Hello! My name is Kumi-chan and I have Mitsunari Ishida staying with me. He's apart of my little posse and well, there are a few ways that I annoy him daily! ONE SHOT STORY

"What's that you are writing?" the curious fox asked. Kumi stuck her tongue out at him and cooed, "Nothing Mitsu-chan, lemme' do the honors and make you some of my precious peach-tea!" Mitsunari gave the dark brown-headed teen-girl a suspicious look and nodded his head just dreaming of the tea.

After thirty minutes of tea sipping, Kumi looked down the halls and sauntered down the halls of her house with caution... in order to avoid Mitsunari.

She sat at her desk and sighed and continued to write her list of Ways To Annoy Mitsu-chan. She wrote:

Offer him Persimmons

Glomp him

Drink Tea infront of him and don't offer him any

Dress him with fox ears and a fake fury tail when he's sleeping

Call him sweet-love

Remind him of the time he called Tadakatsu Honda a meat-head and lost to him in battle

Read Mitsunari/Yukimira yaoi to him as a bed time story

Chase him around saying, "I wanna pet you Mitsu-chan!"

Kumi stopped as she heard her door creek open and in burst Xiao Qiao. She skipped happily over to Kumi's desk and chimed, "Hi Kumi-chan~ What'cha doing?" Kumi gave Xiao a smirk and chimed back, "Oh Nothing, I'm just writing down.. a little list. So go play dollies and tea party with Yuka, okay?" Xiao Qiao pursed her lips and sighed off saying, "Fine..."

Mitsunari then came in and Kumi immediately folded the list and stuffed it in her shirt. He stopped in his tracks at what she had just did. "What are you hiding?" Mitsunari asked with suspicion in the depths of his voice. He reached his hand in her shirt groping what he thought she was hiding. A blush lit up on her face and she screamed, "PERVERT MITSU-CHAN!" Before running off and dropping the paper in the process. Mitsunari blushed sightly for a second before picking up the paper and reading it.

Ways to Annoy Mitsu-chan

Taunt him with cat nip

Draw chibi-pictures of him and hang them all over his room

Ask him to make tea and then insult his tea making skills

Say that he is a sly little fox

Chant to him over and over like Dora does to Swiper the fox: Mitsunari-no swiping! Mitsunari-no swiping!

Every time he walks into a room, have an mp3 player play the song: I'm Bringing Sexy Back

Offer him Persimmons

Glomp him

Drink Tea infront of him and don't offer him any

Dress him with fox ears and a fake fury tail when he's sleeping

Call him sweet-love

Remind him of the time he called Tadakatsu Honda a meat-head and lost to him in battle

Read Mitsunari/Yukimira yaoi to him as a bed time story

Chase him around saying, "I wanna pet you Mitsu-chan!"

Mitsunari glared at the list, balled it up and threw it in the waste basket. "How Annoying!" he yelled in annoyance before smirking and plotting his diabolical plan in his head.

Teehee, how did you like it?

I really do all of this to Mitsu-chan *nods head*