he fell. He hit the ground with a loud thud, and when he got up, he saw a weird looking monster holding a girl with a silver circlet on her head by her neck.

"Anyone moves and she dies"

Link, being the guy he's always been, drew his bow and charged up a light arrow, another gift from Zelda, along with giving him the Master Sword just in case.

"HEY, UGLY!" when the monster turned around, he let loose his arrow. It exploded in a sacred light, paralyzing the monster long enough for Link to stab it with the Master Sword. "That's no way to treat a lady"

Percy, his friends and the hunters all waited for the monster to turn to dust, but instead it just turned completely black and exploded, leaving nothing behind. Percy saw the girl that said something about a sphere shocked.

"It's essence" she was clearly in a state of shock "It's been destroyed!"

Everyone who knew what happens with monsters, the die and return to Tartarus cycle, were now shocked as well.

"But…but how?" said Zoe between coughs. Link offered his hand to her, which she swatted away "I don't need your help, filthy man"

"If this is how you say 'thank you for saving me', I'd hate to see what you say to those who hurt you…"

The young lady who was obviously the leader stepped up to him.

"What's your name, stranger, and why are you here?"

He explained who he was, and then said he was supposed to be warped to where his mom was.

"But it must have failed though…" the young man looked down, and didn't notice the women having stiffened up at that.

"Well, Link, I, Artemis, goddess of hunt, thank you for saving my lieutenant."

"You're a goddess!" Link quickly threw himself to his knees "Please forgive me, I didn't know…"

"It's all right."

Time-skip, to the part were Apollo appears.

Link had been explained about the greek gods and demigods, since he seemed to think Artemis was someone named Farore, and everyone figured that he must have been a demigod to for having seen and killed the manticore. He had explained the hunters and the demigods about the master sword and its ability to destroy evil. When Apollo appeared, and had an odd conversation with his sister, he stared at Link.

"There's something weird about you, something familiar…" He saw his sister was sweating bullets, and was fidgeting nervously. "Oh…my…gods…" No one understood what had Apollo so shocked, until he said "YOU HAD A CHILD!"

Artemis was now a trembling mess, and then she broke out in tears.

"Y-yes…It was an accident…but…Link is my son…"

To say everyone in the area was shocked was probably the understatement of the year, but none, not even the hunters, were as shocked as Link.

"M-mom?" his voice was broken, his lower lip trembling, he did the one thing he thought smart: He touched the shadow crystal, morphed into a wolf (once again shocking everyone) and sped off

"Did he just…turn into a wolf?" Said Apollo as soon as he recovered from shock.

"I believe he did, lord Apollo." Zoe wasn't as shocked as the rest, she was angry at the boy that seemed to be her mistress's son. "Worry not, my lady, we shall kill the mangy mutt for thou…"

Artemis then got up, anger visible in her eyes

"You will NOT lay a hand on my son…" Zoe would've protested, but the look Artemis gave her stopped her. "I must go look for him…"

"No need… he's up there" Thalia pointed to the top of a nearby hill, in which a wolf was howling a melancholic tune that made everyone shudder.

"He sounds so…sad" Zoe was actually shivering because of the tune "my lady, I would advise letting him think, it must be quite a shock"

"Yes… that's a good idea…"

Link's POV

I couldn't believe it, the woman that I had been looking for, the one I always wanted to meet, had had me by accident. I kept howling my feelings into the air, tears flowing through my face. I was a bastard child, unwanted, left to fend for myself… I didn't know what to think, so I just kept howling until my lungs ran out of air.

"Link?"

I turned my currently lupine head to see Zoe, looking kind of sad. I returned to my human self to communicate better.

"My lady wishes to know if you would like to join us for dinner"

I swallowed the knot in my throat and nodded, before asking:

"What happened to the ancient speech?"

"I only use it in presence of other hunters and the daughter of Zeus, for I know it infuriates her"

With a chuckle from myself and a giggle from her, we went to her camp. Once we were at dinner, I kept myself from exploding in front of the people that respected my mother.

"Link" She sounded depressed, I think "Has your life been well?"

