March 29th- Hello everyone! Just had this random idea and so this story was born! I have a few chapters written, I might update about once a week so I can catch up, sorry~ Dammit! I should be focusing on finishing on my other fiction (oAo#)! Oh well~ Aha~ I did so much research on faeries just for this fiction~! Well, now onto the disclaimer and story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia!~

A new house means new adventures, right? Fuck that! Dammit because of Nonno we have to move out from our apartment to his home in the middle of nowhere and leave our friends!

"Vee~ Fratello look! There it is! It's so big!" Feliciano, my idiotic twin brother yelled out. We looked exactly alike except our eye color, the place of our curls and our personalities. He's only two years younger than me and I was just a bit taller.

I looked at Feliciano's side of the car window and I saw the mansion. Yeah we've been here before but that was when we were really little. "Shut up! I've been in this fucking car for an hour and a half with you! I have a fucking headache because of you!" I yelled at him. He shrank under my wrath and made a whimpering 've'. I sighed and sank into my seat. I think I heard the driver sigh a 'Thank god'.

The car stopped and we're parked in the driveway. I get out of the car and get my stuff out of the trunk while Feliciano does the same. We, well Feliciano thanked the driver and payed him. He drove off and muttered about not enough tip for having to listen to Feliciano. I couldn't blame him.

We walked up on the stairs to the doorway. "Dammit... Where.. Are. The damn. Keys?" I asked as I searched my pockets. "Ve, it's in your hands fratello." Feliciano told me. I felt myself heat up. I tried calming myself alittle before I have a rampage outside of the house. I walked up to the door and put the key in. Once in, the door opened and squeaked like a scene from a horror movie. I saw Feliciano shaking and I stepped next to him, not that I cared! I just didn't want to hear him whine all the time, that's all!

He clinged onto my sleeve as we stepped in. "It's cleaner than I thought!" Feliciano yelled. It was pretty clean. There were portraits hanging on the wall and some furniture. It wasn't really empty. It was kind of homey.

"Vee~~ Lets go pick rooms!" Feliciano suggested, suddenly unafraid. I shrugged and went up the stairs. Dropping all of Feliciano's luggage on the ground and bringing mine with me. There were too many damn rooms! After-all I picked the biggest one and settled there. There was a fireplace, a king sized bed, a window view and the wall color was an olive color unlike the flashy colors in the other rooms that Feliciano would've liked.

The door opened and Feliciano's head peeked in. "Ve! This was Nonno's room~ of course fratello would chose the biggest room" he pouted and I scowled which made him giggle "Ve..! I made pasta! Come down to the kitchen~"

"I'm not hungry." I told him.

"Ve! okay! More for me!" Idiota. He ran out of my room. Ah! Damn its cold! I walked over the fireplace and threw some wood beside it. I took a match from the mantle piece and threw it in the pit. I threw myself onto bed and stared at the fire. I probably wasted fifteen minutes of my life staring at it but I couldn't look away. Then I notice in the back of the pit, there was something sparkling. I got off the bed slowly so I wouldn't lose where the sparkling thing is at and doused the fire. I bent down to look closer at the back wall of the pit and saw a handle! I could just barely make out the outline of the door!

"What the hell..?" I touched the handle of the door that must've been sparkling in the fire. "Fuck!" I yelled, as I burned my hand. I guess I have to wait a while.

I walked downstairs to the kitchen to see if we had any tomatoes. "Ciao fratello! Are you here for some pasta?" Feliciano asked with his mouth full and red sauce all over his mouth. "Dammit Feliciano, wipe your mouth! And stop talking with your mouth full! It's fuckin nasty!"

"Ve okay!" he took a napkin and wiped his mouth and swallowed what he had in his mouth. "So did fratello change his mind?" he asked me.

"No. Is there any tomatoes?" I asked him. He looked a bit nervous. "V-Ve fratello... I-I used them for the pasta… I thought you had some! I-I'm sorry!... So please don't get angry at me!" he yelled waving his white napkin. My eye twitched. I want some fucking tomatoes... "Where is the closest fucking store?" I asked grinding my teeth. "Ve... I saw one across from us..." he said nervously. I walked out of the kitchen and put on my shoes.

