Hey everyone! That's right, another story idea! I got this idea from my Temptation story. People liked the Musi conversations so much that I decided to make a separate story on them. However, this will not just feature my wrestling Musi, it'll also feature my Ed Edd n Eddy Musi. (Yes, I have them too.) So if you don't like both, just pay attention to the ones you like. :)

Before we begin, here's my Musi:

My Impact Wrestling Musi

Sting Muse- The muse in charge, one I trust the most.

Kazarian Muse- My most favorite muse, flirts with me and a close friend.

AJ Styles Muse- Second favorite muse and hangs around my mom a lot. (She likes him)

Eric Young Muse- Funniest muse, but is sometimes confusing.

James Storm Muse- Second funniest muse, but causes trouble at times.

Robert Roode Muse- Have a like/hate friendship with this one.

Christopher Daniels Muse- One of the annoying musi; always catches me and Kaz muse together.

Kurt Angle Muse- Trouble maker, always gets yelled at.

Jeff Hardy Muse- The artistic one, helps me the most on story ideas.

Mickie James Muse- Friendliest muse, cheers me up when I'm down.

Velvet Sky Muse- Cool muse, but always gets into fights with the other musi.

Madison Rayne Muse- The most annoying muse. Most of the time, she whines.

My Ed Edd n Eddy Musi

Ed Muse

Edd Muse

Eddy Muse

Kevin Muse

Rolf Muse

Nazz Muse

Jonny 2x4 Muse

Jimmy Muse

Sarah Muse

Lee Kanker Muse

Marie Kanker Muse

May Kanker Muse

Okay, on with the randomness!

Chapter 1

There I was, sitting at my computer. My mom was out at work and I was home alone; well, not completely. My musi were with me. However, they weren't much good to me right now.

I stared at my word document, beginning the progress on the next chapter for PCUW. But I was having a hard time thinking of what should happen. Why is it so hard to write an in-ring segment?

Then, there was a knock at my door.

Me: Come in!

The door opens and in walks my Sting Muse.

Sting Muse: Still on your computer, huh?

Me: Yep. I think I have writer's block again.

Sting Muse: Maybe read a little bit of other wrestling fan fics or watch past Impact episodes. They always give you inspiration.

Me: Thanks, Sting.

Sting walks out of the room while I open up a story and read. As I begin, I hear the bathroom shower turn off. Only one muse was using the shower.

A few moments later, my door slowly opens. In walks my Kazarian Muse; his hair wet and wearing nothing but a towel around his waist. He comes up behind me and wraps his arms around me, putting his mouth near my ear.

Kazarian Muse: *whispering* Hey.

I closed my eyes and moaned silently at the feel of his breath in my ear.

Me: Hey smexy.

He began to move his hand through my hair.

Me: Kaz, stop it.

He did not stop. I was able to stand up and he grabbed a hold of me.

Kazarian Muse: You know how much I like it when you call me smexy.

I moved my hands down his body, loving the feel of it. I was about to take the towel off from his waist when I heard yelling in the living room. We stopped and I rolled my eyes.

Me: *groan* Not again!

I walk out of my bedroom. As I head into the living room, I see my Kurt Angle and Eddy Musi fighting.

Kurt Muse: I get the remote!

Eddy Muse: You've had it all day! It's my turn!

The two begin to push each other.

Me: Stop it, you two!

Kurt Muse / Eddy Muse: *point at each other* He started it!

I snatch the remote from both of them and turn the TV off.

Me: No more TV for you two today! Go mess with the neighbor's dog or something.

Kurt Muse / Eddy Muse: Okay!

They run out through the back door. It's now quiet in the house again, that is until I hear crashing sounds in the kitchen. I run into the kitchen and see my Ed Muse throwing things out of the cupboards.

Me: ED!

Ed Muse: Hi Sarah!

Me: What are you doing? If you're looking for gravy, I don't have any.

Ed Muse: No. I'm looking for peanut butter, but I can't find it.

Me: *sigh* It's in the fridge.

Instantly, Ed opens up the fridge, takes out the jar of peanut butter, and noisily eats it.

Me: I am not cleaning this up.

Just then, I hear yelling outside. Kurt and Eddy run into the house, their clothes torn up. Eddy slams the door shut.

Kurt Muse: That dog is crazy!

Me: What did you do?

Eddy Muse: Kurt kept hitting the dog with a stick.

Kurt Muse: I was trying to play fetch with it!

Eddy Muse: *sigh* It's cold outside. I think I'll have some hot chocolate.

With the hot chocolate mix being in a cupboard up high and Eddy being short, he had trouble reaching it. He kept jumping to try and reach it.

Eddy Muse: I can't reach it!

At that moment, my James Storm Muse walks into the kitchen. He sees Eddy struggling.

James Muse: Having trouble getting the chocolate, little guy?

Eddy Muse: I'M NOT LITTLE!

James chuckles as he sets his beer bottle down on the counter. He then grabs Eddy and lifts him up to the high cupboard where the box of hot chocolate mix is. Eddy grabs the box and James gently sets him back down.

James Muse: There you go!

Eddy Muse: Uh… thanks James.

James walks out as Eddy grabs a coffee cup, opens up a package, and pours the mix into the cup. He grabs a pot and puts hot water in it. He is about to pour it into the cup as Edd Muse runs into the room and stops him.

Edd Muse: No Eddy. You need to boil the water first.

Eddy Muse: *scoffs* I knew that!

Velvet Sky Muse: You did not.

Eddy Muse: Quiet, Velvet!

Edd gently puts the pot on the stove and turns it on.

Edd Muse: Now wait until the water is boiling.

Me: Well guys, you have fun in here. I'm going to go back into my room.

I leave the kitchen and head back into my bedroom. I open the door and see Kazarian sitting on my bed, now dressed.

Me: Whatcha doin'?

Kazarian Muse: Nothing…

We smile at each other. Then suddenly… BANG! An explosion sound is heard from the kitchen followed by all the Musi screaming. Both Kaz and I run out and get into the kitchen, where all the Musi except Eric Young, who looks burnt, are hiding either under or behind something. Plus, there is a huge hole in the ceiling above the stove.

Me: WHAT HAPPENED?

Kevin Muse: That dork Eric did something to make the stove explode!

Me: Eric, what did you do?

Eric Muse: The flame on the stove looked like it was losing fire, so I used a match and then it went POOF!

Madison Muse: MY HAIR ALMOST GOT BURNT OFF!

Mickie Muse: *snickers* That would be funny if that happened.

Madison Muse: *glares at Mickie*

Me: *sigh, face palms* My mom is going to kill me!

You see what I deal with when my mom isn't home? Anyway, hope you liked the first chapter! More randomness to come!