"Oh, so now it interests you?" gasps were heard all around "I'm fine, I just had to go through several trap-filled dungeons, risking my life, hanging on the edge of death several times, faced the king of evil, after the fight I was left in a coma for a month, and when I woke up, my legs wouldn't work, and didn't for a full week, to then see a very dear friend leave never to return, and what do all those things have in common with my childhood? I wished I had a parent with me to encourage me to go on, instead all I had was an annoying little imp to scold me everytime a dungeon boss hit me, or if I made a small mistake in a puzzle, and to hurt me even more when I was bedridden after a battle, other than that, just peachy."

Artemis had tears in her eyes, and the hunters were all shocked someone would disrespect his own mother, and their goddess.

"My son…I…"

Whatever she was going to say, I didn't let her say. I stood up, said thanks for the meal, and left. I opened the portal back to Hyrule like I was taught to by the Princess, and I could see Zelda still in Ordon with the rest, and they got worried when they saw my face. I tried to cross, but there was a wall keeping me from doing it.

"what the…Zelda why can't I cross over?"

"I don't know, the spell said it would allow you to return but…" Her triforce piece glowed brightly. "…For some reason it's allowing exit, but no entry, is there anything you want?"

I thought about it for a second, I had my item pouch, my items… That's it! I took out the horse call. I knew it was best for me go to this Camp Half-blood, and apparently it wasn't nearby…

"There's a place I want to check out, and once over there I will call Epona over, then with some luck I will find my way home."

Before I could close the gate, Ilia piped in.

"Did you find your mother?" I answered with my eyes, giving them the look I gave when I was seriously pissed, so she backed off.

"I will tell you guys later" and with that I broke the connection.

Zoe's POV

I can't believe he disrespected his own mother, even less taking the fact she's a goddess, but he did have a reason to do so. He must feel like Lady Artemis didn't want him, but even so he could've just said so instead of… Ok no he couldn't, not if what he told us is true. Up till now, I had never seen lady Artemis crying, she had asked Apollo to take me and the other hunters to that dreadful camp, saying she had to kill a certain monster to keep the general from winning. So as we were on Lord Apollo's sun chariot, now a bus, I sat next to the angered Link to ask him a few questions, and as soon as they saw me, everyone, even the sun god, stopped talking.

"You said you had a title back in your homeland, what is it?" I kinda expected him to say 'the moon warrior' or something among those lines, instead…

"I am the Hero of the Twilight, and direct descendant of the Hero of Time."

He had explained the Hero of Time thing at dinner, before Lady Artemis asked him about his life and he left.

"Who was your father?"

"I never saw him in the flesh, but his spirit materialized often in the shape of a golden wolf, which always turned into a skeletal warrior, and he taught me many great skills to defeat my opponents…"

We spent the trip like that, both of us sharing each other's life, until I heard one of my underlings say:

"Lady Zoe opened her heart…to a boy?"

As soon as I realized that I thanked Link for the talk and went to sit next to the newest huntress, Bianca di Angelo. I felt heat rise to my cheeks when I noticed that Link was staring at me, another kind of heat when I realized what it meant, and after mentally scolding myself for such distasteful behavior, I felt a strange cold rush down my spine, and I felt dizzy for a minute, luckily no one noticed, or so I thought…

Link's POV

It was nice talking to Zoe, I can't remember the last time I opened myself up so much, usually all I do for communication were nods and grunts. I kept my eyes on Zoe as she went to seat next to Bianca, and I noticed something was wrong, the flush on her cheeks wasn't what worried me, it was the sudden shiver and the obvious signs of dizziness that worried me. I knew those symptoms all too well: she might have some internal damage from when that freak was choking her, and judging by how long it took her to recover, it was bad.

'Uh-oh… if I'm right, and I hope I'm not, she is going to end up bedridden, or dead, if someone doesn't treat her…then again it could be just motion sickness…' Zoe started coughing badly before she passed out '…Or not'

I hurried to her side, frantically looking for something in my bag…there!

"Open her mouth!" I was holding one thing that helped me plenty of times: a bottle of red potion.

"Why should we listen to a man?" The hunters really didn't seem to like men…

"Because I know these symptoms, If we don't do something quick she could get worse" She thought about it for a while, before reaching down and opening the huntress's mouth. "Thank you…now drink up Zoe!"