It probably took me ten fucking minutes to get the the street from our lawn. I spotted the store and went towards it. Once I got closer it was just more of a tent with two people and supplies and food around them. Dammit from just how they look, I know I wouldn't like them. Especially that blond one.

"Guten tag. How can we help you?" The blond and blued eye guy asked. Judging by his fucking ugly-ass accent he was German.

"Do you have any fucking tomatoes?" I asked politely. Well it was polite in my opinion. At least I didn't say, 'Hey German Bastard, give me some fucking tomatoes!'

"Kesese! Hey doesn't he look like old man Romulus's grandson? I bet he is! He acts exactly the old man told us!" A white haired man and scarlet eyes said.

"Mhm. Are you Lovino?" The blond German asked.

"Why do you want to know...?" I looked around for an insult. A lot of of his products are potatoes... "...you potato bastard!" he looked surprised and the white haired Albino bastard snickered. "Kesese! I like him! He's feisty! I'm the awesome Gilbert, the awesome Gilbird and this is the awesome me's bruder!" he pointed to the yellow bird on top of his head and then to the potato bastard.

"Ve! Fratello~!" I felt something slam into my back. Felciano was glomping me from behind. "Dammit Feliciano! Get the fuck off!" I yelled at him. "Ve did you make new friends?" he asked as he go of me and stood by my side, clutching my sleeve.

"Whoa! Another Lovi? That's awesome! Well not as awesome as me!" the stupid Albino bastard said.

"Dumbass! This is my younger twin brother! And don't fucking call me Lovi! It's LOVINO!"

"Ve! Nice to meet you! I'm Feliciano Vargas! I like pasta, gelato and lots of things!" he introduced. He shook the potato bastard brothers' hands. "Im Ludwig and this is-", "I'm his awesome older bruder, Gilbert! Kesese!" The albino bastard interrupted. Feliciano giggled.

"Dammit! What is this? I came here to buy some fucking tomatoes!" I yelled. I've been around the German bastards to much for my taste. Well I shouldn't be interacting with any Germans for any of my time for that matter! "Then sorry to tell you little Italian, we don't have any. Just seeds. Sorry dude" Albino bastard told me. My eye twitched. I could feel a vein pop. Feliciano seemed to notice the atmosphere for once and held me back. "The fuck! First Nonno makes us move from our fucking home and friends! Then we didn't have any fucking tomatoes and you aren't making it better!" I yelled as I tried to struggle out of Feliciano's grasp. Damn. Who knew he's this strong. The two bastards seem surprised.

"Is he on PMS?" Albino bastard bastard asked Feliciano.

"Ve! I'm sorry! He goes on a rampage when he doesn't get his tomatoes! Same thing to me when I don't get my pasta... I want some pasta~" leave it to Feliciano to get off topic. I sighed. "Fuck this. I'm going back" I tell them. I got out of Feliciano's grip and started back. About halfway I hear Feliciano running and yelling.

"Vee~ Fratello! Waaiiit!" I didn't slow down but he caught up anyway. "Look, look! Ludwig gave you some seeds!" he waved some seed packets in my face. "Tell me Feliciano. Does that have to do anything with my need of tomatoes...?" I asked grinding my teeth again. "Ve! Yep! Look!" he waved the tomato seed packet in my face. I walked faster trying to get away before I lose it... Again.

I opened the front door and slammed it, closing on him. I went straight up in my room and got my laptop out. Thank you for Internet! I went and checked my e-mail. No new messages. I had great friends... I refreshed it again and I saw, 1 new message. It was from one of my friends. "Hey Lovi, did you take my stuff with you? Forget it, you left a note. Really? Typical Lovi…" Well that wasn't what I expected…

Then I remembered the handle in the fireplace. It should be cool to touch right? I walked up to the fireplace and crouched down. I quickly swiped at the handle to see if it was still hot. Nope. I opened the mini-door revealing a small hallway. It wasn't really tall enough for someone to stand but big enough for a grown man to crawl through.

I wondered what the tunnel could lead. Maybe to a beach? Nonno's secret savings? A club? Would I risk going through? Fuck there isn't anything to live for anyways. Feliciano could go with that potato bastard since they got along so great, I live in the middle of fucking nowhere and I had no friends here, what so ever. Do you know how hard to make friends with my assy attitude? Almost impossible. I was surprised that I even have friends to begin with!

