Within seconds, the commercials were over and Alec Trebek and Jeopardy were back:

"And welcome back to Jeopardy." Alec said cheerfully. "We're in the last round and the scores - Murdoch is in the lead with eleven hundred, Thomas Andrews, Ismay, Jack, Rose and Lightoller all have zero. Now, we have added a new round of Titanic participants to the game, please give a round of applause, welcoming Officer Henry T. Wilde, Caledon Hockley and Molly Brown.

The crowd applauds happily and some whistles are even sent out for Officer Wilde. Officer Wilde looks at the audience with a raised eyebrow and a smirk. Caledon smiled his best, arrogant, Caledon Hockley smile and nodded at the office.

"I'm sure all the whistles are for me, thank you ladies." Caledon said arrogantly with a light chuckle.

The audience lightly laughed at Caledon's comment. Rose rolled her eyes at Caledon.

"They're only whistling for you because they can't clearly see how hideous your waxed, big, eyeliner wearing face is from where they're sitting Cal." Rose said coldly with loud applause and cheer from the audience.

Cal stared at Rose with cold anger.

"But I'm sure they can spot a cheap backseat whore from SEVERAL feet away, isn't that right Rose?" Cal retorted as the audience all ""oohed" in unison.

Murdoch sighed, irritated.

"Oh would you both bloody shut the hell up?" Murdoch said under his breath with light laughter from the audience.

"Alright, we have the final categories, of - The Walking Dead, Stephen King, Science-related News Events and pop music and we're going to start the second round with you Caledon." Alec said.

"The Walking Dead?" Officer Wilde asked with a slight frown. "What in hell is The Walking Dead?"

"Probably what your sister looks like without makeup, Henry." Lightoller said with light laughter he shared with Murdoch.

Officer Wilde looked at Lightoller with shock and anger.

"Hey! My sister is a BEAUTIFUL woman!" Wilde yelled angrily. "Unlike your wife who's face looks like a mutilated squirrel."

Officer Wilde contrived a brief smile at Lightoller as the audience and Murdoch laughed.

"Um EXCUSE me," Cal said firmly. "Alec told me it was MY turn, thank you. So both of you SHUT up."

Caledon stared at the numerous screens with a thinking frown.

"Give me pop music for five hundred." Caledon said confidently.

On the screen appears Beyonce in a black, almost see-through shirt revealing her cleavage and a thin, laced leopard bikini, looking very sexy. The audience cheers loudly. Murdoch, Lightoller and Wilde look at the photo of Beyonce with lurid attraction.

"Bleeding Christ mate, I'd love to lie next to that every night guy." Murdoch said with a scoff and a smirk, to which the audience laughed.

Rose glanced over at Jack with coldness, who was staring at the photo of Beyonce with attraction. Jack, who caught Rose staring, looked at her and smirked.

"She's not prettier than you Rose, I mean c'mon." Jack said with a nervous laugh as Rose rolled his eyes at her.

Cal exhaled and slightly shook his head with a faint smirk.

"This singing artists is known for such hits like Get Embodied, Partition and Drunk In love - Cal?" Alec said.

"Drunk in love?" Andrews asked with a faint frown. "How does someone become - drunk in love?"

"I'd like to be drunk in love with her." Officer Wilde said in a low voice that was loud enough for the audience to hear.

The audience laughed at Wilde's comment.

"Um, I have - NO idea who she is Alec." Cal said quickly. "But I will guess from her outfit that she's just as much the whore that Rose is."

Rose flipped Cal the bird which made the audience cheer and laugh loudly.

Alec laughed.

"The answer is Beyonce." Alec said.

"Beyonce?" Ismay said, "that's a weird name."

"It's a bloody sexy name, mate." Murdoch said with a scoff and a faint smirk.

"Uh Alec, is she single?" Lightoller asked with loud cheering and whistling from the audience.

Alec laughed and shook his head.

"Uh unfortunately no Mr. Lightoller," Alec replied. "She's married to rapper Jay-Z".

"Jay Z?" Caledon said with a brief frown. "A man with two letters for his name, how classy. That's almost as idiotic as having a name like Jack or William - no offense to you Murdoch."

The audience "ooohed" in unison.

"No offense taken, you tall, big faced, psychopathic moron." Murdoch said strongly which implemented laughter and cheers from the audience.

Cal rolled his eyes at Murdoch angrily.

"Wilde, you're up next." Alec said.

"Uh - what the bloody hell, I'll take Stephen King for nine hundred, guy." Wilde said with a slight shrug.

