A/N: So, this is my first story EVER! I wanted to start with something easy, so I made a 20 ways to annoy Cutler Beckett fic. I am going to make a story afterwards, if I get the time. I DON'T OWN POTC!
1. Colour is wig neon pink and play nyan cat in the background
2. Let in hundreds of kittens in his room and when he comes in you shout: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Even if its not and tell him the name of all the kittens.
3. Invite your best friends to a big food fight in the dining room while listening to "Can can".
4. Take on his clothes and wig, and while he's commanding others you're copying behind his back. If he turns around you turn the other way while whistling as if nothing is wrong.
5. Poke him several times and say 'bother' at each poke. Stop for 5 seconds if he says your name.
6. Wake him up in the morning by singing 'Good morning' by Singing in the rain.
7. Wear exactly what captainJack Sparrow wears and sing 'The Jack Sparrow song'
8. Tell him that he's twin brother's visiting and show him a leprechaun.
9. Dance with the leprechaun singing: 'Cotton eyed Joe" by Rednex. DANCE AROUND HIM!
10. 'Accidentally' throw a bucket with meat sauce at him and when he is going to change, set some
huge dogs at him and take it on film.
11. Play some golf and when you see him on the balcony shout: FORD! And hit him with the golf ball.
Point your finger in the air and yell: I REGRET NOTHING! Then turn around and run.
12. Pretend to have hurt your leg, but actually you just want to let him hold you so you can steal his
gun.
13. Since you now have the gun, get some coke and mentos. Get the mentos in the coke, get in a safe
distance and when you see Beckett near the bottle of coke, SHOOT IT!
14. Grab he's leg and follow him everywhere until you make him buy a puppy and white foal.
15. When he's at a meeting, take he's ship and get to the angle of he's window. When he sees you with
his ship, shout to him: BECKY! WE'RE GOING TO CANDYLAND, BECKY! WANNA COME?
Wave at him like a completely idiot.
16. Join them on the ship and pretend to fall over and drown. He will probably rescue you and you'll
tease him that he loves you.
17. Get some kind of switching bodies thingy from Tia Dalma and switch bodies with Becky (best to do
it with some distance between you, but not too much! That'll ruin the fun). Then you go around the
castle and command others to do your duties and some wishes.
18. While he's having the meeting with Governor Swan at POTC 3, you leave by some loud speakers in the room and lock the doors. When you know they're safe inside, play the Nyan cat song.
19. Meditate on his desk, if he tries to speak with you, ignore him. When he finally tries to touch you,
take his arm and pull him backwards like a ninja.
20. Take his ship (again). He pretty had enough and follows you with another ship. When he stops to
get over to you, you pop out in sight from the other ship you shout to him: Come to get me, aye, you
shorty man? Look what I got. (Show him a jar of dirt, inside the dirt there's his wig) ~I've got a jar
of di-irt x3 And guess what's inside it?~