Ways of Keeping Warm

These Marines were becoming more and more bothersome to our dear Surgeon of Death. If they thought he was going to allow them to freely search the facilities, they had another thing coming. The more persistent this smoky Vice Admiral became, the less Law was willing to tolerate their company. Trafalgar Law, being the cool and collective man that he was, wasn't about to lose his tempter in front of his uninvited guests. However, that didn't mean he wasn't growing less and less patient with them every passing minute. They either listen to his commands and leave or suffer the dire consequence.

"What's so wrong about a pirate like me staying on an island you disposed of?"

Before Smoker was given a chance to retort, Law shot him another promising line.

"If Strawhat comes here, I'll hunt him down. If that's all you wanted, leave."

They had no room to argue with him any longer. He had promised to handle to the Straw Hats personally if he happened to find them on the island, therefore the Marines no longer had any business being on Punk Hazard. And right when Law felt he had finally won against his tireless opponent, his world was flipped upside down.

Like a cue on a movie set, the Straw Hats came crashing through the entryway of the building. Nami, Chopper, and the abducted children were rushing to escape from their capturers and luckily found an exit. The good news was they were finally free and roaming outside, the bad news was they were now facing a more deadly fate. Chopper and the children were in sheer panic, not knowing where to turn next. Nami, however, screamed in terror due to snowflakes tickling her naked skin.

"Ahhhhh! It so cold!"

The navigator, being oblivious to the situation they had just gotten themselves into, had only one mission and that was to get warm by any means necessary. She grabbed her furry companion in hopes of gathering some warmth from his thick fur. It took her a second to realize why Chopper and the children were freaking out. Looking to her right, she saw a man with a giant sword and long black coat. Getting a good look at his face she remembered him being one of those crazy captains from the auction house on Sabaody. And boy, that guy did not look happy to see them.

"I remember you," said the shivering cat thief. "Are you the reason why these kids are locked up?"

Franky, Chopper, and Sanji were busting out behind them in song and dance. The children sang along to "Frank the Tank", causing everyone to direct their everlasting attention upon them. Everyone, that is, except Nami. She was still freezing cold in her little bikini top and had to fulfill her mission. Her eyes couldn't help but shine as she looked at the surgeon captain. His long coat looked rather warm and comfy. Eyes were traveling up and down the distracted doctor. Licking her cold dry lips, Nami was willing to put all this abduction business to the side, but only for the time being.

"Suuuuupeerrr," yelled the collective group. "Amazing tank! It's the ultimate form!"

The Marine looked dumbfounded by the whole scene. A huge raccoon? Giant Kids? A robot? Where the hell did this group come from?

Sanji was twirling with the severed head in his hands.

"Nami-swaaaan," he cried out. "Did you hear my heart sing out its undying love for you?"

Looking around he noticed he could not locate his dearest navigator.

"Hey Chopper," asked Sanji, still twirling the head. "Where's Nami-swan?"

Chopper looked to his left and then to his right.

"That's weird, she was just holding onto me just a second ago."

There was a dark shadow cast over Trafalgar Law's eyes. He knew exactly where their navigator was and he was quickly losing his cool because of it. He could feel arms wrapped around his chest, legs wrapped around his waist, and a head resting on his back underneath his heavy coat. Sometime during the wild diversion, the orange-haired woman managed to climb up under his coat like a cat into a tree, unnoticed by the dark doctor and the rest of her crew. Law could feel a sweat drop coming down his forehead as she gripped his chest harder underneath his coat. No matter how everyone looked at it, Law was going to be in deep shit due to her stupid actions.

Does this idiot have a death wish? Thought Law, tightly grasping his large katana. What the hell was she thinking?

And this is what Nami was thinking drooling underneath his coat: Warm! So waaaaarm!

Law inched back more and more into the building, looking down at his coat's wide collar as he did so.

"Hey woman," he whisper quietly into his coat, making sure not to be noticed by the confused Straw Hats and Marines. "Get the hell out my coat this instant."

"But it's cold out there." whispered back Nami, she could feel herself falling asleep in this comfortable heat.