Up on the big screen pops a photo of a actress Kate Maberly as a child, when she played Dinah in Stephen King's The Langoliers.

"Eww" Officer Lightoller said with a sour face, which produces laughter from the audience.

"Ok, this actress played a young blind girl with special abilities in what Stephen King film." Alec said.

Wilde stared at the photo of Kate totally confused.

"Jesus that haircut that little girl has is hideous." Cal said with laughter from the audience.

Andrews stared at Cal with shock.

"Mr. Hockley, THAT is a little girl and you insult her hair?" Andrews said strongly.

"YES I DID" Cal snapped. "Her hair looks like a black mushroom dropped down and died on top of her head."

The audience laughs cheerfully.

"I have to agree with big, eyeliner face over there, mate," Murdoch said, "her haircut is very weird."

I don't NEED you to agree with me MURDOCH." Cal said.

"Oh shut the ugly hole in your face Hockley." Murdoch replied with laughter from the audience.

"Here, Here." Rose said under her breath.

Wilde sighed and shrugged.

"I don't know who this - young little one is Alec I'm sorry." Wilde replied.

"Her name is Kate Maberly." Alec replied.

"A dumb name to match her dumb haircut." Cal replied.

"Thomas Andrews, your turn." Alec said.

"Um, may I have - celebrities for twelve hundred Alec, please?" Andrews asked politely.

On the screen pops a photo of actress America Ferrera as Ugly Betty. Andrews, Lightoller, Ismay and Jack looked horrified.

"DAMN, her face gave me a instant headache." Jack said with loud laughter from the audience.

"This actress was the star of the hit show Ugly Betty." Alec said.

"Well ugly is certainly one name for her." Lightoller said.

Andrews glared at Lightoller with attitude.

"She is NOT ugly." Andrews replied strongly. "No human is ugly, everyone is beautiful in their own way."

The audience cheered and applauded loudly for Andrews and Andrews smiled faintly and nodded at the audience.

"Oh Andrews, must you always be so damn nice - especially to those who look worst than Rose's mother on a bad hair day." Cal said with a shake of his head.

"Oh Cal, you're just upset because you can't even keep an erection for longer than two seconds." Rose snapped which brought forth loud applause, laughter and cheer from the audience.

Wilde looked with shocked and looked away and laughed heartily with a shake of his head.

Cal looked at Rose with rage.

"Why you miserable bit -" Cal stopped as he walked over to Rose, about to strike her but Andrews stepped in front of him.

"Mr. Hockley, you better NOT." Andrews said boldly.

Alec stared at them both with light worry.

"Ok you two." Alec said. "There won't be any fighting here."

"What are you going to do shipbuilder?" Cal said strongly. "You build ships, you couldn't fight if you were going up against someone ten times shorter than you."

"I'll do it." Jack said strongly. "You touch Rose and I'll beat you so bad your own crazy father won't recognize you."

"My father wasn't CRAZY!" Cal snapped loudly.

"SHUT UP Caledon Hockley!" Officer Wilde yelled, "Or we'll all - we'll all -"

Officer Wilde stopped as a female producer ran over and whispered something in his ear.

"We'll all kick your ass so hard, you'll be the only guy in heaven in a wheelchair!" Officer Wilde yelled with loud laughter and cheering from the audience.

Andrews and Ismay frowned, slightly confused.

Murdoch, Rose, Jack and Lightoller laughed heartily.

"Can we get back to the game please, this is the last round." Alec said.

Cal rolled his eyes and walked back over to his podium.

"This ISN'T over WILDE." Cal said angrily.

Alec sighed with a shake of his head after the audience applauds as the show comes back off of commercial break

"Alright and welcome back, Murdoch is still the only one in the lead with eleven hundred -"

"Yes, which means I'M going to win the money." Murdoch said with a laugh.

Some young girl in the audience shouts "I love you Will!" and the audience whistles and cheers loudly. Murdoch smiles faintly with surprise at the audience.

"Thanks love, what a nice thing to say." Murdoch replied.

"Will, you pick from the board and if you get this right,, your points will be daily doubled and since you're the only one who has points on the board - and that's a first - EVER on this show - you will win the game."

"Oh that's unfair, Will always wins at everything!" Lightoller said strongly.

"Well I for one will be proud of Will wins." Andrews said with a smirk.

"Me too, he's a great officer." Rose said warmly.

Murdoch smiled faintly and nodded at Rose and Andrews as the audience "awwed".

"Thank you both, I appreciate that."

