Title: For the DEAREST authors

A/N: Hi, everyone. I know I've been disappeared in all sudden, but you see… lots of things happened in real life. Now, first of all, this story should be clarified that the original idea behind this fanfic belongs to the awesome writer DawnAngel14 (she's my onne-san, she's real cool and awesome, trust me! :D), Seriously, if you're into One Piece, you should really go read her fanfic, it's called "Dear Authors" (you can find it in my favorites or just search it) and it's hilarious.

Oh, and the number of letters this will contain had not been decided yet. But there will be plenty to go around. Now, let's get this short started!

And of course, KHR didn't belong to me. I mean, well, if I do own KHR… *WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'IF'?* Well, erm, I do own- *a gun pointed on my head* okay, okay! I don't own it, happy? =_="

For the DEAREST authors,

First of all, I. AM. DAMN .STRAIGHT and will always be. Please do stop pairing me up with Hibari-san, Mukuro, Gokudera-kun, Yamamoto and etc… And seriously, WHY AM I ALWAYS THE UKE?! ;A;

From,

Vongola 10th boss, Sawada Tsunayoshi

Ending note: * fake cough* so let's make this clear first, okay? No offensive for YAOI! This is just something I thought that Tsu-chan will say if he ever read the fanfiction… so please don't get furious, yaoi readers. 'cause to tell the truth, I'm a yaoi fan girl as well, hahahahaha~ well, well, who shall be next then? ;)