Target 1 – Space Babes and Teen Bosses!

Under the night sky, in this city of lights, 3 individuals stood on the roof of one of the many skyscrapers. 2 of them were men in suits and sunglasses. The other was a feminine figure, standing by the ledge of the building as the suits cornered her.

"We've finally found you," the dark-haired suit frowned. "I wouldn't have imagined that you would run away to this remote area… Though, this is the end of your game of tag."

"Now, do come with us, if you please," the blonde-haired suit requested.

The girl frowned herself, irritated towards her pursuers. She put all her effort into escaping; and there was no way she was going back so easily…

'Target sighted,' he thought to himself, zooming in with his binoculars as he watched from behind the fence on the roof. He was watching a girl; one with onyx-black hair that was as long as a curtain and gentle, doe-like eyes. She was chatting with other girls as they were having P.E. at the moment. 'Katsura Kotonoha,' our stalker called in his mind, 'I'll definitely tell you my feelings!'

Our stalker is Fudo Yuji, 16 years old and a second-year student at Neo Domino High School. His eyes were blue and his hair was spiky and black, with red streaks in his horn-like hair. He wore the formal blue blazer and black pants of the school's dress code with a white shirt and red tie. Yuji wasn't your average teenager. He was born into the Vongola family, son of Fudo Yusei and Izayoi Aki, and was bred to become the next Boss of the Vongola Family; the most powerful mafia family in the world.

"Even if you do confess your feelings, things may not work out the way you want."

"Reborn," Yuji looked up as he lowered his binoculars.

Sitting on top of Yuji's head was an infant with big eyes and black hair with curly sideburns. He wore a black fedora with a thick orange stripe running across the sides of the cone. He has black eyes and wears an all-black suit with black boots and a red long sleeved polo with a blue necktie underneath. He also wore a yellow pacifier around his neck and a green lizard was perched on the brim of his hat.

"Ciaossu," the infant – Reborn – greeted. "Are you prepared for what will come out of confessing, Yuji? Katsura Kotonoha is quiet, studious with near-scores and is extremely shy around boys. I doubt she'll even give you even less than a minute to speak if she runs away."

"Whatever happens will happen," Yuji sighed. "Well, wish me luck." Reborn jumped off his head and Yuji climbed the fence before jumping. Aiming for the tree to land, he looked off the corner of his eye and saw Kotonoha leaving with the others. "SONOVABITCH!" he cried as he didn't look where he was going and crashed into the tree and feel into the bushes.

Kotonoha jumped and looked back, her gaze locking on to the tree and bushes where she heard the noise. "Did you hear something?"

"Not me," one of the girls denied.

"Let's go, Katsura-san!" the other beckoned.

Kotonoha nodded and caught up to her friends, not knowing that Yuji had risen from the bushes and sporting a big red welt on his forehead. "GODDAMMIT!" he roared in frustration.

"That idiot's got a lot to learn," Reborn sighed.

"What are you doing in that bush?"

"Rei," Yuji identified as he looked up to the voice.

It was Hikari Rei, Yuji's neighbor and friend since junior high. He looks like your average Joe, with short brown hair and green eyes and in proper uniform.

Rei asks, "I hope you didn't try that 'charm' by taking a picture of her secretly with your phone."

"Of course not," Yuji denied."I don't believe in that stuff." He showed Rei his cell phone, with a picture file of Kotonoha that he took, "I only took the picture as part of my observations." Rei cocked an eyebrow. "I have issues, I know," he admitted."It's a price I pay for being raised in a mafia environment."

"You don't want to unintentionally frighten her away," Rei nodded in understanding.

"Right, I'm just waiting for the right time," Yuji explained."And I would've done it right if this tree didn't get in my way."

"Right, blame the tree," Rei sighed."Reborn-san, what do you think Yuji-san should do?"

Reborn came down from the tree, wearing a monkey costume. "Yuji needs to man up and confess already so he can move on."

"Yeah, easy for a baby to say," Yuji scoffed as he crossed his legs.

"Why don't you just talk to her?" Rei asked.

"It's not that easy."

"Are you scared?"

"Scared!" Yuji scoffed."No way!"

"You're just nervous and you're worried you might make a fool of yourself," Rei mused.

"...Yeah..."

"Look, she takes cooking class with Mami-san," Rei informed him."How about I ask her for some help?"

Yuji got on his feet and turned away. "I appreciate you looking out for me, Rei, I really do. But I need to do easy stuff like this on my own or else I can't learn anything."

