AN: Hello everyone, welcome to my newest fanfic! Now, first of all, it should be clarified that the original idea behind this fanfic belongs to the awesome writer HorcruxesandHallows, who was kind enough to allow me to make a OP version of her HP parody. Seriously, if you're into Harry Potter, you should really go read her fanfic, it's called "Dear Writers of Fanfiction" (you can find it in my favorites or just search it) and it's fantastic! Really recommendable!

Back on topic, let's go on with this. This will be a series of short (or perhaps not so short later on) letters, parodies about the world of fanfiction from the OP characters. As the summary says, suggestions are always welcomed. Not only welcomed, but would be amazing if you make them, it would really help me out. :)

Oh, and the number of letters this will contain had not been decided yet. But there will be plenty to go around. Now, let's get this short started!

And of course, OP doesn't belong to me. Sadly. :(

Dear Authors,

I don't want to settle down and start a family.

I don't want to have children.

I don't want to marry a pretty girl that magically shows up on our ship.

And I definitely don't have a long-lost sister.

Sincerely, Roronoa Zoro.