I wrote this for a theater project. I hope people like it.

Clean

He had always been a fan of clean

Neat, tidy organized

Everything had its place

That's why he wouldn't let spiders spin cobwebs on his candelabras

Or dust gather on his sheet music

Or his antique organ

Or his favorite music box

And especially not his Christine mannequin- That's much too valuable

That's why he used his Punjab Lasso

No blood

No broken bones

Suffocation did a clean job

Nothing to tidy

Nothing to fix

Nothing to mop up

Or sew back on

And he could always count on those dim-witted managers to take care of the bodies

Then he would have more time to work on his music

Oh, he love his Punjab lasso

It's the most sanitary way to murder, you know