"I just think you're overcomplicating stuff," Rei commented. "However, considering the general reaction towards the mafia, I suppose your fears are valid."

Rei seemed well-informed as he knew about Yuji's mafia background. He wasn't intimidated, though. He wasn't the type to listen to rumors and would rather confront the issue and get accurate information. Yuji may have been born in the mob, but he wasn't raised to be some kind of ruthless gangsters that movies would portray members of a mafia family being. He was just a normal guy with normal issues, like girls and trying to find a way to get close to a girl he likes.

Rei wasn't trying to meddle, but he felt like he needed to help his friend with his problems in the romance department. Besides, he was only going to try and nudge things in the right direction.

What was the harm?

"So, Fudo-kun likes Katsura-san," said a girl wearing the school's female uniform. She had blonde hair in corkscrew pigtails and on her head was a beret. She had amber eyes and she had a bust almost as big as Kotonoha's.

"It appears so, but he's worried that if he does confess he might end up rejected," Rei said. "Mami-san, you seem close to Katsura-san. Can you tell me what she's like?"

"She tries her best at cooking class. Her food is edible despite having a…interesting flavor," Mami smiled pleasantly. "She's also shy around boys."

Considering Kotonoha's appearance, she must've been harassed before and was deeply affected by the treatment so she was nervous around boys. It wasn't androphobia, but she just couldn't get comfortable near boys.

"She does enjoy spending time at the library after school," Mami added.

"Thank you, Mami-san," Rei nodded as he took out his cell phone and sent Yuji a quick message.

"I'm back," Yuji sighed as he returned home. He lived with his parents and sister in a small mansion that was maintained by Yuzuki, the family maid. She was a Persocom with blue hair in two braids and violet eyes.

"Welcome back, Master," Yuzuki bowed happily as she took his bag and made her way to the stairs. "Dinner will be ready soon, so please make yourself comfortable."

"Thank you, Yuzuki," Yuji smiled. Walking into the living room, he found his sisters on the couch.

One had skin that was almost as white as snow, with white hair at mostly chin-length with the addition of long, elbow-length bangs that frame both sides of her face. Her front bangs were rolled over her forehead with a hair curler and she had bright blue eyes. The other was younger, probably 12, and she had long, red hair in a ponytail and blue eyes like the girl next to her. These were Yuki, Yuji's twin sister, and Yumi, their little sister.

"Onii-chan!" Yumi beamed as she jumped into Yuji's arms and kissed his cheek. "Welcome back!"

"Thank you, Yumi," he smiled, "Where are Mom and Dad?"

"Okaa-sama is at work in the hospital," Yuki flatly informed, "and Otto-sama is working on another job in Brazil."

"I see," Yuji nodded. "Well, I'll be in the bath if anyone needs me."

Yuji sat in the tub, looking up at the ceiling as he entertained himself with his hair was down, matted on his shoulders. "I'm gonna have to step up if I'm gonna confess to Katsura," he said to himself. "I mean, I can talk to Yuzuki, Mom, and my sisters just fine… But why is it different with her…?" As Yuji drifted in his thoughts, he looked down to see a light shining from his bath water. "What the…?" And the water seemed to have exploded and splashed everywhere, alarming the young Vongola heir. "What the hell? Did the bath explode?" He then squeezed something soft. "Wait…soft?" He opened his eyes and gawked as he was groping a naked girl with long, pink hair and stretching.

"Mm! Escape successful!" she beamed. She opened her green eyes and looked down to see Yuji holding onto to her breasts, but she was still smiling. "Hmm?"

Yuji couldn't fathom what was going on, his face red and steam blowing out of his ears as he did the only thing he could think of.

"GYAAAAAH!"

"Onii-chan!"

"Onii-sama!"

What's wrong, Master?"

Yumi, Yuki and Yuzuki came running down the hall as Yuji fell into the hall.

"There's some naked chick in the bathroom!" Yuji stammered.

The sisters and Persocom stared at each other before Yuzuki entered the bathroom to look inside.

"Are you alright, Onii-chan?" Yumi asked as she helped him up.

"There is no one else in the bath, Master Yuji," Yuzuki reported.

"What…?" he gawked, "But I saw her!"

"Perhaps you're tired, Onii-sama," Yuki cooed as she took his hand. "Get rest tonight."

