So, when I get bored, this is what I do... *needs a life*

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It was a normal day in Britannia, all of the students were doing their average day routine. Millie, Rivalz and Shirley were sitting in the student council room. Nina was busy...doing what Nina normally does... (hint hint), Suzaku was at the military base and Lelouch... well... you'll find out.

"I think repainting the lockers would be pointless because it'd just get messed up again." Millie said strictly.
"Yeah but they really-" Rivalz tried to say, but was interrupted by Lelouch roughly swinging open the door.
"WORMS HAVE OF PROTEIN!" Lelouch yelled.
"What?" Shirley said, in a confused mannor.
"SOME POISONOUS OCTOPI CAN STAY OUT OF WATER FOR AS LONG AS 30 MINUTES!" Lelouch screamed once more.
"Lelouch, what are you talking about?" Rivalz asked.
"YOU HAVE A BIG NOSE!" Lelouch yelled.
"WHAT!" Everyone else screamed in anger. Lelouch then kicked Rivalz in the nads and yelled, "DELICIOUS CRAB MEAT!"
"Whaa..." Rivalz said in pain.
"TU CASA ES AQUI!" Lelouch yelled. Then Lelouch took out a doughnut and ran down to the military base. He threw the doughnut in Suzaku's eye and he died. Then Lelouch retrieved his doughnut, although, it wasn't very attractive, but he still took it and ran back to school

He threw the exact same doughnut at Nina and screamed, "YOU CAN NEVER HURT TABLE-KUN EVER AGAIN!" He then licked a manatee and kicked exactly five squirrels in the groin. He then saved a walrus from having a heart attack by making it exercise twice a day.
Lelouch knew what he had to do, beat Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling match. It would be no easy task, but it had to be done. He smelled several cherries, ate blended rock salt and tried to lift up a building. He trained for several minutes (Millie, Shirley and Rivalz were still so confused).

Finally, the hour came, it had to be done with precision, swiftly, with complete magic. It had to take a miricle. Lelouch was there, ready... until... CARPEL TUNNEL! Lelouch had to do it. Lelouch had to be careful, he was wrestling with a carpel tunnel, and the arm he was battling was where Chuck Norris' chin should have been. (They say, underneath Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin... only another fist.) It was tough, but in the end, Lelouch won.

The lockers were never painted...