Okay first fan-fic for icarly I usually write for general hospital. But I have fallen in love with all of these stories on here. Rated M for mentions of lemon and actual lemon. Let me know what you think.

FPOV

Samantha Puckett. Samantha Fucking Puckett, the blonde headed demon. There isn't anything more to say than her name. I am absolutely in love with that girl. I have been for the last two years ever since we shared our first kiss, and she was the first girl I ever slept with, for the last six months I cant remember ever falling asleep after a night of rough, mind blowing sex with out her. Yeah that's right I am having sex with Samantha Fucking Puckett.

As I get up for school I have to remind my self to check my neck for bite marks and hickeys, that demon left one once and my mom about had a heart attack. But my mom has really chilled out, and let me actually have some space and freedom. Checking my neck and letting out a sigh I decided that I don't have to cover anything today, but I'm not so sure that she would be getting off that easily. Heading out of my room I grab my back pack and walk out into the hall.

"Freddie what's up man?"

"Hey Spencer, Carly ready yet?"

"She should be down in a second woke up a little late."

"What are you working on?"

"It's a giant fire extinguisher made of little fire extinguishers. No way can this catch on fire."

"Careful about that Spencer a lot of your stuff just catches on fire. Freddie are you ready?" Carly says walking down the stairs."Waiting on you Carls."

"See ya later Spence." They say together as they walk out the door the second it closes they hear Spencer yelling FIRE.

"How does he manage to do that every time?"

"I have no idea Carly most of the stuff that catches fire shouldn't catch fire."

~~FlashBack~~

"Damn it…yeah…fuck baby…fuck." Sam moaned as Freddie slammed into her yet again.

"God baby you feel so good." He grunted through his teeth.

"Oh fuck baby I'm so close."

"Let it go baby. Let go." No sooner than he said it he felt Sam clench around his dick and felt her legs start to shake.

"OF FUCK BABY…FUCK." Her back arced off the bed and her eyes rolled back. She felt Freddie release inside her once she started coming down.

"AH fuck baby, damn." he pulled out and laid next to her. "That was the best one yet."

"Yeah, I'd have to agree on that one."

SPOV

Fredward Benson. Freddie Fucking Benson. The nerd, the nub, the geek. He was my first kiss, my first sexual partner. Yes I Samantha Puckett am having sex with the one person I have picked on and hated for years, but for some strange reason I cant help but love ever inch of that man. Every night I fall asleep covered in sweat and struggling to catch my breath as he tries to catch his. We are in no ways dating or together but to be honest I'm not seeing anyone else and he sure as hell isn't seeing anyone but me.

This morning when I woke up after I snuck out of his apartment I headed home even though I could of showered at Carly's but that would have been the fourth time that week. Once I got out of my shower I noticed the huge bite mark on my shoulder and I wanted to punch the nub in the face but at the same time I just cant bring my self to do it. As I run out of the house I grab my back pack and my pearphone. Getting to school is pretty easy since I live ten minutes away, where as Freddie and Carly are about twenty. There usually there first but I seem to have beet them here today. Lucky me.

"Hey Sam. Why are you here early?"

"Waiting on you and the nub. Where is the nub?"

"He went to the AV room something about a cord he needs for the show. I'm not really sure."

"Boring. So my mom is outta town again with a new boyfriend."

"The blackjack dealer?"

"No this one is a waiter, but anyways I was hoping I could crash."

"That's fine but don't leave your half eaten tamale in my bed again."

"I make no promises Carls."

"Carly, Sam."

"Nub."

"Hey Freddie. Alright I'm off to class. Sam be nice to him and you two don't be late for math."

"Your no fun Carls. We all know I sleep in there."

"Freddie make sure she stays awake." Carly hollered as she walked down the hall.

"Yeah Puckett stay awake and pay attention."

"Or what?"

"Or I just might have to with hold things from you." He said with a smirk.

"You wouldn't dare."

"Wanna bet." He walked off toward there class room. "You coming?"

"Not anytime soon." He laughed as she caught up.