Yuji sighed, giving into his sisters and maid. "Alright…"

"That was too strange," Yuji sighed as he walked down the hall to his room while drying his hair with a towel. "I'm sure a saw a girl in the tub. But I've never seen her before…" He opened the door to his room and sighed, "Maybe I'm finally losing it… But…that girl; there was something about her. Something that I can't forget…" He looked up to see the girl, sitting on his bed and Reborn was sitting in her lap.

"Ah, I'm borrowing a towel~" she greeted.

"Hey, Yuji," Reborn greeted, "You sure took your time."

Yuji ignored his tutor and pointed at the girl, "OK who…or what are you?"

She pointed to herself and smiled, "Me?" I'm Lala."

"Lala?"

"Yup, from the planet Deviluke," Lala added.

"So…you're an alien?" he sweat-dropped. This was getting way too odd, even for him. Sure, he was the heir to a mafia empire. But a super-hot babe being an alien? No way.

"Well, that's what an earthling would say," she smiled.

"Lala here is pretty informative," Reborn smiled, "Turns out she's a wiz with technology."

"I don't think that's the point right now, Reborn," Yuji deviated. "Are you really an alien?"

"Oh, you don't believe me?" she asked as she approached Yuji, making him back away.

"As if I'd believe that," he scoffed.

"Then here," she grinned as she started lifting her towel. Yuji's eyes widened and Lala turned to reveal a black tail at the base of her spine, with spade at the tip. "See? Earthlings don't have tails, do they?"

"Looks like she was telling the truth, Yuji," Reborn nodded.

"Y-yeah…" he hesitated as his vision started dropping. 'Wow, nice ass…'

"Oh, and just because I have a tail doesn't mean I'm going to transform when I see a full moon," Lala informed, "OK?"

"O-OK, I get it!" he snapped out of his stupor. "Now hide it, dammit!"

Lala giggled, "Why are you blushing? You're so cute~!"

"Next question," Yuji said as he calmed down. "If you are indeed an alien, how did you get in my bathtub?"

"Oh, that's because I used this," Lala said as she showed Yuji a bracelet on her right wrist. "Ta-da~! This is the "Pyon-Pyon Warp-kun" that I made! Although I can't specify the destination, this can warp a living unit to another destination for a short distance!"

"So, it's a teleporter," Yuji concluded.

"Yes, exactly!" Lala chirped.

"So, why were you naked?" he asked, cocking an eyebrow. Did the bracelet work like how time travel in The Terminator worked? Was it necessary to be naked so there wasn't any interference?

"I'm still working on the bugs. For now it can't transport clothes," she answered.

"So, why did you end up here?" Yuji asked.

"I'm…being chased," she hesitated. This made Yuji frown as he kept his mouth shut to listen for details. "I thought it'd be safe if I came here to Earth, but the pursuers. I was about to be taken away on their ship and if I hadn't warped, I probably would have…"

Pursuers? Was she some kind of fugitive? Given her looks, she must be some kind of royalty. In any case, things may have just gotten serious.

"I'll protect you," Yuji declared.

Lala blinked when she heard him. "Huh?"

"I may not fully understand what's going on, Lala, but I can't stand by as someone is in trouble," he explained. "I swear by my blood and honor that I'll do whatever it takes to keep you safe from these pursuers."

"ARE YOU ALRIGHT, LALA-SAMA?" a little white and blue robot cried as it flew in through the window. It had spiraling eyes, bat wings and a red tie.

"What is that?" Yuji blinked.

"Peke!" Lala beamed as she hugged the robot. "I'm so glad you're OK! You were able to escape too!"

"Yes, it was such an ordeal and I'm very lucky to have made it!" Peke cried. He turned to see Yuji staring at him. "Who's he?"

"The one who lives here," Lala answered. She then realized as she turned to Yuji, "Oh yes, I haven't asked for your name yet."

Yuji blushed and averted her gaze, "It's Yuji… Fudo Yuji."

"And this is Peke," Lala introduced. "He's am "All-Purpose Costume Robot" that I made."

"Ciaossu," Reborn greeted. "And I'm Reborn, Yuji's Home Tutor. I'm also a Hitman."

"Nice to meet you both!" Peke waved.

"What do you mean by Costume Robot?" Yuji asked before she tossed her towel to the side. "Hey! What are doing just stripping like that?"

"I'll leave it to you, Peke," Lala ordered.

"Understood," the little robot saluted before calling out "CHANGE! DRESS FORM!"

