Everyone sat around the table waiting for Daniel to finally come clean. He'd been hiding something for a while, and apparently now was the time for him to confess.

"I guess that first I'll have to apologize for lying to you for such a long time." Daniel started as he nervously rubbed his glasses on his shirt. "If certain events hadn't occurred and forced my hand, I probably would have never told you, as I have been reasonably content with my life as Daniel Jackson."

"My story starts with the leader of a terrorist faction that was active in the fifties." Daniel said. "This group of terrorists was unlike most others of the era as they belonged to a race who could manipulate a form of energy that is called for lack of a better word, Magic. Those who wielded that power are called Witches and Wizards. The leader was considered to be the most powerful of his kind, and had gathered a large number of Witches and Wizards to his cause."

"My parents, my real parents not the parents of the real Daniel Jackson who died in his early teens and whose identity I took, were involved in the civil war in that community of magic users which the terrorist group had started in order to purge the community of those they considered impure, those who had non-magical ancestors." Daniel continued.

"After my parents' death at the hands of the leader of the group on the Halloween of 1961 when I was one year old, the civil war went into a fifteen year hiatus before starting up again shortly before I turned sixteen. During the hiatus, I was hailed as the boy who had defeated the leader of the terrorist group. During the war which I was forced to fight because of my public status and the fact that I'd faced the leader of the terrorist group before, I lost everyone who was dear to me. Because of this, I decided to leave the magical community and start a new life elsewhere, at which point I came across Daniel Jackson whom nobody had yet learned had died." Daniel continued.

"I wasn't born with the name Daniel Jackson, which belonged to a boy who could be considered to be the last casualty of that civil war. My real name is Harry Potter." Daniel finished.

Everyone around the table clapped when Daniel finished giving his confession, and Daniel bowed.

"Good one." Colonel Jack O'Neill said as he collected money from several people around the table. "Love the back story."

"How the heck did you figure out that Daniel was Harry Potter?" Major Samantha Carter asked as she handed over a wad of cash. "I mean it wasn't obvious at all. He never did any "magic" in front of us or anything like that."

"Easy. Besides the one time I saw the wand poking out of his sleeve," O'Neill who had come up with the game the group was playing after reading some Wormhole X-Treme! fan fiction on a lark said "The guy who's supposed to be Jackson in Wormhole X-Treme! is almost always Harry Potter in the crossovers. By the way Jackson, where'd you get that wand?"

"You'd be amazed at what you can find on the internet. I bought it from a Harry Potter fansite." Daniel replied as he displayed said wand to Teal'c.

"This game was more fun than I thought it would be". Carter said.

"I do believe it is my turn next." Teal'c said. "Please allow me sufficient time to study Earth's popular culture in order to prepare."

"I'll give you a week." O'Neill said "For the next week after that, you act the way you think the person you picked would act if they were you, and in two weeks, it's "Confession" time."

"As much as I would like to see who Teal'c would choose to be, I don't want this interfering with your missions." General Hammond said as the group began to get up and go their own ways.

"Don't worry, it won't." Jackson replied. "Me pretending to be Harry Potter pretending to be me didn't do any further harm to our last mission."

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Author's note: Any suggestions for Teal'c?