Okay so this fic might seem totally OOC, but idkk. It could happen. I'd die if it did…
Blair padded into Chuck's office quietly, trying not to disturb Chuck. He was entranced by his computer screen so much that Blair wanted to laugh. When he least expected it, she threw herself onto his computer chair on top of him and wrapped her legs around his waist.
"Well hello gorgeous." She smiled and kissed him. Their kisses started to heat up and Blair traced her hand down his back and pulled at his belt. His hand abruptly grabbed her hand and placed it on his chest.
"Later. Not here." Blair frowned.
"Oh you don't like that anymore." She whispered, kissing his neck. Chuck pushed her off of him.
"Seriously." She scoffed and crossed her arms. He laughed.
"What's so funny?" She hissed. He smiled.
"You are all flustered. I love to watch you squirm." He leaned into her, but she pushed him back into the chair. He laughed again, making her angrier. She stood up and sighed. His hand wrapped around her wrist and pulled her onto his lap.
"I have an idea." He said, clicking onto his bookmarks. Blair looked at him.
"Does it involve a public takedown?" She murmured. He smirked.
"Not quite. But it does entail for a lot of people watching." Blair smiled.
"When I was younger, Bart never took me anywhere. Sure I went on the occasional business trip, but he never took me anywhere. So I want to take our girls somewhere. Somewhere magical." Blair grinned.
"The Caribbean? Fiji? Hawaii?" Blair babbled. Chuck shook his head.
"It's arguably the most magical place on earth." Blair closed her eyes.
"Paris." Blair whispered. Chuck rolled his eyes.
"Blair we brought the girls there as soon as they could fly in a plane. For crying out loud Scarlett babbles in French. That wouldn't be much of a surprise, would it?" Blair cocked her head.
"Then where is it?" She said impatiently. Chuck grinned and clicked the link.
"Disney World." Blair looked at the screen and her eyes grew big. Her head shot back to him.
"You can't be serious Bass." He nodded. Blair laughed.
"Disney World. Home of middle-class intellectuals who throw their screaming, germy children in strollers in the heat of Florida to see the child molesters who dress up as Pooh Bear and Mickey Mouse." Chuck laughed.
"Come on Blair. The girls love the princesses! We can take them to the castle for that tea party thing. They'd love it!"
"Oh I'm sure they would. The question is, will I stick a knife in my eye by the end of the first day? Seriously Chuck can you see us in Disney World?" Chuck shrugged.
"No. But five years ago could you see us holding hands?"
"But that was different! This is Disney World we are talking about."
"I am completely aware. And I am up for the challenge. The question is, are you?" Blair sighed.
"Can't we take them to see Birmingham Palace? It's the same thing only with a real life Princess!" Blair said enthusiastically. Chuck rolled his eyes.
"Come on Blair. It will be fantastic people watching. And Scar and Beth will love it." Blair sighed and looked at Chuck.
"That is very tempting." She cooed. Chuck smirked. Blair closed her eyes and nodded.
"Fine. But only for a week. That's about as long as you can possibly hold me captive there." Chuck smiled.
"Great. I already bought the tickets, so I'm glad you are on boat with it." Blair looked at him questionably.
"When do we leave?" She asked.
"Next week."
Okay, fluff mania is coming at you. BEWARE! Haha this will be a very humorous fic I already have a lot of ideas! If you are depressed about the current CB situation, then THIS IS THE FIC FOR YOU! Haha I sound like I'm advertising a product or something…
REVIEW! Let me know what moments you want to see in Disney World! It is the most magical place on earth!
XOXO, Becca