In almost an instant, Lala was dressed in a costume that resembled Peke's body, with his head being a big hat and the suit fitting perfectly to her body. She also sported bat wings as they went with her tail perfectly.

"TA~DA~!" Lala chimed.

"That's pretty impressive," Reborn admired. "Instant clothing."

'What an embarrassing outfit,' Yuji sweat-dropped. 'Still, she's got an insane body…' He then blinked, 'Wait…what?'

"Is it too tight, Lala-sama?" Peke asked.

"It's a perfect fit as always, Peke!" Lala accepted. "It's a good thing you're here, since I don't have any clothes."

"So, what's your next move, Lala?" Reborn asked.

"Well…"

Before she could give an answer, the suits from before had dashed into Yuji's room through the window, boxing Lala in and cutting off her escape. Like Lala, they too had spaded tails, but more pointed like arrow heads.

"What the…?" Yuji gawked.

"Goodness, what a troublesome lady," Blonde sighed, "We should've restricted your freedom."

Lala frowned and started growling, "Peke…"

"Y-Yes…?" the robot cringed.

"Didn't I tell you to be careful about being followed?"

"…Yes," he replied.

"You stupid robot," she fumed. "Now everything just went down the drain!"

"Are you prepared?" Brunette asked as they ventured closer, ready to move.

"Lala-sama, why not warp again?" Peke asked.

Lala frowned at her misfortune, "I can't… After I use it once, it takes a whole day to recharge."

"Come on, let's go!" Blonde demanded as he grabbed Lala's arm.

"NO! LET GO OF ME!" Lala cried.

"Daichi no Mai (Dance of Earth)," Yuji called. In a blur of speed, the sound of a gunshot was heard as Blonde recoiled from Lala and held onto his arm that was bleeding. "Shigan (Finger Gun)!" Blonde cried out in pain as he had a hole in his forearm, courtesy of Yuji. He then grabbed Lala and tossed her onto his back as she supported her under her thighs. "Time to go!" Yuji ordered as he jumped out of the window and followed by Reborn.

"Wait!" the suits demanded.

Outside in the darkness, Yuji was actually jumping through the air, as if hopping on some invisible road. Reborn was close behind, also jumping on the air.

"Wow! How are you doing this?" Lala marveled.

"Kaze no Mai (Dance of Wind)," Yuji replied, "Ganbari (Wind Walk)."

"What's that?" she blinked.

"I've never heard of it," Peke frowned.

"The user focuses their ki to their feet and can jump on the air in order to cross great distances," Reborn explained. "It's a technique in one of the four styles of the Bakuon Ryū (Roaring Dragon) that was created by Ryuuguu Katsu."

"Who's that?" Lala asked.

"My great-grandfather," Yuji answered.

"So, why are you helping me?" she asked.

"I told you before," he said, "I'll protect you no matter what."

"That's one of Yuji's weaknesses? He can't resist helping out a woman when she's in danger," Reborn explained.

Lala stared at Yuji, amazed by his courage and determination. She had never met anyone like him and his promise to protect her made her feel safe as she smiled to herself.

Kotonoha was out walking her Husky when she looked up at the rooftops to see people running. She looked confused, "Who are those people...? Are they...running in midair?" she got a better look and saw that one of the runners was Yuji, carrying a girl, and this made her gasp, "Fudo-san...!-?"

Brunette and Blonde caught up to them in the park and Brunette tossed a truck, blocking the path and making Yuji stop in his tracks. "Do not interfere, Earthling," the Devilukian agents threatened.

Reborn looked up to Yuji, "Yuji, show these guys what a future Boss of Vongola can do."

"Right, Reborn," Yuji nodded as he cracked his knuckles. "I think I can handle these two. They're not the only ones here with strength."

"Lala-sama," Blonde addressed, "Please stop trying to run away from home!"

"I don't want to!" Lala denied.

"You heard her!" Yuji supported, "She's not...wait, running away?"

"I'm tired of meeting all those fiancé candidates and whatnot," Lala declared. "I have a life!"

"But Lala-sama... This is your father's will."

"I don't care about what Papa wants!" Lala frowned as she pulled out a cell phone and hit a button. "Transmit!" And a light burst from the phone as a huge, octopus-like machine was summoned. "Go-Go Vacuum-kun!"

"Crap! It's one of Lala-sama's inventions!" the agents panicked.

"Go! Suck'em up!" she ordered as the machine's mouth opened and began sucking everything in with its powerful vacuum, including the men.