Law turned towards the exit and shaking the cat thief out her dreamy daze.

"If you don't do what I say miss, I can guarantee that being cold will be the very least of your troubles."

Nami did not like the sound of that proposal at all.

"Ok, ok, wait a second."

"Where do you think you're going, Trafalgar Law?" asked Smoker, stuffing another cigar into his mouth and lighting it up. "Not trying to worm away, are you?"

While the Straw Hat crew searched around for Nami, Smoker still had his complete attention on the pirate doctor. Law turned himself back, facing Smoker and the rest of the still astonished Marines.

"Don't be foolish, of course not."

"What are you hiding underneath your coat, Trafalgar Law? You wouldn't be hiding one of these Straw Hats, by chance?"

Shit. Thought Nami and Law in unison.

"And here I thought you were done asking stupid question, Vice Admiral...my mistake."

Smoker snarled as a thick cloud of smoke surrounded his face.

"Shut up you little shit! I know you're hiding something!"

Law had to act and act fast. He would just have to teleport her somewhere for the time being. But before Law was even given the chance to use his devil fruit powers he noticed the girl had already disappeared. But that wasn't the only thing that had disappeared.

"Oh my god! What happened to his coat?" yelled a stun Marine solider.

"It just vanished into thin air," yelped another amazed solider. "What the hell is happening on this island?"

Nami, using her invisible technique, was able to escape undetected, giving her the perfect opportunity to steal the coat as well. The warmth of the heavy coat melted her body. Nami was in heaven in this icy hell.

Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too?

"Chopper, Sanji-kun, Franky, children," yelled out Nami as she ran into the building. "Let's go back! There must be another exit!"

Law let out a low growl as he watch that woman run further down the hallway in his prized coat.

That bitch!

"Nami-swaaaaan, I love it when you think of another plan!"

The rest rushed to catch up with her as the Marine made their move to capture the flighty group of pirates.

"Don't let the Straw Hats runaway," yelled Tashigi drawing her sword.

"Great, those guys are away getting themselves into a fine mess," huffed Law lifting up his right hand. "Especially that unforgivable woman."

"Room."

Nami could see a large circle surrounding her as she ran nearer to the stairs.

"Huh? What's this?"

"Scan."

Law could hear a shrilling cry in the distance. It was like music to his ears, way better than that "Frank the Tank" song. He had teleported the warm black coat off Nami and onto himself once again.

"Whoa, Nami-swan!"

"Sanji, don't look," yelled Chopper. "You survived Fisherman Island, but you won't survive this! Look away!"

"I don't care! This is how I want to die! By the beauty of my Nami-swaaaan!"

"Trafalgar Law! I won't forgive you for this," screamed Nami, tightly covering her body.

What's her deal? I just took back what rightfully belong to me. She's lucky I didn't slice off her head while I was at it.

Looking down at his opened coat, he noticed something else was covering his shirt. It was a decorative bikini top.

Guess I went a little overboard, smirked Law, unwrapping the bikini top and stuffing it in his pocket. Didn't realize I picked up a bonus. I bet she'll give me hell next time we cross paths.

Oh and she will…but it will be worth it.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh omg! The latest chapters of One Piece are freaking EPIC! This arc is going to kick so much ASS! OMG! Nami and Law have officially made contact (umm, kinda), so how can I not write a silly little one shot about it? I think I may write more as the arc progresses (I wanna see where things are going before I start dishing out stuff)…but I've got a few ideas up my sleeves ;3

But yeah, this will just be a few Law/Nami one shots, most involving their adventures on Punk Hazard (may have a few random one shots that take place outside of Punk Hazard…we'll see). I don't plan to connect the stories in any certain ways, but hey who knows? Maybe I'll expand on a one shot if I feel intrigued to do so. But yeah, hope some of you had a good laugh over this one shot. Like how I sorda mirrored the Luffy/Hancock coat encounter? Strawhats+Shichibukai+long coats=love! I hope to think of more entertaining ones in the future :x And like you all, I am so excited about the direction of this arc! Totally caught me off guard and I'm loving every minute of it! Thanks for reading everyone! Review if you get the chance, love to hear your feedback :D