A/N: ME NO OWN VOCALOID OR ANYTHING RELATED

Dear ESD,

I did the worst dare EVER.

Me and my best friend almost KISSED.

Hachune Miku DID SOMETHING.

That was my day. Let's start with the dare:

I went into Len's room.

You may think that's perrrrfectly harmless to go into a weirdo blonde boy's room but its NOT. I got EYERAPED today. So did Kaito, I guess.

So me, Miku, Rin, Neru and Kaito were playing Truth & Dare after practice this afternoon. Neru, being the jackass she is, double dared me and Kaito to go to Len's room. She was smiling rather knowingly and creepily but me and Kaito, who's always oblivious, didn't exactly care. We all thought (at the time) Len's bedroom would probably be filled with weird figurines and stuff.

It WAS filled with figurines. But not the kind of figurines young boys usually liked. It was filled with countless posters as well, but not the kinds you think Len would have up on his wall. And the manga: AGGGHHHHHH.

Len is TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH KAITO.

We all know Len is hot and mysterious and cool, I guess. He has millions of fangirls and some of our household members even have crushes on him. But guess who Len loves? KAITO.

The figurines were kinda hot though.

*Pimpslaps myself* EW NO.

Poor Kaito was all flustered and red. Hello? There's a whole room full of himself. And the doujinshis (well at least the covers)were the worst. I never knew Len was such a pervert.

AND THEN the man of the hour just haad to walk in and see me and Kaito gaping at his very blue room. He was all like:

"I-i-I'm sorry, Kaito-nii!"

And Kaito was:

"L-l-len…don't be u-u-upset!"

And Kaito started crying.

ARGH.

When Kaito cried, Len was all:

"ITS YOUR FAULT MIKUO!"

He chased me for nine blocks non-stop with a giant plushie banana. That perverted bastard.

Kaito actually forgave Len. Then they made out in Len's room for thirty minutes. Neru was laughing so hard, snot came out of her mouth. I never knew robots had snot.

Akaito had a "talk" with me today.

He says we have been kind of distant from each other lately and wanted to get close again. I blushed bright red and he leaned even closer to me.

"What is it, Mikuo?" He said, as he felt my forehead. "Are you sick? Why are you red?"

Our lips were inches apart. He SNIFFED me.

My heart was beating so fast I could just have died there. Suddenly, Akaito turned red as well. He was saying:

"Are you blushing because.." or something like that before..

THEN MEIKO BURSTED IN.

She was drunk again and she just…UGH THAT BASTARD.

I almost got to kiss my best mate and man crush when she just BURSTED IN LIKE THAT. My door broke into a million pieces.

Not being sexist or anything, but how can a woman break a door down with just a punch?

"BEWARRRRRRRRE LEN X KAITOO I SMEELLL IT!" or "KILLLLLLLL THE UNNNICCORNS" I CAN'T REMEMBER BUT MEIKO DID SAY SOMETHING.

She then waddled out of the room and the most amazing thing happened.

Hachune Miku jumped out of the tank, fixed the door in a flash of light, and went back to its usual habitat waving leeks again.

So today, I found out Len and Kaito are gay. I almost kissed a guy. And found out a use for Hachune Miku.

Good or bad?

-Mikuo