"Not bad," Reborn smiled, "A homemade vacuum."

Yuji gulped as he noticed everything else getting sucked in. "That thing's getting stronger… Lala, don't you think you should try and stop it now?"

Lala frowned with frustration, trying to figure out whatever was going on in her head. "What's wrong, Lala-sama?" Peke asked.

"This… How do you stop this?" she asked herself.

Yuji paled, realizing that she didn't know how to stop her own machine. "OH, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"

*KABOOM!*

Yuji sighed as he walked to school, exhausted after last night's "adventure." That girl was such trouble. Who knew she was a princess and a walking disaster all at the same time? Well, he had to go to school, despite any problems at home.

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" she apologized. "I made that one a long time ago and forgot how to use it." Lala then smiled, "But thank you, Yuji. I was so happy you saved me."

"Well, at least she's happy," Yuji sighed, "I guess that counts for something."

"…Good morning, Fudo-san."

Yuji turned and his eyes widened to see Kotonoha before him, dressed in uniform. He never imagined running into her like this. "Katsura…! G-Good morning," he greeted hesitantly. 'Wow, did not expect this.'

She blushed, trying to avert his gaze as she stammered, "…Um, about yesterday…I…"

'Moment of truth,' he thought, 'Might as well do it now and get it out of my system.' He then spoke up, "Katsura!"

"Y-Yes?" she startled.

"Since we're alone now, I might as well say this now before I regret it later," he blushed. His eyes were shut and his fists were clenched as he spoke out, "I like you, and I have been interested in you since the first day I saw you! So…I wanna to know if you'd like to go out sometime!" 'Wow, I actually said it. That was easier than I thought.' However, he opened his eyes and blinked to see Lala standing between him and Kotonoha.

"Oh~ you were thinking about the same thing~" Lala gushed. "That's perfect!"

"What?" Yuji asked flatly.

She then beamed with a strong hug, "THEN LET'S GET MARRIED, YUJI!"

It took him a minute to register what just happened before he let out a "WHAAAT?"

Kotonoha just stood there, confused about what was going on before her and wondering who this strange girl was.

Meanwhile, outside Earth's orbit was space ship, with the two Devilukian agents reporting back to their CO (Commanding Officer).

"…I see," the CO sighed, "So you can't handle her by yourselves… Fine then, I shall descend to Earth next. Goodness, what a troublesome princess…"

To Be Continued…

"Ciaossu," Reborn greeted as he sat in a recliner. "Today is the beginning of "Boss of the Universe's" 411 Corner. We'll start by talking about our male lead; Fudo Yuji. He's a young man who was born into the Vongola Mafia Family and is currently under my teaching in order to become a splendid Boss. He's currently attending Neo Domino High School and has a secret crush on Katsura Kotonoha, if you haven't noticed. Many of you may be wondering about the techniques that Yuji used toward the end, right? Well, they were created and developed by his great-grandfather, Ryuuguu Katsu. But I'll keep the rest to myself for now. If you know too much, I'll have to kill you. Anyway, now Yuji has to deal with a mysterious princess from another planet. I wonder how you'll handle this, Yuji…" The Arcobaleno smiled, "Well, that's all the time we have for the 411. See you next time."

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KAMEN RIDER BUSHIDO: Katekyo Hitman Reborn belongs to Akira Amano and To-LOVE-ru belongs to Kentaro Yabuki and Saki Hasemi. Also, Kotonoha is from School Days. Now, some may ask why I'm doing this and my answer is that I wanted to make my own take on both franchises. Some characters will be replaced by originals, like Yuji for example who's my own creation. If you've read some of my other stories, you'll know that he's part of them as well. So I hope this interests you in some way and keeps you wanting more. Ciaossu!

And here are some voices:

Fudo Yuji – (Jpn) Kenichi Suzumura; (Eng) Johnny Yong Bosch

Lala Satalin Deviluke – (Eng) Alexis Tipton

Reborn – (Eng) Laura Bailey

Katsura Kotonoha – (Eng) Danielle Judovits

Fudo Yuki – (Jpn) Kugimiya Rie (Eng) Tia Ballard

Fudo Yumi – (Jpn) Tanaka Rie (Eng) Monica Rial

Hikari Rei – (Jpn) Minami Shota (Eng) Mona Marshall

Tomoe Mami – (Jpn) Mizuhashi Kaori (Eng) Carrie Keranen