GPOV

Classes drug on, she had managed to stay awake during math since Freddie couldn't keep his hand off her leg. The electric charge had kept her up and thinking about all the things that she could do with him. But science class, was her nap time and that's what she did. They all had English together and Carly kept her up my poking her with a pen. But chemistry was boring they all had individual seats and they were all in a row,

"Don't fall asleep Princess."

"Like I could with you behind me."

"I didn't hear you complaining last night."

"Cuz you were moaning to loud… :)"

"No I think you were just screaming to loud. Hows the bite mark anyway?"

"Covered under three layers of foundation, I told you to put them where they can be covered."

"Again didn't hear you complaining last night baby."

"Whatever."

"Benson, Puckett. Are you texting?"

"Nope just making sure that Sam doesn't fall asleep today."

"Puckett?"

"That's all it was."

"Phones away not telling to again. Pay attention if I have to tell you again detention for a week.

"Yes mam."

Freddie had felt his phone vibrate again and saw Sam on it. "Thanks now I cant nap."

"Don't worry babe, you'll be sleeping like a baby later when I'm done with ya."

"Yeah right, once we get started we never stop."

"Haha."

School had let out for the day and they were getting ready to leave Sam shoved her back pack in her locker since she never did home work anyway she didn't want it for the weekend.

"Hey nub I want a piggy back ride."

"No Sam."

"Nub, do it."

"Last time I did it you ate ham on me."

"Mama don't have no ham today you'll be fine."

"Fine come on." Freddie turned around and she hopped on. Grabbing her by her knees she got comfortable and but her face near his neck.

"Sam walking wont kill you." Carly Said.

"I only got one nap today Carls mama is tired." Sam said laying her head down on his shoulder.

"Freddie I don't know why you let her do this. People are going to think you two are dating."

"She's not heavy and besides this is exercise for me, and besides if I didn't carry her like this people would think she was going soft."

"Mama's not soft now less takie more walkie." Sam said loudly but whispered in Freddie's ear. "You think this is exercise wait until later." followed by a bite to the neck.

SPOV

A girl could get used to this. Being carried back to Bushwell not having to walk, yes I am a lazy person. Probably the most laziest person you will ever have the opportunity to meet, but Freddie carries me effortlessly. Hell he does this two-three times a week and never complains, I have his back pack on my back so he can hold me easier. He would never admit it but he likes to carry me home, the way his hands grip my knees while he moves his thumb back and forth. Funny thing is that Carly never notices that or when I kiss him on his neck, but then again she doesn't notice much these days. I mean she' noticed the hickeys and bite marks but never puts two and two together.

I don't really know how one cant see that if were not around each other we are consistently texting each other. The only thing that has really stayed the same is the way we fight about everything, even more so now that we crossed a line.

"Sam I am not going to carry you up the stairs."

"Lame, make mama do all the hard work." I slide off and hand him his backpack.

"Hard work, Sam I just walked 20 minutes with you on my back. I am hot and sweaty thanks to you."

"Well thank you, but you also kept me up in school all day." I complain as we head up.

"Sorry for caring about your education." Freddie mumbled.

"Man you two fight like your married, what gives?" Carly rolled her eyes and laughed.

"She should just appreciate what people do for her."

"Can it Nub. Don't make mama mad."

"When is "Mama" not mad, your always mad."

"Whatever Fredderly. Carly I want some ham, and some bacon."

"Your gonna have to wait till Spencer gets home, you ate it all yesterday."

"Chiz you two need to keep up on the ham."

"Sam its not Carlys responsibility to keep you all stocked on ham."

"Shut it Nub no one asked you."

"Yeah, yeah. I'll meet up with you all later I'm gonna start my homework."

"And there goes the dork."

Sam and Carly had walked in to the Shay apartment, and Sam immediately flopped on the couch. While Carly went to the kitchen.

"Sam you thirsty?"

"When am I not?"

"Good point, so I have to run over to Gibby's for about an hour or so to work on our history project. Can you stay out of trouble?"

"Oh yeah, I can finally catch up on my nap."

"Alright, just gonna grab my stuff and I'll be out. Don't hurt Freddie if he comes over ok?"

"Yeah yeah, hes just a stupid nub." Sam mumbled as she reached for her phone.

"Hey princess, come over if you can get away."

"Carly's going to Gibby's over in ten."

"Sounds like a plan."