a/n: I love these and want to share!

*France*

France laughed as he recalled what the police told him he could and couldn't do or he'd be arrested...again

1. I am not allowed to walk out of my house naked

2. Getting the mail while naked is also forbidden

3. a jog around the neighborhood, while naked, is forbidden

4. stopping at a café in the nude isn't allowed

5.I can only be naked in the shower

6.A rose thong is not clothing

7. are not clothes

8. Roses can be worn with clothes not without

9. Stripping outside is not allowed

10. The excuse "It's too hot out here" is not a good one

11. I can only strip if my clothes are on fire.

12. They should burn for more than 1 second

13. Being singed or slightly scorched does not count as burning

14. Sending erotic pictures of myself as get well cards is now illegal in 54 nations and 3 micro nations

15. And are not allowed

16. Sending pictures of me in sexy poses is forbidden

17. Sending erotic birthday cakes of myself is not allowed

18. I can send regular cakes though

19. Hitting on England is taboo

20. Even if he wants' me

21. Explaining what 'sex is' to Italy is not allowed

22. Using visual images to explain what sex is, is also not allowed

23. Explaining what 'sexual intercourse is' to anyone in general is not allowed

24. I am not allowed to talk about sex

25. Or my sexual encounters

26. To anyone

27. Winking at other nations during the world meeting is forbidden

28. Making kissy faces to other nations is also forbidden

29. Telling Italy sex is reparation for war is forbidden

30. I am not allowed to be on the street past 12am

31. Pretending to be a prostitute is not allowed

32. Going to Netherlands for prostitutes is not allowed

33. I can use sex chat lines

34. However I cannot call myself IfeeluTower

35. I am not allowed to hit on girls at the world meeting

36. Especially not Seychelles

37. Or Hungary

38. Or Ukraine

39. And especially not Wy

40. Hitting on the males is also not allowed

41. Giving other nations fashion advice is forbidden

42. Even if Germany really need is

43. I cannot argue that I have the best hair

44. Talking about Napoleon to any European nation is not allowed

45. Claiming French is the language of love is not allowed

46. Even if it is

47. Asking for condoms is not allowed

48. Especially while at the world meeting

49. Or while visiting another nations

50. Everyone knows I carry my own

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(an: lol I want to try making more of these…I'm so silly~ tilde)