Hello wonderful readers! I decided that since I love these kinds of stories, I should make one! Please enjoy this out right crazed answers from our favorite people from KFP. Hope you like it! Make sure to review on what kind of whacked up question you wanna ask them!

Me: Hello everybody! Today, I've got the Dragon Warriors and the Furios Five with me to answer any questions given to them! Wether it be their love life, their jobs, their deepest secrets, their most terrifying fears; anything! First, let us all say our greetings.

Tigress: Good afternoon. I'm Tigress. Pleasure to meet you.

Viper: Hello! How are you? I'm Viper.

Crane: Hi, I'm Crane. Nice to meet you.

Monkey: Hey. I'm Monkey.

Mantis: Hello ladies! I, am the man of your dreams, the one that'll love you for all eternity, the one that-

Me: The one that'll get crushed if you don't stop trying to hit on girls?

Mantis: *Gulp* Heh... I'm Mantis.

Me: Much better.

Po: Hi everybody! I'm Po, the Dragon Warrior! It's freakingly amazing kicking butts with everyone! Now, we get to be interviewed; off set! This is going to be AWESOME!

(Tigress holds back a little chuckle)

Me: Okay, first question goes to... Mantis. "Mantis, from what I've read, you're a total pervert. Why is that?"

Mantis: I'm not that perverted. Some people just say that I'm a hopeless romantic. Plus, I'm under people all the time..

Me:... I can see why... Okay then, Po, here's a queston for you, "What's your greatest weakness?"

Po: *Blushes* U-Umm... I kind of have two weaknesses...

Me: That's fine. What are they?

Po: *Blushes More* W-Well.. one of them is seeing my friends hurt. The other one is.. umm..seeing Tigress in a skirt or..somethingthathugsherbody.!

(Everyone is quiet and don't know what to think)

Po: Please don't kill me Tigress!

(Tigress is blushing like a tomato, just as Po is)

Me: Okay... Well, putting that aside, *cough* Shifu, calm down! *cough*

(Shifu looks like he's ready to kill the panda)

Monkey and Mantis: .. Bu..

Viper: Bu?

Monkey and Mantis: ...BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Crane: I always thuought his weakness was food..

Viper: Me too.

Me: Me three.. Ahem, anywho, this one goes out to Viper. "Viper, what was your past like?"

Viper: Oh, well, you see, my past was pretty simple. Always dancing, practicing, and I'd dance for my parents. Although, I would get teased once in a while for being a fang less viper. But I don't pay much mind to it anymore. Other than that, I had a pretty simple childhood.

Me: Cool. Wait, I don't mean about the teasing part of course, just that you had an awesome childhood. J-Just in case that needed clarification... Okay, Crane, this one's for you, and this one's pretty normal. "Crane, why do you do calligraphy?"

Crane: Well, I guess it's becuase it's pretty easy and it's somthing to do when Master Shifu might give us a break. Also, it comes in handy when writing letters sometimes.

Me: ...

Crane: What?

Me: ..Tried calligraphy once, and it was not an easy thing to do. Well, anyways, Monkey, this is for you. "Where do you get all your cookies..?"

Monkey: Easy. I get them at the village from that nice vixon who owns the bakery down the Valley. She's great at baking them, so I buy a lot of them. She also taught me how to make my own cookies.

Mantis: Is she young? She hitting on you?

Monkey: ... Yes, she's young. Technically the same age as me. *Blush* I don't think she's hitting on me.

(Po, Mantis, and Crane pat his back and say: "Good luck bro." "I never knew you had it in you.." and "So that's where you get the cookies..")

Me: ...OKAY! Tigress. This one's for you. "Tigress... Why are you so... awesome at hiding your emotion? Trust me, I tried, but failed. Tell me, how do you do it?"

Tigress: ...Well, grow up as an orphan, destroy everything you touch, be called a monster all through your life, cry in silence where nobody can see or hear you, get adopted to someone who never shows you how much he actually cares, is proud, and loves you, punch iron wood trees for twenty years, never show weakness to any one, never feel love and give love, train every single day for two decades, get a broken rib, limbed leg, and bleeding knuckles and not complain, stay isolated in a place where you train to no end, and... that's about it. Technically, walk in my shoes and live my life and you'll know how.

(Complete utter silence)

Tigress: What?

Me: Umm.. okay. Wow. Well, that's all for today folks, review and feel free to ask any kind of question! See you next time! Bye!