I poured some of the potion into her mouth, but she kept spitting it out, so I only had one choice, one that would most likely get me neutered. I poured the potion into my mouth and pressed my lips to hers, forcing the liquid down her throat, luckily I finished before one of the hunters grabbed me and threw to the back of the flying machine.

"WHAT WERE THOU THINKING!" she was pissed off, so I decided to use an unbeatable argument

"I WAS THINKING ABOUT SAVING HER LIFE!"

We would have been arguing for longer, if Zoe hadn't stirred. We were already at the camp, I think, since there were odd looking cabins. One of the hunters told Zoe what I had to do to save her… and she just flushed bright red, and then proceeded to punch me square in the jaw.

"That was for doing that…"

"As I said, if this is how you express gratitude, I don't want to see you express actual hate…"

Time-skip, after the capture the flag game, General POV.

The game was over, the campers won when Link stopped the hunters with some very well placed shots, proving his heritage. He saw Percy and Thalia about to fight, but stopped when they saw a mummy looking thing moving towards them. If Link hadn't known better, he would've thought he was seeing a ReDead. It opened its mouth, releasing some weird green mist.

"Six shall go west to the goddess in chains

One shall be hurt in the land without rain

The bane of Olympus shows the trail

Campers and Hunters combined prevail

The titan's curse must one withstand

And one shall perish by a parents hand

Unless the one with the blade of evils bane

Destroys the poison in his beloved dame."

Everyone stared as the mummy just sat down like nothing had happened, the mist retracting into it. Link was the first to talk

"I have encountered several disturbing things, but this takes the cake, who is my beloved?"

Clarisse stood up, anxious to mess with the new guy

"And how do you know it's you, lover boy?"

Link simply drew his sword, ignoring Clarisse to make her angrier.

"This blade" He showed it to the campers and hunters alike " is known as the Blade of Evils Bane, if anyone with an evil heart touches it, it will be killed, or just hurt if it's really strong."

Chiron trotted up to the now very serious campers and hunters.

"Well, I believe a quest is in order. Zoe, the Oracle spoke to you, so you will lead the quest, who will you take with you?"

"My hunters and that satyr, Grover, and maybe the daughter of Zeus to."

The Stoll brothers got up, holding a box each.

"Hey wait up, girls, we got something for you." They pulled out a couple of T-Shirts with something about an Artemis hunting trip on it. " We thought you girls would like these, we found them in the gift shop"

Zoe gave the shirts to a couple of the hunters that were going with her, seeing as they were heavy collectors, only to later find out that they had been poisoned, and the two hunters were forced to be left behind. The next morning, the group that now consisted on two hunters, a satyr and a demigod left in the camp van, unknowing of two figures following them. One was Percy, following them with Blackjack, and the other was Link, on Epona, since he knew his wolf form would cause way too much panic.

Link caught up to them that night, angering the other huntress, but not Zoe; instead, she seemed happy to see him.

"So…What brings you here Link?"

"I just followed you to save my mom. I thought for a while and figured she must have had a hard time leaving me with a soon-to-be-dead father. And besides, did you forget that I was supposed to come?"

"You got me there…"

The hunter, which turned out to be Bianca, was surprised to see her superior giving up on an argument. The next morning, they packed up their stuff and prepared to leave. Link discovered two things that night: one, he was the only one who couldn't get past the portal to Hyrule, since he could send Epona back, and two, the red potion hadn't completely healed Zoe, so soon enough she was unable to walk since her windpipes were slightly damaged, though healing slowly. Link the turned into his wolf form.

"Hey Grover, put Zoe on my back." The satyr instantly panicked, knowing what would happen when she heard the idea "I'm a wolf right now, if you don't count as a man for being half-goat, I don't either"

It was a solid argument, so when she told Zoe about riding on Link and told her what he said, she accepted, knowing that her state would slow everyone down. They kept on their trail, with Zoe riding happily on the wolf's back

OK, that's it for now, don't worry,im going to finish the next chapter for Narutos perfect life soon. Until then, R&R.