Crazy Dares PoM Style

Me: Hello! And welcome to my very first dares fic! Let's meet the characters elligible for daring!

Skipper: Dear GOD.

Kowalski: We've done this before... And hated it. :(

Rico: Uh-huh!

Private: I'm nervous...

Marlene: Why did I agree to this... :(

Julien: WORSHIP ME!

Maurice: Um, sir, here they can tell you what to do.

Mort: I like the feet!

Dr. Blowhole: Pen-gyoo-ins WILL PAY!

Me: Now, unlike other dares fics, I will also dare you guys! :D For this chapter, I'll go two times, and after this I'll only do it once after the other dares are done in each chapter.

Maurice: The penguins may wanna leave... oh and the dolphin and otter, too.

Skipper: Why?

Maurice: Well... She likes Skilene, Kovate, and I hear she's considering trying out Blowski.

Me: :D

Everyone else: -_-'

Me: First, I dare Marlene to make out with Skipper for ten minutes straight!

Marlene and Skipper: WHAT!

Maurice: I tried to warn you...

Julien: Enough! We will get to smoochy-smooch now!

Marlene: Let's get this over with...

Skipper: Y-yeah...

*Skipper and Marlene lean in, and begin a make-out session, and when the timer goes off they are still kissing*

Me: Uh... Guys?

Dr. Blowhole: *snaps photo* Ha, I'm selling this on the internet!

Me: YOU GUYS CAN QUIT NOW.

*Skipper and Marlene pull away, blushing*

Me: Okay, now... Oh! Private, I dare you to tell the truth: How do you feel when Kowalski starts pining over Doris?

Julien: Why is this the question you ask him?

Maurice: Remember? She likes Kovate.

Me: Private? *smirks*

Private: *sweating profusely* I would rather not say...

Kowalski: Why not? Look, if it annoys you, I can stop for awhile or-

Private: Shut UP, you JERK!

Everyone: 0.0

Me: Okay, that's all! Remember to post a dare! Oh and no M rated ones. Other than that anything goes!