I started crawling through the small hallway... And crawled... And crawled... Dammit how fucking long is this? I planned to turn back but the hallway is too fucking small to! Guess I have no choice to keep crawling and cr-SHIT! I rubbed my head in pain. Just what the hell did I hit my head on?

I looked up to find myself at the end of the tunnel and in a dark and small room where I can stand. (Finally!) What I hit my head on was an old ladder and I brought my eyes to where the ladder ends. It was blocked by a loose tile or something, judging by the light seeping through the cracks. I noticed the other tunnel on my left which was blocked by rocks and shit like that. I would unblock it but I'm just lazy like that.

Guess that means I'm going up the ladder. I tested the ladder to see if it would break when I would climb it but it seems sturdy enough. When I reached the top, I slide the tile blocking the way and stick my head out.

I felt heat hit my face and my eyes took a minute to readjust from the dark tunnel to a bright place. When I could see, I find myself in a Roman-styled garden shelter. I got out of the ditch and up onto the the shelter's floor. From there I looked around myself. A garden... Or well, something that used to be a garden... Traveled all this way for a fucking garden! I sigh in frustration and anger, letting my hand run through my hair, avoiding the cursed curl.

I saw a white seat and table within the garden shelter and walked over to it. There on the table, was a photo with me, Feliciano, our parents and Nonno. So this was Nonno's garden. I stepped out of the shelter and the sun shined on my eyes. I squinted and saw the garden was sorta small. There were some old wooden fences surrounding it, separating it from the woods. Over by the right is a fountain flowing into a pond. The grass grew about ankle tall and there were traces of places were plants were once grew.

Che, this place was a shit hole. But it did seem like a great place for siestas and somewhere to get away from Feli and bastards... Maybe I should fix this up s- wait... What the hell am I thinking about? Tch I'm going back. I took another 10 minutes for me to find the fucking tile that led to the tunnel and another fucking 10 minutes to get back to the room.

When I got back, I immedally laid back into my bed. Damn… That place could really be a great place for siestas and get-aways... Shit! My stomach knotted as I remembered that I locked Feliciano outside. I quickly went downstairs and opened the front door to see if he was still out there. Yep...he was lying against the tree in the yard with a cat... Really, a fucking cat? He was probably taking his siesta or he was exhausted from banging on the door and whining for me to open the door.

I was about to nudge him with my foot to wake him up and tell him 'Get your lazy ass up and go inside before you get sick and pass it to me!' but I noticed the seed packets that were visibly seen in his pockets. I could see the tomato packets more specifically.

Damn... I wanted tomatoes more than I thought... Maybe I could plant those... Everything that dumb fuck grew dies. He would water plants with wine and feed it pasta, saying the plant was hungry and wanted yummy food. Then he would cry for a few hours when it wilted and die. I couldn't let Feliciano waste those precious tomatoes seeds!

Luckily for me, I was good and quick with my hands. (Not like that, you goddamn pervert bastards!) My 'friends' taught me how to pick pockets and locks. I bent down and slowly brought my hand to hover over his pocket. I was about to quickly swipe it out of his pockets but, "MEOW!" Meow? I saw the cat staring at me. I put one finger to my lip to get it to shut the hell up. It, of course, meowed again, stood up from Feliciano's lap and positioned itself on the pocket with the seeds.

"..." It stared at me. I swear I saw a playful glint in its eyes. I hissed at the cat to get off and it hissed back at me, scratching the air before me. I tried to pry the fucking thing but it latched its claws into Feliciano's pants causing him to wince and wake up.

"Nghn... F-fratello?" Damn cat! It looked at me with an expression of 'I won'. "Dammit Feli! Why the hell are you sleeping here? You're going to get sick and then pass it to me!"

"Vee...~ but fratello! You locked me out of the house and I couldn't get in and I got tired...!" I blushed. Dammit, how did I forget about that? "Just go inside..." I said weakly. What do you expect? I've been defeated by a cat and failed at getting the damn seeds.

"Ve~ but it's nice out…~" But Feliciano groggily got up and started towards the door. The damn cat stayed lying on the ground. He looked at me lazily and walked away... He was lying on the seed packets that Feliciano must've dropped! I'm glad he's such a dumb ass sometimes.

