Disclaimer: Axis Powers Hetalia belongs to Himaruya Hidekaz

Author's note: this is pure silliness. Also it's more like PG-15 rated for non-graphic bedroom activities if you want to hit the back-button and you haven't already taken in the entire fic in a glance, sorry.

It's a Puzzlement

"Germany," Veneziano says suddenly, his lips brushing Germany's sternum in the way that always makes his skin tingle. He's paused in the middle of nudging open Germany's shirt, and his eyes flick up, but Veneziano doesn't pull back and he exhales all in one breath: "Germany, I lost one of your shirt buttons, don't be mad."

Germany-no, he is 'making love' with Veneziano, he is resisting the urge to sigh and scold and hunt the damn thing down right this instant. He sighs a little anyway and tells the both of them, "It doesn't matter. We can look for it later. Did you see where it rolled?"

Veneziano's fingers go still against Germany's stomach, which is strange because wasn't he insisting on removing Germany's shirt with his mouth before? "Um." Veneziano wets his lips. "Um, Germany, I swallowed it."