A/N: completely random but it popped into my head and I had to spit it out. I like how it turned out though and I think it's kinda cute so hopefully you'll enjoy!
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Katie

"Blaine, I changed my mind."

"What? Why?"

"This is mortifying and kinda stupid which will make it even more mortifying if we get caught."

"There is no way this is more mortifying than buying condoms and lube so I'll happily do this and let you go wait in the car if you get the next round of supplies."

"Shhh, Blaine, keep your voice down."

"And this is not stupid."

"Blaine, this is the definition of stupid."

"It was your idea."

"No! No, no way, Blaine Warbler. This was not my idea. This was your idea. I mentioned, very timidly I might add, that it'd be nice to have a pair of your boxers to wear to bed. You were the one who decided that since neither of us actually owned any boxers that we should go out and buy some, wear them and then trade before I head off to New York. I still can't believe I let you talk me into this."

"Why are you so weirded out by this?"

"Because, Blaine, you don't go underwear shopping with your boyfriend unless you're relationship has reached that point where you're comfortable with each other in that way and that is information that other people really don't need to know about."

"Awww, my baby penguin. Come on KK, no one's paying any attention to us. Now which ones should I get for you."

"You're supposed to pick what you like so they feel authentically yours…..even though there is nothing authentic about this."

"Oh hush. You're ruining the experience. This is supposed to be a fun memory that we can think of when we're away from each other and put them on at night. Oooh, Kurt, look. These ones have little hearts on them. I'm so getting these and then you can wear them and think about how much I looooooove you."

"Oh dear lord. You are completely bonkers and those are horrendously unfashionable."

"Well you just said that it's up to me and besides, you're just going to wear them to bed so no one's going to see them."

"Yes, yes, yes, I'm well aware of the predicament I've gotten myself into. Oh, I kinda like these ones. Whadda think?"

"I could see you in those. You'd actually look really cute in those. You could be my little sailor."

"I'm starting to hate you now."

"I might just make you keep those."

"Yup, I hate you."

"Ooooooh, Kurt, Dalton coloured ones. I'm getting these too. Now you can have a pair that'll be goofy me and a pair that'll be dapper Warbler me."

"All I can say is that it's a good thing I met dapper Warbler you first or this may have never gone anywhere."

"You're disdain amuses me."

"Well that's probably a good thing."

"Ok, well are we done or did you want to get another pair."

"No, I think I'll stick with my light blue, pin-striped ones and then you can have inappropriate thoughts about sailors while you lie in bed with nothing but your right hand."

"Well shit KK."

"Did Mr. Dapper just swear?"

"In my defense, I thought you were still in baby penguin mode."

"I'm not a machine, Blaine. There is no switch."

"I know. It kinda seems that way sometimes."

"Well that's just because you're really good at making me feel comfortable again."

"You know, you might need to get a few pairs of those because I have quite the imagination."

"No! Too far! Stop talking!"

"And I'm pretty good with my right hand"

"We are no longer on speaking terms."

"I love you."

"I love you too….unfortunately."