Okay well, a while ago I got a request from KTrevo for some Daddy!Bats fluff. I gotta admit, this one was seriously hard to come up with and it took me about a month to come up with this. Hope you like it!

Gotham 1:23 am

The night was dark, and a cold wind brushed the faces of the present company. Batman and Robin. The two faceless vigilantes stood on the top of Wayne Enterprises, tallest building in all of Gotham. The streets were almost empty at this time of morning, except for a few troublemakers and hookers. When it wasn't so crime infested and dirty, Gotham was actually a beautiful place. Twinkling lights, cool night breeze, and the people that lived in it. Despite all of the flaws, there was hope for Gotham, no matter what anyone said. "I could get used to this..." Robin said thoughtfully, fully engulfed in the beauty of the run-down town.

"Too bad you never will. Just got an alert from the Commissioner that Penguin just escaped from Gotham." Batman grunted.

As much as he liked the view, Batman would never have the same love for this place. It was the darkness that nipped at his soul, that no matter how much his inner happiness wanted to shine through, this cold place would extinguish the light. Just because he worked to make it a better area, he only did it for the well-being of future generations; such as Robin's. Batman was only a way that Bruce could vent out his anger but never actually serving his own sanity.

Upon entering the abandoned warehouse, Robin wrapped his cape around him so that he could blend in with the surrounding area. It looked as if the warehouse hadn't been used for years. The windows all had grimy sheets over them and broken glass. Wherever there was wood it was splintering and rotten. Piles of who knows what trashed the corners of each room, and the only light came from their flashlights. The Dynamic Duo soon reached one door in the very back of the structure, made of sound-proof steel except where a small beam of light flooded out of the bottom. Robin crouched down and placed a small bat-shaped device on the floor just under the door and clicked his comm link to listen in.

"I'm telling you Pengy, the Bat is gonna find us sooner or later. I say we get the heck outta this dump before he drags our butts straight back to Arkham."

"Oh be quiet! As soon as we get the loot we'll be taking a one-way train straight to Star City." Penguin's irritating voice rambled.

"Whatever boss. What are we after anyway?"

"A rare parrot that's docking as a guest at Gotham Academy. I hear its worth about $400,000 and counting. Sure would be a shame to keep that locked up... especially when it could join my collection."

Robin and Batman shared a knowing glance with each other; it was pretty typical for Penguin to be going after something so insignificant. It was part of what made him so unique, someone you would only find in Gotham. "Come on men! Its time to snatch that winged beauty!"

Robin and Batman quickly melted into the shadows just as Penguin burst through the huge door. He wore the same attire as always; top hat, trench coat, cheesy eye glass and umbrella, plus an old fashioned pipe dangling from his lips. The black smoke curled disgustingly out of it, causing many of his goons to cough noisily on the way out. "Quiet you fools! If record shows right, the Bats is probably anticipating where we are at this very moment. One slight mess up, and he might catch us just as fast as we got out."

They continued on their journey through the house, completely aware that Batman and Robin already knew where they were and was, and in fact, in the same room. Penguin went into the main room, and the two vigilantes decided to stay back a couple rooms ago just to make sure that they couldn't sense their presence. Penguin may be a bit of a crazy, but he isn't stupid.

He's actually smarter than they gave him credit for. The whole scene that they had just witnessed was a show. They knew they were there. They knew they were being watched. And everything that had just happened was a lie. Star City and the hyacinth macaw had nothing to do with Penguin's plan.

And they had just drifted right into his hands, and also out of ear-shot.

"Now I don't want any signs that we were ever here, burn the place to the ground! Make sure they never make it out alive!"

And the goons began to torch the remnants of the warehouse.

So in case anyone got a little confused, Penguin knew that they were there the whole time. He was able to anticipate that Batman and Robin were in there the whole entire time because we all know that Bats tends to go with the same game plan a lot... sneak in, find out the plan, follow them out, catch them. SO... Penguin thought," Hey, he's probably in there! Lets burn down the building!" So I hope you guys keep checking in because I've got some great ideas of where to go with this story. Please review! If you have any suggestions for the story PM me, okay?

EDIT: I just edited this chapter after discovering very many plot holes in it. So no, Star City and the bird are no longer a part of this story because I realized that this would be very boring had they been included. Well, I guess you'll just have to see how it comes in later though... Review?