Criminal Minds- Spiked pt 1.

Hotch walked into the BAU expecting to find everyone working diligently, and to have a nice quiet day of paper work. It seemed fate had a different plan for this day. When he stepped out of the elevator, there was chaos.

The first thing he noticed was that Kevin Lynch was dressed like a sumo wrestler, and was wrestling a ninja. Upon further study, he saw that the ninja was Anderson.

Before he could yell at them too stop and go back to work, he heard a loud shout of "Bam" coming from Rossi's office. All of a sudden, the door busted open and Rossi was holding a tray. "I have made the most delicious cupcakes. And now I will add a little kick to them." He says, picking up some sprinkles. Without warning he shouts again. "Bam!" And then he goes into his office again.

"What is going on here?" Hotch asks, completely confused.

He walks up the stairs to the round table room, to find Morgan and Reid sitting at the table, making out as if their lives depended on it, JJ playing video games in the corner and screaming at the Game boy. Behind her, he saw Garcia coloring JJ's hair pink with a pink highlighter.

"What is going on here? You two stop it immediately, don't you know what Strauss will do if she sees you like this?" Hotch shouts to Morgan and Reid.

"Take it easy man! President Strauss legalized Gay relationships, and gay marriage in this building." Says a very naked Emily Prentiss, before she runs away screaming freedom.

Before Hotch could recover from what he just witnessed, he heard presidential music come on and Strauss walk over to the banister. "Shh! President Strauss is going to make another announcement." JJ says.

"Attention BAU members, I farted!" She shouts, and everyone cheers. Hotch was left horrified as Strauss walked back into her office and closed the door.

Hotch decided that he had seen enough and walked back to his office. Something had obviously happened. He had to figure out what had caused his very serious team to go bananas. Just then he thought of something. Everyone drinks out of the same coffee pot. So he called the lab to take a sample of the coffee pot and tried to work with all the distractions.

As he was working, the first distraction came in the form of Kevin and Anderson as they appeared in front of his door. "You are no match for my skills you tub of lard." Anderson says to Kevin with a fake Japanese accent.

"Bring it on you Naruto reject!" Kevin shouts back, fake Japanese accent just as bad. And then they rolled away in a cloud of smoke.

The next distraction came in the form of Emily running past his door, still naked, and Rossi chasing after her. "But Emily, you have to try my apple turnovers. BAM!"

The next one was Morgan chasing after a very distraught looking Reid who was walking away from him. "Baby, please, I didn't mean to look at Emily! I love you so much baby. You gotta know that!"

Reid turns towards him and starts sobbing. "Do you?"

"Yes baby, let me show you." And with that, Morgan's lips were on Reid's again and they were making out as they backed away back to the round table room.

The next one was Garcia Chasing after Morgan and Reid, trying to color Reid's hair with a purple highlighter, and the final one was Strauss making another announcement. "Everyone! I have a very special announcement! My feet hurt!" She says, walking back into her office again.

Just then, Hotch gets a call. "What?" He asks, annoyed.

"Agent Hotchner, we got the test results back from the lab. There seems to be an unknown substance in the coffee, but we can prove that it isn't serious, and it should wear off tonight." The lab tech says.

"Thank you." Hotch says, relieved. He then gets up, and tells everyone to go home and get some rest. They were all out of there in 5 seconds.

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The next day, everyone looked hung over. "What happened yesterday?" JJ asked, holding her head. Talking hurt.

"All I know is that I woke up naked next to Morgan, with purple hair." Reid says, sunglasses on to block out the light coming from the window.

"Yeah, Kevin was wearing one of those Sumo wrestler fat suits and I had highlighter all over my hands." Garcia says.

"Why was I dressed like a Ninja? And why do I hurt all over? Anderson asks.

"Strange, Kevin hurt too." Garcia says.

"I don't even remember what happened." Emily says, laying her head down on her desk.

"Me neither." adds Morgan.

Hotch was in his office, smiling, they may all feel sick now, but he was happy to have his team back to normal. He didn't know who spiked their coffee, but he decided it wasn't a threat, and continued to go on with his day. But he did have some nice blackmail on Strauss now. In the form of a video tape.

TBC… I'm gonna add another few chapters to this because me and my crazy cousin just came up with more. Tell me how you like chapter 1. I know, they're all OC, but it fit this time. XD