"Oh please! This is UTTERLY ridiculous!" Cal snapped. "How can ANYONE win with these stupid categories?! The Walking Dead! Just what the HELL is The Walking Dead or Beyonca -"

"It's BEYONCE, idiot." Jack said with a briefly contrived smirk at Cal.

"WHATEVER her name is DAWSON." Cal snapped. "Who cares what her name is!"

"Mr. Hockley, honestly, you need to calm down." Mr. Ismay said, "It really -"

Oh who asked you ISMAY?!" Hockley snapped.

Officer Wilde walked over to Cal and stepped in Cal's face.

"Alright, ONE more word from you Caledon Hockley and you will be investigating hitherto unexplored realms of PAIN!" Officer Wilde yelled angrily with loud cheering and applause from the audience.

Cal stared at Officer Wilde and saw he was serious, which made Cal slightly nervous. Cal knew he couldn't dare beat Officer Wilde as Officer Wilde was much stronger and more built than he was. Murdoch stepped in between them and pushed them both apart from each other.

"Hey, enough you two," Murdoch said lightly. "I'm about to win a lot of money here, so hold your fighting until the end there, eh?"

Cal pushed Murdoch lightly and Murdoch turned on his heels to stare at Cal angrily.

"You push me again and I'm going to rip out your lungs and beat you with it, mate." Murdoch said strongly which generated applause from the audience.

"Yea, try it after the show MURDOCH." Cal said angrily.

"MURDOCH, your category please?" Alec said strongly.

Murdoch sighed and nodded at the screen.

"Uh Science-related news events for six hundred." Murdoch said.

On the screen appeared a photo of Hailey's comet.

"Wow, sky lights." Jack said with light awe as he stared at the Hailey's comet on the screen.

"That's a comet you moron." Cal said under his breath.

"In this decade, people got their last get the chance to see Halley's Comet." Alec said.

Murdoch stared at the screen absolutely clueless, several seconds had passed with Murdoch being silent.

"Uh Will are you going to answer the question?" Lightoller asked.

Murdoch glanced over at Lightoller with a faint frown and shrugged.

"I - I don't know the answer though." Murdoch said with the audience "awwing".

Murdoch looked down with a sigh, a brief close of his eyes and a frown of disappointment.

"Of course you don't know," Cal said. "Your IQ is less than two."

The audience booed Cal loudly.

"ENOUGH with the insults Mr. Hockley." Ismay stated strongly.

"You can't think of any answer, Will? Wilde asked with a faint frown.

"Yeah, I mean just make any kind of guess, it might - be right." Jack said.

"Yeah I - I don't know." Murdoch said. "These aren't like the other categories we had earlier - celebrities, Titanic and the 1980's."

"Officer Murdoch, that's it!" Alec said excitedly.

Murdoch stared at Alec with a confused frown.

"What's it?" Murdoch asked.

"The answer, you said 1980's and that was the correct answer," Alec said, "Officer Murdoch, you have won FIFTY thousand dollars!"

Murdoch gasped loudly with surprise as the audience cheered and roared loudly.

Murdoch excitedly hugged Officer Wilde, Lightoller and then Andrews and Jack and Rose.

"Yes! This is bloody awesome!" Murdoch said.

"When we finish with Titanic, we're all celebrating with pints of lager, right Will?" Wilde said happily.

"Beer all around for all of us mate!" Murdoch said happily with laughter from Officer Wilde and Lightoller.

Cal rolled his eyes with a sigh of anger.

"Oh the hell with this ridiculous show." Cal snapped before walking off the set.

As Officer Wilde, Lightoller, Ismay, Rose, Jack, Andrews and Cal walked back towards the green room, Murdoch was walking with a tall, beautiful, hot looking woman - the woman looked a lot like Jessica Alba.

"So are you single Will, because you sure are cute." The woman walking with Murdoch asked.

Murdoch scoffed and smirked, his face blushing heavily.

"Well actually" Murdoch began, "I'm not but - "

"But I ABSOLUTELY am, sweetheart." Wilde said as he walked in between Murdoch and the woman.

"Hi love, my name's Henry, what's yours?" Wilde asked with a smile and a wink.

The woman smiled at Officer Wilde with a now invested interest in him as Officer Wilde put his arm around her shoulder and led her away down the hall past Murdoch with Murdoch looking with shock.

"Wow thanks there Henry." Murdoch said in a low tone.

"So, how do we get back to the ship from - here?" Ismay asked Andrews. "I don't even know how we arrived here to begin with."

Andrews sighed with an eyebrow raised.

"Well," Andrews replied, "I suppose we get back to the ship by stating - "

THE END...