I took a look at the variety of seeds. Roses, maple..? Che cazzo? Alpine red roses, nasturtium, plum blossom, lotus, Red poppy, golden shower tree... Kimchi... Sunflower ... Catnip... As I said, Che cazzo...? And lots of different types of flowers. Wait... Wait a fucking minute… Where are the tomatoes? I groaned as I realized that they must've got stuck in Feliciano's pockets... Fuuuuuuuuuuck...!

-.-.-

He was lying on the couch, face planted in the pillows. I could ask him. Right? He's too tired to even remember what I asked... Right? Maybe he'll think it's a dream... I can't just let my pride be thrown away like this... Let's just get this over with!

I nudged Feliciano with my elbow. "Nhn..." He squirmed and rolled over, to get a better look at who was nudging him. "Feli give me tomato seeds." I demanded. "Say please~"

Dammit. For a sleepy bastard, he still as annoying as ever! I shook my head in disbelief but his eyes told me to carry on. "P-p...p...lea...se..." I stuttered. "Ve~ Whoa~! Fratello~ You got better on saying please!~ You're not choking on the word anymore~" I felt my face heat from anger and in embarrassment. "Just give me the damn tomatoes..." he flashed a goofy smile and went into his pockets.

"Opps~ I forgot. I placed it on the table~" he reached for the table in front of the sofa... "Here you go fratello~" "..." "Fratello? Are you alright? Oh is it because you haven't had your siesta either, right? Why don't you take one now with me!~" He patted the spot next to him and I snapped out of the battle of restraining my anger.

"I have better things to do" I said, a little harsher than I meant it to be. He looked hurt and I felt my stomach roll with guilt. "Ve... Okay~ Ill be here if you need me~" He flashed me a smile and fell asleep.

-.-.-

I went into my room and entered the tunnel. When I was about halfway in the tunnel I froze. What the hell possessed me to go out, come back and start a garden! Shit I can't even turn back. I continued to crawl as I growled along the way.

-.-.-

I took the shovel I found somewhere. I placed the packet of tomatoes in on pot, the maple in the other and vice versa.

It was about a couple of hours later until I finished. Dammit it's harder (especially the Lotus!) then you think so don't judge me! Since I had some extra tomatoes seeds and flowers there were no more pots so I just dug a hole and plopped the tomato seeds in. I found a place where I could place the flowers at and planted them there.

I went towards the fountain to get some water and water all the plants. I was finally done.

I turned back and started my way back to the garden shelter. I sat in the white chair to rest up. I picked up the photo to get a better look at it. We were on Nonno's lap laughing and giggling, which was a surprise that someone caught me in that state and Mamma and Paṕa were laughing with us also. This was probably before when Nonno discovered that he had that stupid disease. I let go of the picture and placed it back on the table. It was getting dark so I chose to leave. I took one last look at the garden and went back.

"Ve! Fratello! I couldn't find you anywhere s-so I got so worried!" I rolled my eyes and pushed him away so I could get into the fridge. "Does it matter where I go? You have that stupid potato brain 1 and stupid potato brain 2"

"Ve..." That dumb fuck of a brother! He didn't even deny it! "Lovi, there's going to guests coming tomorrow" What the fuck? One second he's bawling and now he's smiling. Well this shouldn't be a surprise to me. "Grazie for the warning" I said sarcastically. "Your welcome~!" I rolled my eyes again and shut the fridge, finding nothing good. Dammit I'm not eating until I get some tomatoes!

He eyed me for a second once I moved out of the fridge's door way."Ve fratello! You're all dirty!" He pointed to the grass stains and dirt all over my pants. "Did you go gardening? I wanna see~!" Dammit! I was so sure he wouldn't remember!

"I'm going to sleep. Buonanotte" I said, not feeling to make up an excuse or giving a reason. I started my way to the stairs and from the kitchen when I heard a sad 've' in the kitchen.

-.-.-.

When I got back into my room I let my body sink into the bed. I sighed as I stood up to take off my shirt and pants. When my body hit the mattress I immediately fell asleep. I could just smell those tomatoes right now...

Yeah….~ Please leave a review~ It's also my birthday today! ouo! Hehe~ It was the only day that the laptop was available! I only type my stories onto my IPod so, yeah…

I think I really suck at Lovino first point of view so please bear with me! I might just switch points of views. Eh I don't even know...

Leave a suggestion or review! Criticism is allowed! I'm a big girl, now xD